Undertaker Quotes

Collection of top 58 famous quotes about Undertaker

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Undertaker Quotes By William Allen White: The talent of a meat packer, the morals The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker. William Allen White
Undertaker Quotes By Henry Louis Gates: My father was the funniest man I ever My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker. Henry Louis Gates
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Why don't you say "What?" if you like Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider Ambrose Bierce
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By Charles Caleb Colton: Fame is an undertaker that pays but little Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave — Charles Caleb Colton
Undertaker Quotes By Margaret Atwood: She who pays the undertaker calls the tune. She who pays the undertaker calls the tune. — Margaret Atwood
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things. — The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By Danny Elfman: You'll never get me into a tux. Not You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in. — Danny Elfman
Undertaker Quotes By John Wolcot: To wear long faces, just as if our To wear long faces, just as if our Maker,
The God of goodness, was an undertaker. — John Wolcot
Undertaker Quotes By Triple H: Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world! — Triple H
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: I've crippled more people than polio. I've crippled more people than polio. — The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By Melissa Marr: We are what stands between the living and We are what stands between the living and the dead. Being an Undertaker is an honor, son. — Melissa Marr
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Be afraid ... be VERY afraid! Be afraid ... be VERY afraid! — The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: The fear of death is far greater than The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all! — The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By Stephan Attia: Why did the undertaker sink into a deep Why did the undertaker sink into a deep depression?
Because he was already one foot in the grave — Stephan Attia
Undertaker Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker. Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker. — Zig Ziglar
Undertaker Quotes By Karen Witemeyer: Drop the bat, mister, or I'll fill you Drop the bat, mister, or I'll fill you so full of lead the undertaker will charge double to bury you! — Karen Witemeyer
Undertaker Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. — P.G. Wodehouse
Undertaker Quotes By Tom Upton: UNDERTAKER!" the head boomed. "BOY, DO I HAVE UNDERTAKER!" the head boomed. "BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU! — Tom Upton
Undertaker Quotes By Rebecca McNutt: Directing a funeral isn't about death at all. Directing a funeral isn't about death at all. Funerals are for the living, not the dead. — Rebecca McNutt
Undertaker Quotes By Mark Twain: I am able to say that while I I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker. — Mark Twain
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By CM Punk: In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! — CM Punk
Undertaker Quotes By Anne Tyler: No couple buying wedding rings wants to be No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker. — Anne Tyler
Undertaker Quotes By Flannery O'Connor: Lady," The Misfit said, looking beyond her far Lady," The Misfit said, looking beyond her far into the woods, "there never was a body that give the undertaker a tip. — Flannery O'Connor
Undertaker Quotes By Bray Wyatt: I will claim the soul of The Undertaker I will claim the soul of The UndertakerBray Wyatt
Undertaker Quotes By Kurt Angle: Undertaker, if that is your real name ... Undertaker, if that is your real name ... — Kurt Angle
Undertaker Quotes By The Miz: In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh. — The Miz
Undertaker Quotes By Maya Angelou: You can call for the cook, call for You can call for the cook, call for the baker, you may as well call for the undertaker. — Maya Angelou
Undertaker Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker. — Ambrose Bierce
Undertaker Quotes By Alison Bechdel: Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies? Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies? — Alison Bechdel
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: There is no shame in going out fighting There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all. — The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By Paul Heyman: My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertakers Undefeated My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertakers Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania — Paul Heyman
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: In all my years here, I don't think In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place! — The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By Arlene Francis: Apathy is about as near to the undertaker Apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get. — Arlene Francis
Undertaker Quotes By Jennifer Donnelly: The day you stop dreaming you might as The day you stop dreaming you might as well take yourself down to the undertaker's, for you're as good as dead. — Jennifer Donnelly
Undertaker Quotes By Fred Dibnah: One mistake up here and it's half a One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker! — Fred Dibnah
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: You can not kill that which is already You can not kill that which is already dead. — The Undertaker
Undertaker Quotes By Emil Cioran: To be objective is to treat others as To be objective is to treat others as you treat an object, a corpse - to behave with them like an undertaker. — Emil Cioran
Undertaker Quotes By Fred Allen: My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. — Fred Allen
Undertaker Quotes By W.G. Sebald: What distinguishes art from such undertaker's business is What distinguishes art from such undertaker's business is that life's closeness to death is its theme, not its addiction. — W.G. Sebald
Undertaker Quotes By W.C. Fields: When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other. — W.C. Fields
Undertaker Quotes By Mark Twain: Let us endeavor so to live that when Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar — Mark Twain
Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: You better give your soul to the Lord, You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me! — The Undertaker