Undertaker Quotes
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Undertaker Quotes & Sayings
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I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
— The Undertaker
The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker.
— William Allen White
Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven.
— The Undertaker
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.
— Henry Louis Gates
Allow the purity of evil to guide you.
— The Undertaker
Philosophy always buries its undertakers.
— Etienne Gilson
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
You can't hide ... from The Deadman.
— The Undertaker
Nobody really wants to be your friend when they discover that you work with dead people.
— Rebecca McNutt
APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider
— Ambrose Bierce
... the sea defrauds many an honest undertaker of his profits.
— Frederick Marryat
Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven
— The Undertaker
Tonight, there will be a sacrafice!
— The Undertaker
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
— Joe Frazier
When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker.
— Sue Sanders
If you try me, I will make you famous.
— The Undertaker
In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!
— The Undertaker
We are what stands between the living and the dead. Being an Undertaker is an honor, son.
— Melissa Marr
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
— The Undertaker
Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?
— Alison Bechdel
There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all.
— The Undertaker
You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in.
— Danny Elfman
Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.
— The Undertaker
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
— Mark Twain
What distinguishes art from such undertaker's business is that life's closeness to death is its theme, not its addiction.
— W.G. Sebald
Apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get.
— Arlene Francis
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave
— Charles Caleb Colton
The day you stop dreaming you might as well take yourself down to the undertaker's, for you're as good as dead.
— Jennifer Donnelly
You can not kill that which is already dead.
— The Undertaker
To be objective is to treat others as you treat an object, a corpse - to behave with them like an undertaker.
— Emil Cioran
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
— The Undertaker
Be afraid ... be VERY afraid!
— The Undertaker
The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all!
— The Undertaker
Why did the undertaker sink into a deep depression?Because he was already one foot in the grave — Stephan Attia
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
— Zig Ziglar
Drop the bat, mister, or I'll fill you so full of lead the undertaker will charge double to bury you!
— Karen Witemeyer
As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.
— P.G. Wodehouse
She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.
— Margaret Atwood
Directing a funeral isn't about death at all. Funerals are for the living, not the dead.
— Rebecca McNutt
I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.
— Mark Twain
BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker.
— Ambrose Bierce
I've crippled more people than polio.
— The Undertaker
Lady," The Misfit said, looking beyond her far into the woods, "there never was a body that give the undertaker a tip.
— Flannery O'Connor
I will claim the soul of The Undertaker
— Bray Wyatt
Undertaker, if that is your real name ...
— Kurt Angle
