Underpants Quotes
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Underpants Quotes & Sayings
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We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens.
— Anthony Michael Hall
In his work shirt and underpants, he looked powerful but also cartoonish, like a bear dressed up for a job interview.
— David Sedaris
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
— David Sedaris
My big move was to get out of my underpants without snagging my foot and falling on my face.
— Janet Evanovich
So now we can build an unselfish society by devoting to unselfishness the frenzy we once devoted to gold and to underpants.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Lord of My Underpants," Liam Quinn.
— Leisa Rayven
Insanity depended on your point of view, he always said, and if it was the view through your own underpants then everything looked fine
— Terry Pratchett
Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious.
— Rick Riordan
Music is the shaman of my underpants.
— A.J. Kaufmann
Batman doesn't have to put up with this shitwhy should we? — Caitlin Moran
Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those weird disposable underpants) was no big deal.
— Ann Benjamin
I see England,I see France;
I see a little girl's
Underpants! — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I am the boss of my underpants. You can be the boss of yours.
— Ragen Chastain
It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
— Adam Carolla
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.
— Martine McCutcheon
Here's to our enduring sisterhood. May it bind us together more tightly that the Lycra in my Spanx underpants.
— Susan McBride
It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.
— Bruce Forsyth
By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants ...
— Graham Chapman
Have you read your UNDERPANTS today?
— Dav Pilkey
Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants.""Excuse me. — Rick Riordan
As you may well know by now, the Givers are mysterious, and love to speak in riddles. It's more annoying than having sand in your underpants ...
— James Dashner
The way of the truthful-by-nature is as a bicycle race in a pair of sandpaper underpants, but William clung to an indisputable fact.
— Terry Pratchett
The smell from the kitchen was getting stronger: It was something like burning underpants.
— J.K. Rowling
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
— Bill Watterson
THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH BICYCLES. Men don't remotely care if you're wearing sexy underpants or not.
— Caitlin Moran
And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
— Terry Pratchett
Randalf the Wise indeed!I've worn wiser pairs of underpants!
— Paul Stewart
Another day, another pair of underpants.
— Jo Huxster
Life without sports is like life without underpants
— Billy Bowden
![Underpants Quotes By Lynda Barry: [Chucky] Ya peanut headed suckerfool!Take me on!Ya ugly](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/underpants-quotes-by-lynda-barry-879473.jpg "Underpants Quotes By Lynda Barry: [Chucky] Ya peanut headed suckerfool!Take me on!Ya ugly")
[Chucky] Ya peanut headed suckerfool!Take me on!
Ya ugly knuckle butted dogface underpants!
You think I'm playin'? — Lynda Barry
Underpants! Underpants!
— Sophie Kinsella
