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My uncle always said that it was the sword in a man's hand that determined his wroth, not the one between his legs. - Arianne
— George R R Martin
Chin up! We're just trying to make you an Uncle, what's the harm in that?
— Rachel Van Dyken
Trust me, dear, with the amount that you read, I guarantee that your eyes will never go bad.
— Lindsey Renee Backen
My father died when I was quite small, so my uncle used to buy me books and read them to me.
— Jenny Nimmo
Tess's Uncle Donald winced when he entered the Kibbitz Room at Attman's Delicatessen. The pained expression
— Laura Lippman
I developed the habit of writing novels behind a closed door, or at my uncle's, on the dining table.
— Patrick White
Now," said I, "we must not let this water run away.""Why not?" replied my uncle. "I suspect the spring is unfailing." (p. 105) — Jules Verne
Everyone is so frightened of change," I say before smiling sincerely at the broken man. "You remind me of my uncle.
— Pierce Brown
Uncle knows best.-All the Lost Boys — Philip Reeve
Uncle Edisto always said, "Every ending is a new beginning.
— Deborah Wiles
Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle.
— William Shakespeare
Trying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me.
— Deon Cole
Out my left, I saw baboon bum, out my right, my long-lost uncle Amos. Naturally, I decided to focus on the right.
— Rick Riordan
Richard Cromwell was not fit to wear the mantle of his uncle.
— John F. Kennedy
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
I call these naughties - just like your Uncle sometimes...
— Michael N. Wilton
A few years later, my Uncle David took me to the Earle Theatre to hear Duke Ellington.
— David Amram
You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!
— J.K. Rowling
Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
— George Gobel
The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52 billion. $39 billion was expended in the actual war period. This expenditure yielded $16 billion in profits.
— Smedley Butler
It's hard to get rid of vampires. You have to drag them into the light.-Cynthia D. Grant, Uncle Vampire — Cynthia D. Grant
Sadie got up and kissed Amos on the forehead. "Leave it to us, Uncle. I've got a plan.""That," I said, "sounds like very bad news. — Rick Riordan
When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand.
— Earl B. Russell
Here's the bottom line. I don't care if it was Kinko the Klown or a guy in an Uncle Sam suit on stilts or Hubert the Happy Homo. If
— Stephen King
Buying gifts for a kid. Can we get him a cute little cape and a mustache so he looks like old Uncle Lando?" Lobot
— Chuck Wendig
Fate, the monstrous scene-shifter, was setting the stage for the death of Uncle Fred, the elderly man.
— George Bellairs
The thing was, some men needed killing. The Church didn't admit that, save it was war. The Mohawk understood it fine. So did Uncle Jamie.
— Diana Gabaldon
Uncle Brett had a definite vision that he was after, I don't think having a famous father affected him much.
— Kim Weston
The alien in my uncle hand obviously taken full control. Soon, it would claw its way out of his stomach and tap dance across my bed
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
My daddy was a minister, my grandfather was a voodoo priest, my uncle was a mason; I was raised with a lot of studies.
— Wyclef Jean
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
— Olin Miller
It's no part of your job to think for the Lord," his great-uncle said. "Judgment may rack your bones.
— Flannery O'Connor
My Uncle, of course, would have been pleased to see someone with brown skin holding the office of president.
— Alveda King
If you asked me what Uncle Vanya is about, I would say about as much as I can take.
— Robert Garland
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house ... so he moved.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Perhaps other souls than human are sometimes born into the world, and clothed in flesh.
— J. Sheridan Le Fanu
I'm going to paste it up on the wall so my dickhead uncle sees it the moment he walks in and stops going on about me losing it.
— Melina Marchetta
He came to understand the difference between the gods' blessed and a smart man. His uncle was one. His father the other.
— Melina Marchetta
Your body is nothing but a money machine." That's what Uncle Rudy says. "That's the way it is. We're all just prostitutes.
— Benjamin Alire Saenz
My father, obviously, and my mother were inspirations. My uncle, Frank Harper, he was an absolute mentor for me.
— Hill Harper
It's healthy to say uncle when your bone's about to break.
— Jonathan Franzen
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
— Chuck Nevitt
Alex Robichek had survived their Italian exile; that Uncle Richard and Aunt Roszi were safe in Sacramento.
— Edith Hahn Beer
I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece.
— Vera Farmiga
Allowed?' Uncle Monty repeated. 'Of course not! You are implored to come inside here, my boy.
— Lemony Snicket
I knew nothing about my mum's family. Her parents were dead by the time she was 14. She was brought up by two aunts, and she only ever met one uncle.
— Jasmine Guinness
But to dwell prematurely on the sadness of one's death to others, Uncle Kostia, is like asking for money in advance. It's commercially unsound.
— William Gerhardie
My great uncle was in 'Dad's Army.' And I don't know if Americans will know that. It was a hugely popular show in England.
— Daisy Ridley
My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire.
— Andy Garcia
I grew up watching and learning from the ultimate partnership, and that is of my father and late uncle.
— Jonathan Tisch
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
— Chelsea Handler
He began to get the feeling that dear Uncle Carol "was drifting about in an Edwardian summer
— Robert Sellers
Who was your favorite
— Uncle Amon
The king is my son!" Cersei rose to her feet. "Aye," her uncle said, "and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler.
— George R R Martin
Uncle is gone, she wrote instead of all this. And somehow, in some way, I envy him.
— Victoria Aveyard
![Uncle Quotes By Marcel Proust: Now my uncle knew many of them [actresses]](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/uncle-quotes-by-marcel-proust-20358.jpg "Uncle Quotes By Marcel Proust: Now my uncle knew many of them [actresses]")
Now my uncle knew many of them [actresses] personally, and also ladies of another class, not clearly distinguished from actresses in my mind.
— Marcel Proust
He is just your type," Uncle Meng said gently. "Please, do try not to fuck him.""How come it's okay for James Bond? — Neal Stephenson
As my princess commands," he says, "I shall now cease to worry about her uncle chopping off her head.
— Rebecca Hahn
The best way to go, is just to do it" - Uncle Lanny
— Marie F. Martin
Do I look stupid? snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
— J.K. Rowling
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.
— Thom Yorke
The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.
— G. Gordon Liddy
Sleep, ladies. I will be your St. Florian." Tomaso
— Eileen Granfors
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
— Margaret Smith
I suspect that the real attraction was a large library of fine books, which was left to dust and spiders since Uncle March died.
— Louisa May Alcott
It was, however, in keeping with the way my uncle conducted his life that he should reach his destination without knowing the name of the goal.
— Anthony Powell
I could not spend the rest of my life sitting in Brazil writing down who called whom uncle and aunt.
— Alan Furst
I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.'
— Lena Dunham
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
— Rodney Dangerfield
