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Yeah, I know I'm ugly ... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
— Rodney Dangerfield
I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a boy.
— Asia Argento
So I told him his bread was ugly, and he called me a dough diva. A dough diva. Of all the nerve! We're going out on Saturday.
— Sarah Addison Allen
My mirror never shows me what I want to see. I can't possibly be this fat and ugly!
— Michael R. Fletcher
I am sweet, I am ugly, I am mean if you love me. I'll try hard just to please you, when I say I don't need you.
— Sheryl Crow
Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly
— Charlaine Harris
The only thing pretty about me is this godforsaken face. Everything else is rotted and ugly.
— Caitlin Crews
Yeah, it's me, but I like to think I looked better when we met. 'Cause right now, I'm pretty much hogging all the ugly. (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I cried myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because men leered and disrespected me.
— Evangeline Lilly
I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants.
— Evanescence
Knowing that anger makes me ugly, I smile instead. I return to myself and meditate on love.
— Nhat Hanh
You are seeing me now, when I am old and ugly; you should have seen me then, when I was young and ugly.
— Zohra Sehgal
I deserve a fair trial, like every other American citizen. A large amount of ugly, malicious misinformation has been released to the media about me.
— Michael Jackson
Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me open, until I crack and all the ugly things fly out of my body to drench us both in sated lust. Yes.
— Nenia Campbell
An ugly voice repels me where an ugly face would not.
— Agatha Christie
My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.
— Alex Bosworth
Of course, people told me, 'Mikey, you will never be an actor. You don't have the look. You're ugly.'
— Michael Clarke Duncan
If I were old, fat and ugly, I don't know if anybody would be interested in me.
— Georgette Mosbacher
I grew up as the ugly duckling, they called me 'la prieta fea', which means ugly dark one - that was my nickname.
— Eva Longoria
I used to cry myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because of the way men leered at and disrespected me.
— Evangeline Lilly
I was invited to photograph Hollywood. They asked me what I would like to photograph. I said, Ugly men.
— Imogen Cunningham
Back then I recall yelling ugly things like, "Don't do it"! at the happy couple. Yes, that was me. Obnoxious jilted girl, party of one.
— Paula Heller Garland
His calm and gentle tone was like an anchor in a ferocious sea, keeping me from drifting into a current of heartache.
— K.M. Golland
God, the name Susan is so ugly. It reminds me of the word sinus.
— Bret Easton Ellis
I find it a great and fatal difference whether I court the Muse, or the Muse courts me. That is the ugly disparity between age and youth.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am not pretty, I am not ugly,I am not true, I am not false,
I am just me,
a reality, a conception not a misinterpretation. — Debasish Mridha
So please don't judge me and I won't judge you 'cause it could get ugly before it gets beautiful.
— Chris Brown
Oh, I'd like to show you my gratitude, show you how ugly I am, how impossible it is to love me. I'd like to offer you that.
— Marguerite Duras
I once had someone say to me in an interview, 'You are more ugly on the screen than in real life.'
— Maisie Williams
I get up and pace the room, as if I can leave my guilt behind me. But it tracks me as I walk, an ugly shadow made by myself.
— Rosamund Lupton
Life is real, and it's ugly, and it hurts. I've only ever loved three things in my life, and none of them worked out for me.
— C.M. Stunich
But I think deep down inside I always knew that being genuinely ugly (not just "unattractive" as Asshole had called it) would slow me down.
— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
I've been very fortunate to work for great people - so even when the political process gets ugly, I find inspiration in the people around me.
— Stephanie Cutter
The worship of beauty is to me a religion. Nothing bad was ever truly beautiful; nothing good is ever really ugly.
— Florence L. Barclay
I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
If you're beautiful you don't need clothes. If you're ugly like me, you're like a house with no foundations; you need something to build you up,
— Isabella Blow
She look me over from head to foot. Then she cackle. Sound like a death rattle. You sure is ugly, she say, like she ain't believed it.
— Alice Walker
You're looking at me like you fell in love with me.""I didn't fall in love with you. I flew. — Colleen Hoover
The girls call me ugly and they bother me the most.
— David Berkowitz
If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.
— Jenna Marbles
No part of you is dark or ugly,' I said sharply, squeezing his hand. 'Not to me, not ever. Do you understand?
— Alexandra Bracken
'Ugly Betty' taught me everything about fashion.
— Mark Indelicato
My godhow gentle you are with me
in spite of my great ignorance
and how merciful You are with me
in spite of my ugly deeds — Ibn Ata Allah
The worst of my actions or conditions seem not so ugly unto me as I find it both ugly and base not to dare to avouch for them.
— Michel De Montaigne
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Very ugly things were said about me.
— Carly Fiorina
Maybe that was why he bothered me so much-I didn't want to accept that someone so lovely could really be that ugly.
— Kelley R. Martin
She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
I am not beautiful. My mother once called me an ugly duckling. But,listed separately, I have a few good features.
— Audrey Hepburn
Since some people had told me that I was ugly, I always preferred shade to the sun, darkness to light
— Charles Bukowski
The harpy smiles. A harpy's smile is an ugly thing, even seen edge-on. The harpy says, You do not have the power to make me not alone, Desiree.
— Elizabeth Bear
They had an ugly look to one as prone to disgust and fear as the changes of a few hours had made me.
— Charles Dickens
My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.
— Roger Ailes
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
— Will Ferrell
I felt like everyones second choice, which is why a compliment could catch me off guard. Page 106
— Sonia Sotomayor
It takes a long time to make me beautiful, but it goes fast to make me ugly.
— Stellan Skarsgard
Mentally ill. It's a phrase that once scared me, but now I wear it like an old jacket, comfortable but ugly.
— Jenny Lawson
What's my favorite part that I've written? That's like asking me to choose which of my kids is least ugly!
— Matthew Catania
What made me run away was doubtless not so much the fear of settling down, but of settling down permanently in something ugly.
— Albert Camus
My first campaign was pretty ugly: the incumbent came after me hard with a lot of things that weren't true.
— Reid Ribble
I let him use me to get rid of his pain.
— Colleen Hoover
My number one style requirement is to have fun getting dressed. Nothing is too old, expensive, cheap, cute or ugly for me.
— Valerie June
It seemed to me that some things were ugly enough that fixing them was worth trespassing.
— Brenna Yovanoff
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You think I'm playin'? — Lynda Barry
My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.
— Max Miller
When someone says to me, Ugh, you smoke. I reply, Ugh, you're ugly. I can quit smoking.
— Winston Churchill
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
— Rodney Dangerfield
He looked so beautiful, and it pissed me off that he could look so beautiful when he was so ugly.
— Nashoda Rose
