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U Turn Funny Quotes & Sayings

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U Turn Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most

Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo — Sherrilyn Kenyon

U Turn Funny Quotes By Melissa De La Cruz: It is my turn to wait. Funny that

It is my turn to wait. Funny that in all these months we have been meeting, it was always she waiting for me. — Melissa De La Cruz

U Turn Funny Quotes By Sunjeev Sahota: Funny how God offers you everything you've asked

Funny how God offers you everything you've asked for, only to force you to turn it away. — Sunjeev Sahota

U Turn Funny Quotes By W.C. Fields: After two days in the hospital, I turn

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse. — W.C. Fields

U Turn Funny Quotes By Douglas Coupland: There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. — Douglas Coupland

U Turn Funny Quotes By Nia Vardalos: The man may be the head of the

The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases. — Nia Vardalos

U Turn Funny Quotes By Spike Milligan: Never return to a doctor whose office plants

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. — Spike Milligan

U Turn Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I like to fill my tub up with

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit . — Steven Wright

U Turn Funny Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit,

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins

U Turn Funny Quotes By Christopher Buehlman: That was a mean thought, and not funny

That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head. — Christopher Buehlman

U Turn Funny Quotes By Hugh Grant: The reason I turn down 99% of a

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny. — Hugh Grant

U Turn Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: What? Okay, back up. How in the hell

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'? — Kevin Hart

U Turn Funny Quotes By Jim Butcher: If you turn into a hideous monster and

If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you. — Jim Butcher

U Turn Funny Quotes By John Connolly: We must have taken a wrong turn turning

We must have taken a wrong turn turning somewhere."
"Where, Purgatory?" said Dozy. "We're in Hell. — John Connolly

U Turn Funny Quotes By Sophie Villalobos: Goodness is funny because it draws you to

Goodness is funny because it draws you to it while curiously possessing you with the untrammelled desire to turn it into something bad. — Sophie Villalobos