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Watch over my brother, you bloody bastard, he's one of yours.
Tyrion praying to the Warrior — George R R Martin

Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side? — George R R Martin

If he doesn't give her back, chop off his manhood and feed it to the goats," Tyrion promised. "Provided you can find some. — George R R Martin

... When you've know me longer, you'll learn that I mean everything I say."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies. Lord Petyr ... — George R R Martin

You promised him vengeance as well.' 'I promised him justice.' 'Call it what you will. It still comes down to blood. - Tywin & Tyrion — George R R Martin

Let them look. Let them stare and whisper until they've had their fill, I will not hide myself for their sake. - Tyrion Lannister — George R R Martin

And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?"
"If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons. — George R R Martin

Of course it is, thought Tyrion. The game of thrones. "As you say, Captain," he murmured, bowing once again. — George R R Martin

I am not questioning your honor, I am denying its existence. — George R R Martin

Tyrion: Careful now, Shagga, you've cut him.
Shagga: Dolf fathered warriors, not barbers. — George R R Martin

The dwarf has played her like a set of pipes, and she is too deaf to hear the tune. — George R R Martin

One of your northmen hit me with a morningstar during the battle on the Green Fork. I escaped him by falling off my horse. (Tyrion) — George R R Martin

Have you ever considered that too many answers are the same as no answers at all? - Tyrion — George R R Martin

I spent a lot of time [between takes] apologising to Peter Dinklage [Dance's on-screen son, Tyrion Lannister] because I treat him appallingly. — Charles Dance

I made no threats, that was a promise. — George R R Martin

You look very elegant today, my lord."
"I'm wounded. I strive to look elegant every day." - Tyrion & Littlefinger — George R R Martin

The Imp," said Littlefinger as Lord Varys watched her face. "Tyrion Lannister. — George R R Martin

Tyrion felt a pang of rage. "You fucking son of a pox-ridden ass," he spat. "I hope you die of a bloody flux. — George R R Martin

Make no mistake, dwarf. I fought for you, but I do not love you'
'It was your blade I needed' Tyrion said, 'not your love. — George R R Martin

Shall I prick my prick as well? — George R R Martin

I loved a maid fair as summer, with sunlight in her hair. — George R R Martin

Remind me to tell the High Septon," said Tyrion. "If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious." He — George R R Martin

More wine?" Tyrion asked him. "I should not object," Lord Janos said, holding out his cup. He was built like a keg, and had a similar capacity. — George R R Martin

My father called them smallfolk," said Tyrion, "and he was not what you'd call a jolly man. — George R R Martin

It was bitingly cold up here,and the wind pulled at his clothes like an insistent lover. — George R R Martin

Perhaps that is the secret. It is not what we do, so much as why we do it. — George R R Martin

Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit — George R R Martin

She has the blood of a wolf," said Joffrey. "And you have the wits of a goose," said Tyrion. — George R R Martin

Learn to use yours ears more and your mouth less, or your reign will be shorter than I am. — George R R Martin

Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs — George R R Martin

Contempt, thought Tyrion, the universal tongue. — George R R Martin

The Lord of Winterfell would always be a Stark — George R R Martin

If you do shit gold, Father, find a privy and get busy, he wanted to say, but he knew better.
Tyrion Lannister — George R R Martin

Sooner would be better than later, and now would be better than sooner. - Tyrion — George R R Martin

If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious — George R R Martin

I'm short not blind — George R R Martin

Words are wind - Tyrion Lannister. — George R R Martin

A wise man did not pour wildfire on a brazier. Instead he poured a fresh cup of wine. — George R R Martin

I'm short, not blind," Tyrion said. — George R R Martin

I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible. — George R R Martin

You're asking a lame man to teach a cripple how to dance, Tyrion said. — George R R Martin

The dwarf has risen from the dead, Tyrion thought. And look, he's uglier than ever, run tell your friends. — George R R Martin

I am loyal to my beloved Joffrey. (Sansa)
No doubt. As loyal as a deer surrounded by wolves. (Tyrion)
Lions, she whispered without thinking. — George R R Martin

You are done with whores. The next one I find in your bed, I'll hang." - Tywin Lannister — George R R Martin

Why, that is why the gods made whores for imps like me. — George R R Martin

Remember, whatever the price ... I'll beat it! I like living!
Tyrion Lannister — George R R Martin

A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers. — George R R Martin

Tyrion Lannister knew the maps as well as anyone, but a fortnight on the wild track that passed for the kingsroad up here — George R R Martin

She is the widow of a Dothraki khal, a mother of dragons and sacker of cities, Aegon the Conqueror with teats. — George R R Martin

I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things. — George R R Martin

My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit. — George R R Martin

The longer he lived, the more Tyrion realized that nothing was simple and little was true. — George R R Martin

He did not know whether he ought to be delighted or terrified. Perhaps a smidge of both. - Tyrion — George R R Martin

Tyrion smiled. "Lord Stannis has sailed from Dragonstone." Cersei bolted to her feet. "And yet you sit there grinning like a harvest-day pumpkin? — George R R Martin

Every touch a lie. I have paid her so much false coin that she half thinks she's rich. — George R R Martin

Gods and wonders always appear, to attend the birth of kings. — George R R Martin

Tyrion Lannister: Someone should tell the cooks that turnips isn't a meat. — George R R Martin

All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs. — George R R Martin

Truly, sister, you were born to be a widow. (Tyrion to Cersei) — George R R Martin

I beg you both, take heart.'(Varys)
'Whose?' asked Tyrion sourly. He could think of several tempting choices. — George R R Martin

I am only a little lion, child, and I vow, I shall not savage you. — George R R Martin

Tyrion Lannister was bundled in furs so thickly he looked like a very small bear — George R R Martin

Tyrion: My gentle sister seems to have mistaken me for Ned Stark.
Bronn: I hear he was taller.
Tyrion: Not after Joff took off his head. — George R R Martin

If I am ever Hand again, the first thing I'll do is hang all the singers, said Tyrion, too loudly. — George R R Martin

I mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. - Tyrion Lannister — George R R Martin

Why would you take so much bloody interest in where I put my cock? - Tyrion Lannister — George R R Martin

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

Tyrion shrugged. We all need to be mocked from time to time Lord Mormont lest we start to take ourselves too seriously. — George R R Martin

The Gods give with one hand and take with the other. — George R R Martin

That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed. — George R R Martin

Those are brave men," he told Ser Balon in admiration. "Let's go kill them. — George R R Martin

Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. — George R R Martin

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys. — George R R Martin

Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel. — George R R Martin