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husband and wife are like two sides of a coin? A: Because although they cannot bear to face one — Various

I've loved it, but I have a wife and two children. — Joe Mantegna

For which cause a man will leave his father and mother and cleave unto his wife, and the two shall be one flesh', — Leo Tolstoy

One wife, you're happy, two and you're tired, three and they'll hate each other, four and they'll hate you. — Patrick Rothfuss

His wife greets him warmly as his two young — Bill O'Reilly

I have survived two wars, two wives and Hitler. — Albert Einstein

The result was magnificent ... I became the father of two girls and two boys, lovely children by good fortune they all look like my wife. — Arthur Rubinstein

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. — Lyndon B. Johnson

My two sons are the most important things in the world to my wife and I - they are what I build my world around. — Rob Lowe

Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary. — Peter Agre

My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs. — Yul Vazquez

I'd like to look like a wife with two kids who's been married for ten years and been in love every single day of it.
- from Boo — Rene Gutteridge

How am I supposed to be a mom to two kids, a wife and do a show every night? It's impossible! — Gwen Stefani

They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together. Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies. — Guru Amar Das

A system in which the two great commandments are to hate your neighbor and to love your neighbor's wife. — Thomas B. Macaulay

I thought of Otto Frank not being a father anymore, left with a diary instead of a wife and two daughters. — John Green

This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls? — Tymber Dalton

My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season. — Martin Milner

Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools. — William Congreve

My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures. — Jet Li

I've built two wooden houses near Vals. I built them for my wife. Those were private projects. — Peter Zumthor

I've got two contracts in my life: One with my wife and the other to protect Andy Dalton. — Andrew Whitworth

wife wouldn't be going to Disneyworld with their two — David Lender

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray

She watched his other wife and their two children climb from the limousine & walk into the church. — Bernadette Marie

In marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

In 1910, eighty-two-year-old Leo Tolstoy flees from his wife and dies in a railway station of exposure. — Jon Winokur

We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife's which is forked. — Kyle Bradley

The body is like the wife to the spirit. The two must cohabit to create new forms, but their pleasures rarely coincide. — Subhash Kak

I have never attempted to hide that I have had two husbands in my life.
I have, however, neglected to mention that in between them, I had a wife. — Marie Brennan

One of the biggest blessings in my life is that I have a very wonderful family, a lovely wife and two lovely daughters. — Asghar Farhadi

I like Mercedes because my wife has been in two big accidents and emerged without a scratch, thanks to the safety of these cars. — Nobu Matsuhisa

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband. — Clifford Odets

I am doing just fine, considering that I have triumphantly survived Nazism and two wives. — Albert Einstein

I have two sons, ages 38 and 25 in Texas, and my wife and seven year old daughter here in Nashville. On New Year's I'd rather be with them. — Delbert McClinton

My wife often said that a good marriage consists of two good forgivers. — Billy Graham

I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan. — Corey Feldman

Los Angeles is my home - I have my wife and two daughters growing up there. — Nobu Matsuhisa

My season 2 'Good Wife' wrap gift was this deluxe package of Mortal Kombat. I played it for, like, two weeks straight. — Matt Czuchry

I have two children. I have a Down syndrome child whom I love very much, and my wife that I love. — Sebastiao Salgado

My wife is short, and my two kids are also small. — Warwick Davis

This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that? — Randy Newman

To my wife Marganit and my children Ella Rose and Daniel Adam without whom this book would have been completed two years earlier. — Joseph J. Rotman

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend. — H.L. Mencken

I'm thinking, he said. To bed or not to bed his wife? That was the question. — Maya Rodale

I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time. — Mario Batali

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield

I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a week. — Pierre Dukan

Two wives? That exceeds the custom. — Moliere

then forcing his wife to eat the roasted flesh! Amazingly, two enemies, an English — Terry Deary

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. — Warren Beatty

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. — Charles Farrar Browne

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' — Emo Philips

I have two beautiful children, a wife who loves me very much and who I love - and my career is going well, too. — Rupert Penry-Jones

I have a beautiful wife and two beautiful children, and every day I am paid to do what I love. — Treat Williams

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. — Winston Churchill

We have two kids, my wife and myself. — Thelonious Monk

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife ... — Homer

Two beheadings out of six wives is too many. — Henry VIII Of England

The whole life with a wife is like an end game with two bishops of different colors. — Viktor Korchnoi

And who e'er said I wanted such a fiery-tongued woman to wife?"
"I'll wait until the two of you are married to tell Trulie you said that. — Maeve Greyson

One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear. — John Gay

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. — Hemant Joshi

All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security. — Mel Brooks

My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, Linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife. — Charles Gavan Duffy

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother. — Rodney Dangerfield

Husband and wife both are works together as two wheels in a vehicle. Here is equality between both. — Kusum Manjeshri

You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it. — Ram Kapoor

I never met my Uncle Jack. My mom was six months pregnant with me when he died. But I knew his wife and two kids very well. — Mark Shriver

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. — Charlotte Whitton

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife. — Tony Blair

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' — Bob Monkhouse

Man and wife, being two, are one in love. — William Shakespeare