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It is decreed by a merciful Nature that the human brain cannot think of two things simultaneously ...
— Arthur Conan Doyle
What's the one thing - not two things, not three, not four, but the one big thing - in the box?
— Bob P. Buford
There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
— Norm MacDonald
A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and ... actually, no it's just those two things.
— Colleen Houck
There are two things necessary to Salvation ... Money and gunpowder.
— George Bernard Shaw
There are two things you should know about the poor: they tend to smell, and they are ungrateful.
— Dorothy Day
A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.
— Coco Chanel
We still thought that we were the only two people in the world who were interested in the right kind of things in the right kind of way. C.S. Lewis
— Philip Zaleski
If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!
— Prince
The past reflects eternally between two mirrors -the bright mirror of words and deeds, and the dark one, full of things we didn't do or say.
— Gregory David Roberts
Being an umpire wasn't such a tough job. You really have to understand only two things and that's maintaing discipline and knowing the rule book.
— Cal Hubbard
There are only two things that I would do when there's change, either I stay and embrace it or I let go before I defeat its purpose.
— Laarni Venus Marie Giango
There are only two things in a business that make money - innovation and marketing, everything else is cost.
— Peter Drucker
Magic lies in between things, between the day and the night, between yellow and blue, between any two things.
— Charles De Lint
We have chosen to fill our hives with honey and wax; thus furnishing mankind with the two noblest of things, which are sweetness and light.
— Jonathan Swift
When things get tough, there are two things that make life worth living: Mozart, and quantum mechanics
— Victor Frederick Weisskopf
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance.
— Hippocrates
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing
— Ron Swanson
I love kids, so two things that I have thought about are being a pediatrician or a kindergarten teacher.
— Karlie Kloss
I want to do a Western so bad because I want to ride horses and act. Those are two of my favorite things in the world to do. I want to do that.
— Emily Rose
Of the five most important things in life, health is first, education or knowledge is second, and wealth is third. I forget the other two.
— Chuck Berry
After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.
— Cathy Guisewite
Remember that there are two things in this life that are never worth crying about: what can be cured and what cannot be cured.
— Matthew Pearl
There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Shape and color are my two strong things. And by doing this, drawing plants has always led me into my paintings and my sculptures.
— Ellsworth Kelly
Innovation is taking two things that already exist and putting them together in a new way.
— Tom Freston
We all have two things in common, no matter who we are: We were born and we are going to die.
— Mitch Albom
There are perhaps only one or two things in the world which are not far more charming in desire than they are in possession.
— Anna Brackett
Two things are as big as the man who possesses them - neither bigger nor smaller. One is a minute, the other a dollar.
— Channing Pollock
There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit.
— Stephen Leacock
Wisdom accepts that all things have two sides
— Carl Jung
*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is what we desire to do, and what we are able to do. When those two things don't coincide, which path should we pursue to find happiness?
— Hiroshi Sakurazaka
Fashion is about two things: the evolution and the opposite.
— Karl Lagerfeld
There are only two things in the world: nothing and semantics.
— Werner Erhard
I've taught myself to speak with two different voices and only say certain things around certain people. I've mastered it.
— Angie Thomas
I only have two things in my life, my family and work. If there's any time left over, then I play sports.
— Mark Zandi
I often say that we should only be judged on two things: if we're kind, and if we read books.
— Paige Shelton
To character and success, two things, contradictory as they may seem, must go together ... humble dependence on God and manly reliance on self.
— William Wordsworth
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Truth and ceremony are two things.
— Marcus Aurelius
There are two things men have never been able to satisfy: their curiosity and their greed.
— George Lucas
Law and equity are two things which God has joined, but which man has put asunder.
— Charles Caleb Colton
There are only two things to write about: life and death.
— Edward Albee
There are two things in the world that can never get together- religion & common sense.
— George William Foote
If you have a choice of two things and can't decide, take both.
— Gregory Corso
England is unrivalled for two things - sport and politics.
— Benjamin Disraeli
The biggest obstacle was mixing abortion with overpopulation. These are two things that have nothing to do with each other.
— Jacques-Yves Cousteau
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.
— Lee Trevino
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.
— Ellen DeGeneres
There are only two things that pierce the human heart. One is beauty. The other is affliction.
— Simone Weil
The two things he most valued, which is to say liberty and equality, were not natural allies.
— Christopher Hitchens
There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.
— Woody Allen
A Commander-in-Chief needs to do two things. One - tell us who the enemy is. And two - say we are fighting to win.
— Oliver North
There's nothing I need from anyone except love and respect, and anyone who can't give me those two things has no place in my life.
— Harvey Fierstein
The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two ... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism.
— Doris Lessing
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Energy and invincible determination, these two things will sweep away mighty barriers and will surmount the greatest obstacles
— William Walker Atkinson
There are only two things in which the false professors of all religions have agreed
to persecute all other sects and to plunder their own. — Charles Caleb Colton
to persecute all other sects and to plunder their own. — Charles Caleb Colton
When we leave this life, we only get to take two things: the love we received and the lessons we learned.
— David W. Earle
There are two things in life that I really wanted to do: be an actress, and to be in skin care, and I've gotten to do both of them.
— Victoria Principal
Two things are necessary, the development of individuality and the participation of the individual in a truly social life.
— Maria Montessori
What I believe is that all clear-minded people should remain two things throughout their lifetimes: Curious and teachable.
— Roger Ebert
What was in the bags?" she asked softly.
"Florida mud," he answered. "That was one of two true things I told you. — F Scott Fitzgerald
"Florida mud," he answered. "That was one of two true things I told you. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Two worst things as can happen to a child is never to have his own way - or always to have it.
— Frances Hodgson Burnett
The piano and the singing are two equal things to me - maybe not inseparable but very connected. You can say they are like two equal voices.
— Agnes Obel
The things two people do to each other they remember. If they stay together, it's not because they forget; it's because they forgive.
— Demi Moore
You cannot be on one hand dedicated to peace and on the other dedicated to violence. Those two things are irreconcilable.
— Condoleezza Rice
I always hoped that I would settle down with someone. Marriage, I could really give two shits about, as an institution, but it makes things easier.
— Dale Peck
There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews
"Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews
There are only two precious things on earth: the first is love; the second, a long way behind it, is intelligence.
— Ed Greenwood
Did things get a lot hotter between you two? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?-Amy
— Daria Snadowsky
Look for 3 things in a person. Intelligence, Energy, & Integrity.
If they don't have the last one, don't even bother with the first two. — Warren Buffett
If they don't have the last one, don't even bother with the first two. — Warren Buffett
Each day two things I am very grateful for:the blessing of a new day and a successful ending of the day.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
It felt like a war between two endless things, between a bottomless chasm and a running river.
— Naomi Novik
There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
— Frank Zappa
In all unbelief there are these two things: a good opinion of one's self, and a bad opinion of God.
— Horatius Bonar
God requires to be represented by a fiery Church ... two things are intolerable to Him-insincerity and lukewarmness.
— Edward McKendree Bounds
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.
— David Letterman
There are only two hard things in photography; which way to point the camera and when to release the shutter.
— Ralph Steiner
Only two things grow for the sake of growth: businesses and tumors.
— Ricardo Semler
I'd rather do two hundred million things than listen to you.
— Gina Sheridan