Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
— Halliwell Hobbes
Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
— Stephen Colbert
Ask yourself: if I were a Chinese spy, why wouldn't I have flown directly into Beijing? I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now.
— Edward Snowden
Plain as a pike-staff.
— Alain-Rene Lesage
He put his hand on my thigh. No worries, I got you now babe. — Cindi Madsen
If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation. — Oscar Wilde
Be like water, my friend. — Bruce Lee
The last thing the Department of Homeland Security is about is infringing on anybody's constitutionally protected rights. — Janet Napolitano
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian
