Two Faces Of January Quotes

Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar. — Halliwell Hobbes

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along. — Stephen Colbert

Ask yourself: if I were a Chinese spy, why wouldn't I have flown directly into Beijing? I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now. — Edward Snowden

Plain as a pike-staff. — Alain-Rene Lesage

He put his hand on my thigh. No worries, I got you now babe. — Cindi Madsen

If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation. — Oscar Wilde

Be like water, my friend. — Bruce Lee

The last thing the Department of Homeland Security is about is infringing on anybody's constitutionally protected rights. — Janet Napolitano

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian