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He would have been lost except he started out lost and when you start out completely lost, it's hard to get loster. — Orson Scott Card

UNICEF has repeatedly called on governments to ensure basic services for children and this includes providing food where the need exists. — Carol Bellamy

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Change is about the narrowest and hardest groove that a man can get into. — G.K. Chesterton

I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb. — Addison Timlin

What passes the
lips goes straight to the hips. — Lisa Sanchez

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz

Some people dream of success, others stay awake to achieve it. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. — Ari Graynor

I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny. — Tahar Rahim

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story. — Don Roff

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. — Alex Pareene

You basically do have a TV show when you're making stuff online. You have an audience that you make stuff for regularly. — Anthony Padilla

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. — Albert Brooks

I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever. — Billy Magnussen

I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take. — Anthony Bourdain

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

Live earnestly and respond consciously with love. — Debasish Mridha

You are like night, calmed, constellated. Your silence is star-like, as distant, as true. — Pablo Neruda

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude? — Robin Williams

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. — Adam DeVine

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood

God usually answers questions different than the way we want him to. He's predictably unpredictable. Always the same at surprising us. — Jessiqua Wittman

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. — Ryan Lilly

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri

When the man who knows all about the fruit fly chromosomes finds himself sitting next to an authority on Beowulf, there may be an uneasy silence. — Brand Blanshard