Twitter Funny Quotes
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Twitter Funny Quotes & Sayings
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He would have been lost except he started out lost and when you start out completely lost, it's hard to get loster.
— Orson Scott Card
UNICEF has repeatedly called on governments to ensure basic services for children and this includes providing food where the need exists.
— Carol Bellamy
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb.
— Addison Timlin
What passes thelips goes straight to the hips. — Lisa Sanchez
Some people dream of success, others stay awake to achieve it.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny.
— Ari Graynor
I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
— Chloe Grace Moretz
Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.
— Don Roff
I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks.
— Alex Pareene
You basically do have a TV show when you're making stuff online. You have an audience that you make stuff for regularly.
— Anthony Padilla
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
— Albert Brooks
I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever.
— Billy Magnussen
I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take.
— Anthony Bourdain
Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ...
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Live earnestly and respond consciously with love.
— Debasish Mridha
You are like night, calmed, constellated. Your silence is star-like, as distant, as true.
— Pablo Neruda
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.
— Adam DeVine
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
God usually answers questions different than the way we want him to. He's predictably unpredictable. Always the same at surprising us.
— Jessiqua Wittman
Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays.
— Ryan Lilly
