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Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do.
— Shania Twain
Yes, a genuine expert can always foretell a thing that is five hundred years away easier than he can a thing that's only five hundred seconds off.
— Mark Twain
The only reason that you do visual is solely for the visual. That's the only reason. It doesn't sell your music for you.
— Shania Twain
That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.
— Mark Twain
Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.
— Mark Twain
Man - a figment of God's imagination.
— Mark Twain
The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.
— Mark Twain
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
— Mark Twain
The dream vocabulary shaves meanings finer and closer than do the world's daytime dictionaries.
— Mark Twain
A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.
— Mark Twain
Careful, there's man love and there's business love, and never the twain shall meet.
— Mark Corrigan
You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom.
— Mark Twain
You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you
— Mark Twain
Tom's whole being applauded this idea. It was deep, and dark, and awful; the hour, the circumstances, the surroundings, were in keeping with it.
— Mark Twain
thread, but it's black.
— Mark Twain
In truth I care little about any party's politics-the man behind it is the important thing.
— Mark Twain
An occultation of Venus is not half so difficult as an eclipse of the sun, but because it comes seldom the world thinks it's a grand thing.
— Mark Twain
On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.
— Mark Twain
A woman's intuition is better than a man's. Nobody knows anything, really, you know, and a woman can guess a good deal nearer than a man.
— Mark Twain
I'm never at my best on television. There's a row of cameras between you and the audience, and it's very weird, very confusing.
— Shania Twain
The window went up, a maid-servant's discordant voice profaned the holy calm, and a deluge of water drenched the prone martyr's remains!
— Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
— Mark Twain
Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.
— Mark Twain
To the rear, sir - he's lost his leg!
— Mark Twain
It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.
— Mark Twain
Well, I was in the generation of CDs, so when I moved to L.A., I think I probably brought my Shania Twain 'Come on Over' CD and that's about it.
— Julianne Hough
Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.
— Mark Twain
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
— Mark Twain
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.
— Mark Twain
Experience is an author's most valuable asset; experience is the thing that puts the muscle and the breath and the warm blood into the book he writes.
— Mark Twain
There's no such thing as an uninteresting life, such a thing is an impossibility. Beneath the dullest exterior, there is a drama, a comedy, a tragedy.
— Mark Twain
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
— Mark Twain
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
— Mark Twain
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
— Mark Twain
My music must reflect whatever's going on in my mind, and my life needs to evolve for me to discover who it is I'm becoming.
— Shania Twain
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
— Mark Twain
It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.
— Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
— Mark Twain
There's some human instinct which makes a man treasure what he is not to make any use of, because everybody does not possess it.
— Mark Twain
The truth is, a person's memory has no more sense that his conscience, and no appreciation whatever of values and proportions.
— Mark Twain
It's really such a personal journey, making a record, but even more so writing the songs.
— Shania Twain
Today's burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow.
— Mark Twain
The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?
— Mark Twain
I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.
— Mark Twain
What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?
— Mark Twain
There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.
— Mark Twain
Just because you're taught that something's right and everyone believes it's right, it don't make it right.
— Mark Twain
When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
— Mark Twain
My life revolves around my child's routine.
— Shania Twain
It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't.
— Mark Twain
Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set a piano's teeth on edge.
— Mark Twain
This is Huck Finn, a child of mine of shady reputation. Be good to him for his parent's sake.
— Mark Twain
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
— Mark Twain
Mark Twain, the thinking man's Colonel Sanders, reputedly said, America is New York, New Orleans, and San Francisco. Everywhere else is Cleveland.
— Russell Brand
It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
— Mark Twain
Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.
— Mark Twain
It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
— Mark Twain
God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage
— Mark Twain
When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
— Mark Twain
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
— Mark Twain
When everything goes without a hitch, where's the challenge, the opportunity to find out what you're made of?
— Shania Twain
It's not what you don't know that kills you, it's what you know for sure that ain't true.
— Mark Twain
It's not the good that die young, it's the lucky.
— Mark Twain
Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.
— Mark Twain
Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community, and I'll tell you what his opinions are.
— Mark Twain
To be busy is man's only happiness.
— Mark Twain
I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.
— Mark Twain
you are going to find out the facts of a thing, what's the sense in guessing out what ain't the facts and wasting ammunition?
— Mark Twain
It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.
— Mark Twain
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
— Mark Twain
When the world wants too much
And it feels cold and out of touch
It's a beautiful place
When you kiss my face
from The Woman In Me — Shania Twain
And it feels cold and out of touch
It's a beautiful place
When you kiss my face
from The Woman In Me — Shania Twain
Oh, anybody can run a tick down that don't belong to them. I'm satisfied with it. It's a good enough tick for me." "Sho, there's
— Mark Twain
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.
— Mark Twain