Turnip Quotes
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Turnip Quotes & Sayings
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The turnip is a capricious vegetable, which seems reluctant to show itself at its best.
— Waverley Root
An ex-tragedy queen named Miss Glynn, who, having no visible external ears, reared a head like a turnip.
— Oscar Wilde
Quite definitely a Bingley
— Lauren Willig
I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.
— Billy Bob Thornton
I'm a floating TURNIP HEAD
— Mo Willems
There's no getting blood out of a turnip.
— Frederick Marryat
Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly.
— Lauren Willig
I suppose the implication of that is the president and the vice president and myself and Colin Powell just fell off a turnip truck to take these jobs.
— Donald Rumsfeld
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.
— Richard Burton
Someone who doesn't care if they get Tater Tots or turnip slurry is a person who has given up on life.
— Charlie Jane Anders
I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba)I'm a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.
— Terry Pratchett
Slynt looked about the solar, at the other Eastwatch men. Does this boy think I fell off a turnip wagon onto my head?
— George R R Martin
A turnip would have grasped it quicker.
— George R R Martin
I look like a turnip with hair in the morning!
— Dominic Cooper
If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has
— Mark Twain
If the man who turnips cries, Cry not when his father dies, 'Tis proof that he had rather Have a turnip than his father.
— Samuel Johnson
I didn't just come in on a load of turnips!
— Phillip C. McGraw
You can't squeeze blood from a turnip.
— Cheryl Strayed
The turnip cannot thrive in the tulips patch of soil.
— Jessie Burton