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Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Cindy Margolis: My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes.

My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round. — Cindy Margolis

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. — Ambrose Bierce

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Kin Hubbard: A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. — Kin Hubbard

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By George Carlin: We're having something a little different this year

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing — George Carlin

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Joan Rivers: Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce. — Joan Rivers

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Henry Jacobsen: Praise God even when you don't understand what

Praise God even when you don't understand what He is doing. — Henry Jacobsen

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Leigh Lezark: I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux

I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. — Leigh Lezark

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By DMX: Times are hard in the ghetto, I gotta

Times are hard in the ghetto, I gotta steal for a living;
Eating turkey-flavored Now & Laters for Thanksgiving. — DMX

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Johnny Carson: A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. — Johnny Carson

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Arnold Schwarzenegger: I really like Thanksgiving turkey ... it does

I really like Thanksgiving turkey ... it does not take only time in Houston that you look at natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Donna McKechnie: Thank God for YouTube. Every Thanksgiving, I'm bombarded

Thank God for YouTube. Every Thanksgiving, I'm bombarded with 'Turkey Lurkey Time.' — Donna McKechnie

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Kirsten Gillibrand: My mother is a great hunter - she

My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey. — Kirsten Gillibrand

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Ronald Reagan: Detente - isn't that what a farmer has

Detente - isn't that what a farmer has with his turkey - until Thanksgiving? — Ronald Reagan

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By James Marshall Smith: Rules are rules was stuffed into him from

Rules are rules was stuffed into him from the crib like he was a Thanksgiving turkey. — James Marshall Smith

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Conan O'Brien: The turkey that President Obama will pardon this

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Pat Robertson: Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is

Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. — Pat Robertson

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Aimee Bender: I am going to host Thanksgiving myself and

I am going to host Thanksgiving myself and instead of a turkey I'm serving a big human butt. — Aimee Bender

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Alicia Silverstone: It's so simple to create a delicious holiday

It's so simple to create a delicious holiday meal without animal cruelty. I promise no one will miss the turkey! — Alicia Silverstone

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Karen Joy Fowler: Tryptophan: a chemical in turkey meat rumored to

Tryptophan: a chemical in turkey meat rumored to make you sleepy and careless. One of the many minefields in the landscape of the family Thanksgiving. — Karen Joy Fowler

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Lauren Oliver: If secrets were stuffing, the woman would be

If secrets were stuffing, the woman would be done up like a Thanksgiving turkey. — Lauren Oliver

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Nicole Hollander: Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Mason Cooley: Radical historians now the tell the story of

Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey. — Mason Cooley

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Charles Bukowski: Love iz a big fat turkey and every

Love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving — Charles Bukowski

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Arnold Schwarzenegger: I love Thanksgiving turkey ... It's the only

I love Thanksgiving turkey ... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Marc Forgione: I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey

I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house. — Marc Forgione

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By John Kennedy Toole: I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving

I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving Turkey? Miss Trixie snarled — John Kennedy Toole

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By James Patterson: Thanksgiving turkey in the world.

Thanksgiving turkey in the world. — James Patterson

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Ruth Reichl: I'm not a big turkey fan, but my

I'm not a big turkey fan, but my husband loves it. Thanksgiving is his favorite meal. — Ruth Reichl

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Bo Burnham: We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc. — Bo Burnham

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Mike Connolly: Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. — Mike Connolly

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Phyllis Diller: It took me three weeks to stuff the

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. — Phyllis Diller

Turkey On Thanksgiving Quotes By Eric Samuel Timm: Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point.

Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It's a national tradition. — Eric Samuel Timm