Turd Quotes
Collection of top 77 famous quotes about Turd
Turd Quotes & Sayings
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You'll have something to ride on that doesn't make your cock look as small as that gaudy turd.
— James S.A. Corey
As a photo-journalist your presence anywhere is as welcome as turd falling into a Ming vase.
— Steve Merrick
Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
— Tui T. Sutherland
You're like a turd that won't flush.
— Dennis Hopper
Turd-eating son of a flying tortoise
— Diana Gabaldon
The business friend did not recognize the sewerman, which was not surprising as the man's face was no more than a shining turd.
— Elias Canetti
Do you know how terrible I felt when Marcus came down and found me sitting there like a turd?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Gonna be a real frog-strangling turd-floater.
— Charles Martin
But I'm your brother." Daniel sounded genuinely wounded. "You," she announced, "are a turd in the punch bowl of life.
— Gary Paulsen
Drawing attention to Gretchen's weight was the sort of behavior my mother referred to as 'stirring the turd,' and I did it a lot that summer.
— David Sedaris
Apparently, it was possible to polish a turd.
— Liliana Hart
He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd
— Marthe Jocelyn
Bubble gum on a turd, Madison! You're a tutti-frutti enforcer. I am a warden. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
— Rebecca Chastain
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
— Harry Truman
If it's not working you can't polish a turd.
— Lee Unkrich
I was like a turd inside someone who'd accidentally swallowed an engagement ring: I was nothing, yet I carried something uniquely special.
— Alissa Nutting
Listen you little turd, don't tell me my business. It's not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled. "But Green ... Yikes, that stings! — Judy Byington
Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.
— Mike Rowe
Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time.
— Shane Battier
This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.
— Jody Gehrman
I just let it roll. Like a hot turd down a hill.
— Charles Bukowski
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.
— K. Martin Beckner
I like to think of myself as a regular guy, except I play football for a living. I try not to be an arrogant turd out there.
— Brian Urlacher
A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.
— Larry McMurtry
Life and literature is a question of what one thrills to, and further than that no man shall ever go without putting his foot in a turd.
— Philip Larkin
I know you have the patience of a rapidly decomposing turd.
— Mary E. Pearson
She's about as sweet as a flaming turd.
— James Patterson
Wherever nauseated time has dropped a nice fat turd you will find our patriots, sniffing it up on all fours, their faces on fire.
— Samuel Beckett
Jeffrey Murdock is a colossal turd.""Can I stitch that on a sampler and put it on Etsy?"
"Sure. — Cecilia London
You are but a hard turd in the ass of my journey.
— David Liss
She smiled at him. It was her special smile. Her please go away you piece of sub-proletarian turd smile.
— Helen Zahavi
You look as if you have bitten into a turd.
— Norman Spinrad
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
— Cody Lundin
Big as a horse turd floating in a milk shake.Wyatt Dixson — James Lee Burke
Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out
— Charles Bukowski
I'm trying to put things in the best light, but a turd's a turd, whatever light it's in!
— Joe Abercrombie
I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?
— Bill Maher
Ones Turd smells the same be of Servant or Prince (English Translation)
— Ricardo Cdcbsi 83592 Arjona
or hit you in the turd hole by accident.
— Debra Anastasia
I've come to acknowledge the turd".
— Karen Marie Moning
Like they say, no point in rubbin' a turd.
— Julia Wertz
rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd.
— Robert Muchamore
Maybe my pussy wasn't good enough for him. You know what? Fuck you, you slutty, obnoxious, turd. My pussy is prime pussy.
— K.M. Golland
You can't polish a turd.
— Stephen King
The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on the same turd.
— Charles Bukowski
I live in a 9 million dollar turd.
— Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.
— Nicolas Cage
...some of it's how he acts like he's King Shit of Turd Mountain, but mostly it's that he's sneaky, and he likes to hurt
— Stephen King
Still as I've said all along, you can't polish a turd.
— Alan Bennett
Internet Explorer, Microsoft's crashware turd that no one under the age of forty used voluntarily.
— Cory Doctorow
The placement of a perfect perfumed turd passive-aggressive zinger is equal to the flush of an orgasm. It is sublime.
— Angela Ricketts
The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.
— Bum Phillips
I will make it my personal mission in life to squash you and your department like a horse turd under my boot heel.
— Leslie Murray
Believe me, Athelstan, you can wrap a dog's turd in a cloth of gold but it remains a dog's turd.
— Paul Doherty
You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake.
— Orson Scott Card
He's the turd that won't flush, as Strike put it to Lucy,
— Robert Galbraith
Sometimes a phone made me think of an elephant turd. You know, all the shit you hear. A phone is a phone but what comes through it is another matter.
— Charles Bukowski
You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot!
— Christopher Moore
If you don't have a mobile strategy, you're in deep turd,
— Jen-Hsun Huang
What a cocky little turd. I
— Mariana Zapata
Bruce Percy, a brilliant landscape photographer, once said to me, "You can't polish a turd." Wise words.
— David DuChemin
Car salespersons sell pieces of crap.Politicians sell the whole turd.
Preachers sell the whole damn cistern! — Alan VanMeter
