Turd Quotes: top 77 famous quotes about Turd

Turd Quotes & Sayings

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You'll have something to ride on that doesn't make your cock look as small as that gaudy turd. — James S.A. Corey

As a photo-journalist your presence anywhere is as welcome as turd falling into a Ming vase. — Steve Merrick

Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd. — Tui T. Sutherland

You're like a turd that won't flush. — Dennis Hopper

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker

Turd-eating son of a flying tortoise — Diana Gabaldon

The business friend did not recognize the sewerman, which was not surprising as the man's face was no more than a shining turd. — Elias Canetti

Do you know how terrible I felt when Marcus came down and found me sitting there like a turd? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Gonna be a real frog-strangling turd-floater. — Charles Martin

But I'm your brother." Daniel sounded genuinely wounded. "You," she announced, "are a turd in the punch bowl of life. — Gary Paulsen

I was swimming with the turd sharks in an ocean made of piss — Sam Cheever

Drawing attention to Gretchen's weight was the sort of behavior my mother referred to as 'stirring the turd,' and I did it a lot that summer. — David Sedaris

Apparently, it was possible to polish a turd. — Liliana Hart

He's as smooth as a fresh-laid turd and gives off the same smell. — Ian Rankin

He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd — Marthe Jocelyn

Bubble gum on a turd, Madison! You're a tutti-frutti enforcer. I am a warden. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. — Rebecca Chastain

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. — Harry Truman

If it's not working you can't polish a turd. — Lee Unkrich

And why was Sheriff Turd-Breath so keen on talking to Ray-Ray? Ray-Ray — Kevin Wolf

I was like a turd inside someone who'd accidentally swallowed an engagement ring: I was nothing, yet I carried something uniquely special. — Alissa Nutting

Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless. — Joey Barton

Listen you little turd, don't tell me my business. It's not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled.
"But Green ... Yikes, that stings! — Judy Byington

He sees, and smells, that the mishap was caused by a large human turd. — David Mitchell

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives. — Mike Rowe

Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time. — Shane Battier

Your mama musta had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into this world, ya lyin' little turd," he growled, fists clenching at his sides. — Amy Cook

This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day. — Jody Gehrman

I just let it roll. Like a hot turd down a hill. — Charles Bukowski

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner

I like to think of myself as a regular guy, except I play football for a living. I try not to be an arrogant turd out there. — Brian Urlacher

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose. — Larry McMurtry

Life and literature is a question of what one thrills to, and further than that no man shall ever go without putting his foot in a turd. — Philip Larkin

Even summarized, it sounded nuttier than a squirrel turd at a peanut festival. — Laura Kaye

I know you have the patience of a rapidly decomposing turd. — Mary E. Pearson

She's about as sweet as a flaming turd. — James Patterson

Wherever nauseated time has dropped a nice fat turd you will find our patriots, sniffing it up on all fours, their faces on fire. — Samuel Beckett

Jeffrey Murdock is a colossal turd."
"Can I stitch that on a sampler and put it on Etsy?"
"Sure. — Cecilia London

You are but a hard turd in the ass of my journey. — David Liss

She smiled at him. It was her special smile. Her please go away you piece of sub-proletarian turd smile. — Helen Zahavi

You look as if you have bitten into a turd. — Norman Spinrad

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich. — Cody Lundin

Big as a horse turd floating in a milk shake.
Wyatt Dixson — James Lee Burke

Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out — Charles Bukowski

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. — Bill Hicks

I'm trying to put things in the best light, but a turd's a turd, whatever light it's in! — Joe Abercrombie

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in? — Bill Maher

Ones Turd smells the same be of Servant or Prince (English Translation) — Ricardo Cdcbsi 83592 Arjona

or hit you in the turd hole by accident. — Debra Anastasia

Jesus, Oscar, Rudolfo said nervously. You look like they put a shirt on a turd, — Junot Diaz

I've come to acknowledge the turd". — Karen Marie Moning

Like they say, no point in rubbin' a turd. — Julia Wertz

rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd. — Robert Muchamore

Maybe my pussy wasn't good enough for him. You know what? Fuck you, you slutty, obnoxious, turd. My pussy is prime pussy. — K.M. Golland

You can't polish a turd. — Stephen King

If Polity forces were to turn up here, then your king would have to respond, by which time the turd trajectory would be fanwards. — Neal Asher

The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on the same turd. — Charles Bukowski

I live in a 9 million dollar turd. — Ozzy Osbourne

I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up. — Nicolas Cage

...some of it's how he acts like he's King Shit of Turd Mountain, but mostly it's that he's sneaky, and he likes to hurt — Stephen King

Still as I've said all along, you can't polish a turd. — Alan Bennett

Internet Explorer, Microsoft's crashware turd that no one under the age of forty used voluntarily. — Cory Doctorow

The placement of a perfect perfumed turd passive-aggressive zinger is equal to the flush of an orgasm. It is sublime. — Angela Ricketts

The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right. — Bum Phillips

I will make it my personal mission in life to squash you and your department like a horse turd under my boot heel. — Leslie Murray

Believe me, Athelstan, you can wrap a dog's turd in a cloth of gold but it remains a dog's turd. — Paul Doherty

You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake. — Orson Scott Card

That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me. — Thomas McGuane

He's the turd that won't flush, as Strike put it to Lucy, — Robert Galbraith

Sometimes a phone made me think of an elephant turd. You know, all the shit you hear. A phone is a phone but what comes through it is another matter. — Charles Bukowski

You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot! — Christopher Moore

If you don't have a mobile strategy, you're in deep turd, — Jen-Hsun Huang

What a cocky little turd. I — Mariana Zapata

Bruce Percy, a brilliant landscape photographer, once said to me, "You can't polish a turd." Wise words. — David DuChemin

Car salespersons sell pieces of crap.
Politicians sell the whole turd.
Preachers sell the whole damn cistern! — Alan VanMeter

Do as she says, you wormfaced, crawling, sand-brained piece of lizard turd! — Frank Herbert

I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl. — Christopher Titus

Rowf's rump slid suddenly forward as smoothly as a turd from a healthy anus. — Richard Adams