Truth In Humor Quotes
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We did not determine our fate into the world. What we know is we are here in the world.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Some people live their memorable years fighting against their basic instincts only to succumb in the end to what was actually good for them.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
— Dick Clark
Whatever demon invented stiletto-heeled boots should roast in hell ...
— Cherise Sinclair
As in music, when we hear the crescendo building, suddenly if the music stops, we begin to hear the silence as part of the music.
— Chogyam Trungpa
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
For those who like that sort of thing," said Miss Brodie in her best Edinburgh voice, "That is the sort of thing they like.
— Muriel Spark
We fiction writers are a brazen lot, are we not? For we, in our passion, embrace just enough truth to consecrate our delicately contrived lies.
— Val Edward Simone
Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!
— Shelly Laurenston
In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love?
— Jonathan Anthony Burkett
And the lives of these old black women were synthesized in their eyes- a puree of tragedy and humor, wickedness and serenity, truth and fantasy.
— Toni Morrison
For it was a truth universally acknowledged that a single vicar must be in want of a wife.
— G.M. Malliet
In truth, Freud sees nothing and understands nothing.
— Gilles Deleuze
Error can point the way to truth, while empty-headedness can only lead to more empty-headedness or to a career in politics.
— Barry Hughart
In order to avoid this bitter end, we would all have to be born again, and born with the knowledge of alternatives. Even then?
— Maya Angelou
A yesterday missed can never be found even in a fine tomorrow.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Every saint has a bee in his halo.
— Elbert Hubbard
In those moments it's hard to remember that an angry voice is an invisible thing incapable of drawing blood.
— Amanda Howells
I describe myself as a member of the Church of England, which I suppose is an inoffensive way of saying that you don't believe in anything very much
— William Somerset Maugham
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.
— Mark Van Doren
The scrupulous survivors in life are the best counterweight to unscrupulous survivors.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Dennis hit him with the [Sheri] Tepper. It was a hardback book, six hundred pages of wonder and adventure and a little preachiness mixed in.
— Margaret Ball
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and truth in front of patriotic passion.
— H.L. Mencken
The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit.
— William Temple
I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy.
— Brendan Coyle
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
— G.K. Chesterton
People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.
— Stephen King
Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
— Anne Lamott
To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult.
— Santosh Kalwar
I feel that the characters in my book, if they were real, would be like, "Seriously, another plot twist?
— Meghan Blistinsky
Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Sometimes, our pride compels us to engage in costly wars when a true commitment to a compromising peace would have been the best course to pursue.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into difficulties, but to really wind up in the crappers try telling nothing but the truth.
— David Mitchell
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
— Michel De Montaigne
I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.
— Brandon Sanderson
We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett
— Steve Aylett
There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Temporis filia veritas; cui me obstetricari non pudet.
Truth is the daughter of time, and I feel no shame in being her midwife. — Johannes Kepler
Truth is the daughter of time, and I feel no shame in being her midwife. — Johannes Kepler
Dance in the rain, follow the path of lovely lanes, you are what you always wanted to be, so chill out, dear friend!
— Santosh Kalwar