Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.
— Rob Sheffield
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
— Michael W. Grimard
I know the path by heart, by heart- a funny expression, so true. My heart knows right where to go.
— Cynthia Hand
It's hard to be told to lighten up because if you lighten up any more, you're going to float the fuck away.
— Roxane Gay
Stoplights and love can be cruel
— Sesame Street
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch! — George Burns
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar
My greatest skill in life has been to want but little — Henry David Thoreau
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond
Fashioned from the earth, we are souls in clay form. We need to remain in rhythm with our inner clay voice and longing. — John O'Donohue
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. — Shannon Hale
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik
Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz
People in their right minds never take pride in their talents. — Harper Lee
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder
Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect. — Criss Jami
We believe only in deeds and acts and not in declarations. We are fed up with all those declarations, promises .. — Ariel Sharon
The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin. — Denis Leary
Meaningful relationships are two-way, and that means constantly looking for ways to improve your customers' lives. — Peter Friedman
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you. — Werley Nortreus
I never do anything I don't want to. Nor does anyone, but in my case I know it. — Robert A. Heinlein
I'm obsessed and addicted and ripped-down-raw in love with Jericho Barrons. — Karen Marie Moning
I'm a really spiritual person and I've never experienced anything. In fact I'm thinking of taking this ghost tour in Philly. — Hugh Panaro
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone
A star shoots bleeding across the skyline, a companion to the black wind. Silence comes sweeping across everything. — Joe Bousquet
