True Love Is Funny Quotes
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True Love Is Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.
— Rob Sheffield
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
— Michael W. Grimard
I know the path by heart, by heart- a funny expression, so true. My heart knows right where to go.
— Cynthia Hand
I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.
— Dave Barry
It's hard to be told to lighten up because if you lighten up any more, you're going to float the fuck away.
— Roxane Gay
Stoplights and love can be cruel
— Sesame Street
So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker.
— Holly Hood
I never do anything I don't want to. Nor does anyone, but in my case I know it.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Meaningful relationships are two-way, and that means constantly looking for ways to improve your customers' lives.
— Peter Friedman
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava.
— Mark Leiren-Young
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.
— Werley Nortreus
We believe only in deeds and acts and not in declarations. We are fed up with all those declarations, promises ..
— Ariel Sharon
I'm obsessed and addicted and ripped-down-raw in love with Jericho Barrons.
— Karen Marie Moning
I'm a really spiritual person and I've never experienced anything. In fact I'm thinking of taking this ghost tour in Philly.
— Hugh Panaro
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
A star shoots bleeding across the skyline, a companion to the black wind. Silence comes sweeping across everything.
— Joe Bousquet
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
— George Burns
Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.
— Criss Jami
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
— Shannon L. Alder
Dogs are angels full of poop.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
— Zayn Malik
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.
— Shannon Hale
Fashioned from the earth, we are souls in clay form. We need to remain in rhythm with our inner clay voice and longing.
— John O'Donohue
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true.
— Vilmos Zsigmond
My greatest skill in life has been to want but little
— Henry David Thoreau
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar