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No other foreskin could have caused such trouble.
— Peter Manseau
Ichirou: And I went through all the trouble preparing to explode with laughter...That wasn't funny at all!
— Kou Matsuzuki
And what exactly is it that you do?"
"I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble. — Bard Constantine
"I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble. — Bard Constantine
When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble.
— Rick Riordan
God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
— Garrison Keillor
Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble.
— Louis L'Amour
You're going to be trouble, aren't you?"
"Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward
"Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward
That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears.
— Anthony Lane
We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how
— Dave Barry
Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result.
— Alan Turing
That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking, what's your vice and what brand of trouble does it lead to?
— Neal Stephenson
A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering.
— Thomas Carlyle
I'd basically have trouble with any job that doesn't require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices.
— Natalie Portman
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
— Taylor Hawkins
Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself.
— J.K. Rowling
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.
— Marcello Mastroianni
The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture.
— Simon Pegg
I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband.
— Rosanna Arquette
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
— Tommy Cooper
Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?
— Felix J. Palma
Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial.
— Katie Alender
Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
— Kirsten Miller
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
I knew I was in deep shit. I didn't know how deep - just that I still hadn't touched bottom.
— Sol Luckman
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
— Steven Wright