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Trouble Funny Quotes By Peter Manseau: No other foreskin could have caused such trouble.

No other foreskin could have caused such trouble. — Peter Manseau

Trouble Funny Quotes By Kou Matsuzuki: Ichirou: And I went through all the trouble

Ichirou: And I went through all the trouble preparing to explode with laughter...That wasn't funny at all! — Kou Matsuzuki

Trouble Funny Quotes By Bard Constantine: And what exactly is it that you do?""I

And what exactly is it that you do?"

"I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble. — Bard Constantine

Trouble Funny Quotes By Confucius: A man who does not think and plan

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

Trouble Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: When he woke, daylight was coming through the

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble. — Rick Riordan

Trouble Funny Quotes By Garrison Keillor: God writes a lot of comedy ... the

God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor

Trouble Funny Quotes By Louis L'Amour: Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. — Louis L'Amour

Trouble Funny Quotes By Zoe Forward: You're going to be trouble, aren't you?""Not if

You're going to be trouble, aren't you?"
"Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward

Trouble Funny Quotes By Anthony Lane: That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education

That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears. — Anthony Lane

Trouble Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how — Dave Barry

Trouble Funny Quotes By Alan Turing: Unless in communicating with it one says exactly

Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result. — Alan Turing

Trouble Funny Quotes By Neal Stephenson: That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking, what's

That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking, what's your vice and what brand of trouble does it lead to? — Neal Stephenson

Trouble Funny Quotes By Thomas Carlyle: A poor creature who has said or done

A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering. — Thomas Carlyle

Trouble Funny Quotes By Natalie Portman: I'd basically have trouble with any job that

I'd basically have trouble with any job that doesn't require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices. — Natalie Portman

Trouble Funny Quotes By Taylor Hawkins: Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. — Taylor Hawkins

Trouble Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: Just stay close to us. If we get

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything. — Ilona Andrews

Trouble Funny Quotes By Les Dawson: I used to sell furniture for a living.

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. — Les Dawson

Trouble Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Divination is turning out to be much more

Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself. — J.K. Rowling

Trouble Funny Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: The world is in trouble because of a

The world is in trouble because of a few funny sympathetic philosophers — M.F. Moonzajer

Trouble Funny Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Trouble Funny Quotes By Marcello Mastroianni: Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed. — Marcello Mastroianni

Trouble Funny Quotes By Simon Pegg: The trouble with improv is that it is

The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture. — Simon Pegg

Trouble Funny Quotes By Rosanna Arquette: I have trouble saying hu ... hu ...

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband. — Rosanna Arquette

Trouble Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar,

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. — Tommy Cooper

Trouble Funny Quotes By Felix J. Palma: Why had his mother gone to the trouble

Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet? — Felix J. Palma

Trouble Funny Quotes By Katie Alender: Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and

Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial. — Katie Alender

Trouble Funny Quotes By Kirsten Miller: Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to

Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts. — Kirsten Miller

Trouble Funny Quotes By Werley Nortreus: Racism is not funny, because it won't solve

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

Trouble Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: I knew I was in deep shit. I

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn't know how deep - just that I still hadn't touched bottom. — Sol Luckman

Trouble Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Five out of four people have trouble with

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. — Steven Wright

Trouble Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: The only thing that you can get into

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. — Bill Cosby