Tree Funny Quotes: top 28 famous quotes about Tree Funny

Tree Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get. — Neil Pasricha

Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree. — Jorge Valdano

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope ... — Robin Glasser

The old woman was the kind who would not cut down a large old tree because it was a large old tree. — Flannery O'Connor

He who climbeth on the highest mountains, laugheth at all tragic plays and tragic realities. Courageous, — Friedrich Nietzsche

I was like I was in science class: I was curious. — Alice Sebold

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. — Robin Williams

Kindness is the golden thread that holds society together. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. — Steven Wright

The gift of sobriety is clarity and a sense of connection - and travel only enhances that. — J. Maarten Troost

Leisure is an attitude of mind, not simply remission of work. — Nan Fairbrother

Have you ever chopped down something with an ax? Not fun. I now have serious doubts regarding George Washington and his cherry tree. — Tammy Blackwell

Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden. — Spike Milligan

Write the book you want to read — Anne Rice

Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G ! — Joel N. Ross

First find a path, and a little light to see by. Then push up your sleeves and start helping. — Anne Lamott

Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree. — G.K. Chesterton

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I try not to think too much. Like other things now, thought must be rationed — Margaret Atwood

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer

Oh, I can spot a phoney a mile away. — Dolly Parton

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

I'll have that one, please. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree

I'm a closet Backstreet Boys fan. They're very sweet — Sarah McLachlan

It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest. — Richelle Mead

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. — Rodney Dangerfield

My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield

It is the Press which has corrupted our political morals - and it is to the Press we must look for the means of our political regeneration. — Alexander Hamilton