Tractor Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Tractor

Tractor Quotes & Sayings

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I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. — Sheri L. Dew

Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs. — Hugh Laurie

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' — Ree Drummond

The Mahdi rolls along the path to the race track as red, broad and shining as a John Deere tractor ... — Jaimy Gordon

" it's the Fiery Furnace."
They just looked at me as if I said "It's a puppy driving a tractor. — Brodi Ashton

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. — Jeff Foxworthy

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. — Bernie Taupin

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. — Jon Tester

It's us fun being a gorse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along. — Warren Buffett

If the guy across from me was a cherry-red Ferrari, then I was a rusted-out and battered John Deere tractor in comparison. — Jay Crownover

A TRACTOR-TRAILER driver carrying 80,000 pounds of wine was busted on a drunken driving charge, upstate New York officials said. — Anonymous

The tractor sat as a monument to village exploitation. — Anonymous

steel tractor implements buried in more overgrown grass, the rotary blades shining bright from recent use by — Thomas Hollyday

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. — Bill Bryson

I'm sure you do know how to pick guys back on the farm, but this is a whole different world. You can't just grunt and bend some guy over your tractor. — Maris Black

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. — Britt Ekland

Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen. — Dick Armey

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small! — Steven Wright

When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring? — George Erik Rupp

He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull. — Alexander Fontana

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. — Jeff Foxworthy

I don't know of a better argument in favor of farming with horses than trying to start an old tractor in the winter time. — Gene Logsdon

He (David Beckham) does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe! — Victoria Beckham

I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better. — Will Rogers

I had no idea 'Big Green Tractor' was going to be as big a hit as it was. You just can't predict those things. — Jason Aldean

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. — Jim Hunt

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain. — Jeff Foxworthy

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. — Chuck Grassley

It's good way to relax when I come home from the road. When you're out there on the tractor there's nobody to bother you. — Sterling Marlin

Ty, no one could have expected that,' Emma said. 'I mean, Julian said some words, and boom, Hell's tractor beam. — Cassandra Clare

A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it's so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman. — Jarod Kintz

The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer. — Alice Clayton