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Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'. — Terry Pratchett

The food was what you might expect to find on Air Uganda tourist class: — Anthony Bourdain

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists. — Sam Ewing

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? — George Carlin

About her husband, i did actually enquire, but she held her private life so fucking tightly, like a tourist clutching a handbag on the A train,.. — Peter Carey

More understand China, then more people will have interest in China and more people will come to China to visit us because I am a tourist ambassador. — Jackie Chan

My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair. — Allen Steck

Suburbia is not going to run on biodiesel. The easy-motoring tourist industry is not going to run on biodiesel, wind power and solar fuel. — James Howard Kunstler

For one person who likes Spain there are a dozen who prefer books on her. — Ernest Hemingway,

I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended ... The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China. — Cameron Diaz

A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car. — Emile Genest

I'm not a good tourist. I don't like walking around and looking at things. I like being in a city and working and finding out how other people live. — Marian Seldes

In the long term, there are many factors that will help the luxury market, the creation of new wealth and the Asian tourist boom — Arthur Penrhyn Stanley

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! — Russell Means

I'm a tourist, a glorified tourist. I'm not doing it to have a good time or to lie in the sun. — Paul Theroux

Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist. — Julie Burchill

I was a tourist in a bizarre land. I was home. — Rabih Alameddine

A tourist will come drawn to its beautiful past but we need to put efforts for creating systems to make them stay here. — Narendra Modi

In fact, Tibet is one of the most popular European tourist attraction of asia. — Alex Chiu

I don't want to be an island. I want to be more of a tourist attraction. You stop here, I take your money and you go. — Richard Sherman

The tourist was the great conservative who hated novelty and adored dirt. — Henry Adams

I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist. — Karl Lagerfeld

The habit of begging, that plague of tourist resorts, is an incessant nuisance on the Alhambra hill. — Katharine Lee Bates

I've never meditated in my life. I don't practice yoga nor any religion. I'm a tourist on the realm of stillness. — Pico Iyer

Without balance, a life is no longer worth the effort. — Olen Steinhauer

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them — Steven Wright

I miss my family, and I like being a tourist when I go back. — Tim Roth

Do you ever have the feeling you're a tourist on earth? — Richard Bach

The tourist's paradox: how to find somewhere that's free of people exactly like us. — David Nicholls

I remember clearly the afternoon that she stood at the corner beside the door of the tourist centre in Gdansk. — You Jin

If time travel were possible we'd be inundated with tourist from the future. — Stephen Hawking

The camera makes everyone a tourist in other people's reality, and eventually in one's own. — Susan Sontag

windows back home. Very occasionally we saw a sheepish looking tourist step inside their doors, or a resigned looking local, but for the — Scarlett Skyes

What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch. — Patrick F. McManus

It's not unusual for people to like Florida in the winter. I'm not a great tourist. I like coming down to work. — Israel Horovitz

Every time, every time a tourist or an immigrant or a refugee shows up in another country there's a security risk. — Justin Trudeau

Traveling for modeling has been great, but I never really have much time to live the tourist life while in all the different cities. — Rila Fukushima

Nobody goes into a Zen monastery as a tourist. — Leonard Cohen

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. — Russell Baker

The tourist board have put a bounty on me head, but they like the biz from tourists. — Ken Bruen

I often don't know where my Luggage is, that's what being a tourist is all about. — Terry Pratchett

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia ... a tourist. — Jerry Lawler

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles. — Paul Reiser

A tourist is an ugly human being — Jamaica Kincaid

Tourists who go to Africa have more of a traditional experience than Africans do. A tourist goes on safari; Africans don't. — Paul Theroux

The reading of tourist prospectuses is one of the joys of the world
it is like operetta in prose
all so flowery and heavenlike. — Marsden Hartley

Ivan gabbled something in Shu that I didn't understand. The giant just laughed.
"You speak Shu like a tourist," he said. — Leigh Bardugo

Space tourism is a logical outgrowth of the adventure tourist market. — Buzz Aldrin

Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way! — Amanda Hudson

It is not every tourist who bubbles over with mirth, and that unquenchable spirit of humor which turns a trial into a blessing. — Agnes Repplier

The attacks against tourist sites and a Western base could suggest a new determination on the part of the militants. — Anonymous

I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism. — Joe Sacco

He was a rube, but he was no tourist. — Colson Whitehead

I'm like a tourist when I'm in London. — Erin O'Connor

To the tourist, travel is a means to an end; to the traveler, it's an end in itself. — Marty Rubin

I never consider myself as a tourist, I'm a traveler. I'm buying experience, not stuffs," - Paras — Diego Christian

I'm not really a tourist attraction kind of guy. — Josh Hartnett

We did all the tourist crap, but I just wanted to sit in a cafe and watch people — Sara Shepard

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. — Jeff Foxworthy

Stay away from restaurants that have menus in five languages. That's always a tourist trap. You want to eat where the locals eat. — Curtis Stone

Criticism is hypocrisy; society is hypocrisy. I'm a tourist. I'm a consumer. I do the things that I photograph and can be criticized of. — Martin Parr

The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see. — G.K. Chesterton

Our relationship with Nature ... best way of forging this relationship ... be a pilgrim and not a tourist on Planet Earth — Satish Kumar

As each person's sandal hits the pier, a sociolinguistic transformation from cruiser to tourist is effected. — David Foster Wallace

She was a stranger in her own life, a tourist in her own body. — Melissa De La Cruz

Life is a journey so everyone is a tourist — Friedrich Nietzsche

Of all noxious animals, the most noxious is a tourist. And of all tourists the most vulgar, ill-bred, offensive and loathsome is the British tourist. — Francis Kilvert

The less a tourist knows, the fewer mistakes he need make, for he will not expect himself to explain ignorance. — Henry Adams

It was so bad, it was worth more than we paid. — Bill Bryson

Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras. — A. Whitney Brown

The person who walks too slowly could be plotting a crime or - even worse - might be a tourist. — Valeria Luiselli

Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist. — Evelyn Waugh

Gloucester's not some chi-chi tourist town. It's a working-class seaport: a no-kidding-around down-and-dirty place. — Israel Horovitz

She's kind of a walking poem, she's this perfect beauty ... but at the same time very deep, very smart. — Johnny Depp

We were all staring as we passes him, slowly, like a tourist at a wildlife park watching elephants from the safety of their wagon. — Sarah Dessen

I think that's the point of view of an outsider, a tourist who puts picturesqueness above everything else. — Paul Bowles

You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom. — Mark Twain

Your responsibility is to be an explorer, not a tourist in this adventure that is your life. — Mary Anne Radmacher

One: See the two of them everywhere. Contemplate suicide. Would it seem too tourist-y to jump off the Eiffel Tower? — Francine Prose

A traveler enters the world into which he travels, but a tourist brings his own world with him and never sees the one he's in. — Thomas H. Cook

It takes a traveler, not a tourist, to search for something deeper. Travelers want to find the wavelength on which they and the city connect. — David Levithan

Anyone who needs more than one suitcase is a tourist, not a traveler — Ira Levin

Move to a new country and you quickly see that visiting a place as a tourist, and actually moving there for good, are two very different things. — Tahir Shah

He was determined to be the most touristy tourist who had ever touristed, — John Scalzi

I don't mind being a tourist at all, and a gawker. I just walk around. — Ann Robinson

I don't classify myself as the first space tourist because I wasn't as though I paid and had a holiday out of it - although I had a fab time. — Helen Sharman

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there. — Louis C.K.

And so I told him how living in Japan would give him a leisure no mere tourist has, to know the rhythms of the place, a land of tiny poems. — Donna George Storey

Camels are still trained in Alice Springs for tourist jaunts and for occasional sale to Australia's zoos. — Robyn Davidson

The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them. — Agnes Repplier

When you go to an art gallery you are simply a tourist looking at the trophy cabinet of a few millionaires. — Banksy

To other countries, I may go as a tourist, but to India, I come as a pilgrim. — Martin Luther King Jr.

The tourist Venice is Venice. — Mary McCarthy

You've always been a tourist here. You just didn't know it. — Khaled Hosseini

I hope I'm not a tourist attraction - I'm sure that they come here really because St. Andrews is just amazing, a beautiful place. — Prince William

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. — Robert Morley

The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year. — Steven Wright

Now, during the tourist season, she first tries to speed the sale of an item that has been difficult to move by increasing its price substantially. — Robert B. Cialdini

The tourist business is a trap, it is a tained honey; Man clearly should have stayed in bed, and not invented money. — Kenneth E. Boulding

After I graduated from college, while traveling around Europe, hitchhiking, doing the tourist thing, I went into a church in Dublin. — Frederica Mathewes-Green