Toothpick Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Toothpick

Toothpick Quotes & Sayings

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There's nothing that sweetens the breath like a cedar toothpick, unless it's mint. And mint don't grow in these parts. — Larry McMurtry

I am dying. Please ... bring me a toothpick. — Alfred Jarry

It doesn't matter what you did, all what matters is what you want to do, when, where and how you are going to do it. — Auliq Ice

Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now! — Jennifer Estep

The SAT is a scam. — John Katzman

She keeps poking at my marriage like a toothpick. Almost done! — Rainbow Rowell

Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick — Charles Petzold

An open foe may prove a curse, but a pretended friend is worse. — John Gay

No one wants to watch the beast as it slowly approaches, its glistening jaws snapping and its head lowered and stomach growling. — H.D. Gordon

Farms on the lower slopes of the mountain. As the eye moved from — Richard Preston

I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure. — Jim Gaffigan

As we advance in life the circle of our pains enlarges, while that of our pleasures contracts. — Sophie Swetchine

She crossed her toothpick legs, and I realized with sickening clarity that she was going commando. — Robyn Peterman

Not that I was morbidly obese or anything. But I guess I was hanging on the hope that one day I might accidentally whittle down to my inner toothpick. — Adele Griffin

Life is not always going to be an easy road. There's going to be some bumps. That's what makes a person stronger. — Sheena Binkley

She's a monster." Ms. Robertson
Clarice, small laugh: "But she's out monster. — Kiersten White

After Proust, there are certain things that simply cannot be done again. He marks off for you the boundaries of your talent. — Francoise Sagan

I feel it gone, yet know not when it left. — William Shakespeare

A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of a tiger. — Yamamoto Tsunetomo

Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture. — Stan Albeck

The trap that can be ignored is no trap. — Charlie Jane Anders

Keep quiet about a toothpick in today's butter and next thing you know you'll be findin' a doorknob in the cottage cheese. — Alan Bradley

I can snap your spine like a toothpick. — Dave Barry

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. — Jeff Foxworthy

It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick. — Louis Kronenberger

Scavengers who attacked dragons for their treasure, waving sharp little toothpick claw things called swords. — Tui T. Sutherland

Since at least the Sixth Century all librarians have received extensive combat training and are lethal with even the common toothpick. — James Turner

Don't try to be original; just try to be good. — Paul Rand

When we fight wars, money is no object. When we choose peace, we ration every penny. — Joel Berg

I'll bring you a pine tree float, if you want. That's a glass of water with a toothpick in it. — Stephen King

Apologize at once, or feel the wrath of my toothpick! — Lisa Mantchev

There is no dignity in a crying toothpick. — Obert Skye