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Toilet Seat Quotes By J.K. Rowling: We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! — J.K. Rowling

Toilet Seat Quotes By Nate Dogg: I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't

I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. — Nate Dogg

Toilet Seat Quotes By Peter M. Senge: Until you do the inner work of learning

Until you do the inner work of learning how to see with "your eyes and your heart open," as Kabat-Zinn puts it, deep problems will persist. — Peter M. Senge

Toilet Seat Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: Have faith in 'What Is'. You will get

Have faith in 'What Is'. You will get your due, good or not so good, to your liking or not, but in time, as it is meant to be. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Toilet Seat Quotes By Joseph Delaney: Everybody tells lie sometimes, she replied . Wouldn't

Everybody tells lie sometimes, she replied . Wouldn't be human if you didn't. But mostly I tell the truth. - Alice — Joseph Delaney

Toilet Seat Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.We'll

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum. — J.K. Rowling

Toilet Seat Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Every problem comes with a baggage of solutions.

Every problem comes with a baggage of solutions. — Santosh Kalwar

Toilet Seat Quotes By J.D. Salinger: Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J.D. Salinger

Toilet Seat Quotes By Lang Leav: You can create something that is pure genius,

You can create something that is pure genius, but you have to get your timing right. — Lang Leav

Toilet Seat Quotes By Claudia Rankine: I'm not investigating race as much as I'm

I'm not investigating race as much as I'm investigating intimacy. — Claudia Rankine

Toilet Seat Quotes By Douglas Preston: Does a toilet seat get ass?

Does a toilet seat get ass? — Douglas Preston

Toilet Seat Quotes By Rick Riordan: The tone of the scream reminded me of

The tone of the scream reminded me of Hera whenever she stormed through the hallways of Olympus, yelling at me for leaving the godly toilet seat up. — Rick Riordan

Toilet Seat Quotes By Jayde Scott: What do you see in him anyway?" "He

What do you see in him anyway?" "He doesn't leave the toilet seat up." I smiled bitterly — Jayde Scott

Toilet Seat Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Its okay Ginny. Don't be upset. We'll send

Its okay Ginny. Don't be upset. We'll send you a toilet seat or something. Fred and George said to Ginny — J.K. Rowling

Toilet Seat Quotes By David Suzuki: I fell in love with the elegance and

I fell in love with the elegance and precision of genetic analysis and experimentation to answer profound biological questions. — David Suzuki

Toilet Seat Quotes By Victor LaValle: I don't know what to say about the

I don't know what to say about the hygiene of the male species. — Victor LaValle

Toilet Seat Quotes By Michele Jaffe: On the way out of the bathroom, he

On the way out of the bathroom, he stopped to put the toilet seat down. You're going to break my heart, Ford Winter, she thought. — Michele Jaffe

Toilet Seat Quotes By Ben Hecht: Bad writing is not easier than good writing.

Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle window. Only the view is different. — Ben Hecht

Toilet Seat Quotes By Jenna Jameson: Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But

Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But thou shalt not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it. — Jenna Jameson

Toilet Seat Quotes By Adam Rex: He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. — Adam Rex

Toilet Seat Quotes By Andy Warhol: I will go to the Opening of Anything,

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat — Andy Warhol

Toilet Seat Quotes By Rob Delaney: It's probably not love if you don't press

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth. — Rob Delaney

Toilet Seat Quotes By Kresley Cole: Wow, he must get more ass than a

Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat! — Kresley Cole

Toilet Seat Quotes By Doug Glanville: Time served does not guarantee maturity.

Time served does not guarantee maturity. — Doug Glanville

Toilet Seat Quotes By J.A. Konrath: I can't do it, if I finish that,

I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.
Maybe an airbag too. — J.A. Konrath

Toilet Seat Quotes By Peter McWilliams: You're asking the government to control individual morality.

You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600. — Peter McWilliams

Toilet Seat Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. — Rita Rudner

Toilet Seat Quotes By Zach Braff: Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. — Zach Braff

Toilet Seat Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Distance might not solve anything, no matter how

Distance might not solve anything, no matter how far you run. — Haruki Murakami

Toilet Seat Quotes By Tucker Max: She was quite promiscuous, to the point where

She was quite promiscuous, to the point where dating her was similar to the experience of sitting on a warm toilet seat: — Tucker Max

Toilet Seat Quotes By Tarryn Fisher: Marriage was nothing but a lot of dirty

Marriage was nothing but a lot of dirty dishes and pee sprinkled on your toilet seat. With — Tarryn Fisher