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Toilet Seat Up Quotes By J.K. Rowling: We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! — J.K. Rowling

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Nate Dogg: I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't

I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. — Nate Dogg

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Roderick Haig-Brown: Anglers ... exaggerate grossly and make gentle and

Anglers ... exaggerate grossly and make gentle and inoffensive creatures sound like wounded buffalo and man-eating tigers. — Roderick Haig-Brown

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Jay McLean: And love is something we should be reminded

And love is something we should be reminded of every day. — Jay McLean

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Joyce Meyer: The facts about our past are powerless against

The facts about our past are powerless against the blood of Jesus and the Truth of His Word. — Joyce Meyer

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.We'll

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum. — J.K. Rowling

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By J.D. Salinger: Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J.D. Salinger

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Sarah Dessen: Some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect.

Some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect. Chaotic. — Sarah Dessen

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Douglas Preston: Does a toilet seat get ass?

Does a toilet seat get ass? — Douglas Preston

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Raymond Queneau: Being or nothing, that is the question. Ascending,

Being or nothing, that is the question. Ascending, descending, coming, going, a man does so much that in the end he disappears. — Raymond Queneau

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Kylie Scott: The light in his eyes was like the

The light in his eyes was like the sun rising. My knees trembled and my heart quaked. It was powerful and beautiful and perfect. — Kylie Scott

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Rick Riordan: The tone of the scream reminded me of

The tone of the scream reminded me of Hera whenever she stormed through the hallways of Olympus, yelling at me for leaving the godly toilet seat up. — Rick Riordan

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Richard Dreyfuss: 'Jaws,' first time I saw it, I forgot

'Jaws,' first time I saw it, I forgot I was in it. True. Totally forgot, and got as scared as everybody else, and it's a great movie. — Richard Dreyfuss

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Jayde Scott: What do you see in him anyway?" "He

What do you see in him anyway?" "He doesn't leave the toilet seat up." I smiled bitterly — Jayde Scott

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Rick Riordan: Powdered doughnuts I will look for powdered doughnuts

Powdered doughnuts I will look for powdered doughnuts in the wilderness here doughnuts — Rick Riordan

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Its okay Ginny. Don't be upset. We'll send

Its okay Ginny. Don't be upset. We'll send you a toilet seat or something. Fred and George said to Ginny — J.K. Rowling

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Jenna Jameson: Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But

Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But thou shalt not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it. — Jenna Jameson

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Soheir Khashoggi: The wind crooned softly as it dusted the

The wind crooned softly as it dusted the snow against the windows, wrapping them in a thick and fluffy cotton blanket. — Soheir Khashoggi

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Michele Jaffe: On the way out of the bathroom, he

On the way out of the bathroom, he stopped to put the toilet seat down. You're going to break my heart, Ford Winter, she thought. — Michele Jaffe

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Ben Hecht: Bad writing is not easier than good writing.

Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle window. Only the view is different. — Ben Hecht

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Geezer Butler: I love soccer. That's all I ever watch.

I love soccer. That's all I ever watch. I'll watch it all day if I can. But I'm too bloody old to play now. — Geezer Butler

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Mike Bond: One by one and then together the birds

One by one and then together the birds chanted, warbled, whistled, and cooed, like a rare desert plant bursting into life after the rain. — Mike Bond

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Adam Rex: He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. — Adam Rex

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Victor LaValle: I don't know what to say about the

I don't know what to say about the hygiene of the male species. — Victor LaValle

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Andy Warhol: I will go to the Opening of Anything,

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat — Andy Warhol

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Rob Delaney: It's probably not love if you don't press

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth. — Rob Delaney

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Kresley Cole: Wow, he must get more ass than a

Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat! — Kresley Cole

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Carl Schurz: Ideals are like the stars: we never reach

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. — Carl Schurz

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Norman B. Rice: Dare to reach out your hand into the

Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light. — Norman B. Rice

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By J.A. Konrath: I can't do it, if I finish that,

I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.
Maybe an airbag too. — J.A. Konrath

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Peter McWilliams: You're asking the government to control individual morality.

You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600. — Peter McWilliams

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. — Rita Rudner

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Zach Braff: Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. — Zach Braff

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Diane Glancy: Who creates unless he has a vacuum to

Who creates unless he has a vacuum to fill? — Diane Glancy

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Tucker Max: She was quite promiscuous, to the point where

She was quite promiscuous, to the point where dating her was similar to the experience of sitting on a warm toilet seat: — Tucker Max

Toilet Seat Up Quotes By Tarryn Fisher: Marriage was nothing but a lot of dirty

Marriage was nothing but a lot of dirty dishes and pee sprinkled on your toilet seat. With — Tarryn Fisher