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We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! — J.K. Rowling

I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. — Nate Dogg

Anglers ... exaggerate grossly and make gentle and inoffensive creatures sound like wounded buffalo and man-eating tigers. — Roderick Haig-Brown

And love is something we should be reminded of every day. — Jay McLean

The facts about our past are powerless against the blood of Jesus and the Truth of His Word. — Joyce Meyer

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum. — J.K. Rowling

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J.D. Salinger

Some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect. Chaotic. — Sarah Dessen

Does a toilet seat get ass? — Douglas Preston

Being or nothing, that is the question. Ascending, descending, coming, going, a man does so much that in the end he disappears. — Raymond Queneau

The light in his eyes was like the sun rising. My knees trembled and my heart quaked. It was powerful and beautiful and perfect. — Kylie Scott

The tone of the scream reminded me of Hera whenever she stormed through the hallways of Olympus, yelling at me for leaving the godly toilet seat up. — Rick Riordan

'Jaws,' first time I saw it, I forgot I was in it. True. Totally forgot, and got as scared as everybody else, and it's a great movie. — Richard Dreyfuss

What do you see in him anyway?" "He doesn't leave the toilet seat up." I smiled bitterly — Jayde Scott

Powdered doughnuts I will look for powdered doughnuts in the wilderness here doughnuts — Rick Riordan

Its okay Ginny. Don't be upset. We'll send you a toilet seat or something. Fred and George said to Ginny — J.K. Rowling

Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But thou shalt not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it. — Jenna Jameson

The wind crooned softly as it dusted the snow against the windows, wrapping them in a thick and fluffy cotton blanket. — Soheir Khashoggi

On the way out of the bathroom, he stopped to put the toilet seat down. You're going to break my heart, Ford Winter, she thought. — Michele Jaffe

Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle window. Only the view is different. — Ben Hecht

I love soccer. That's all I ever watch. I'll watch it all day if I can. But I'm too bloody old to play now. — Geezer Butler

One by one and then together the birds chanted, warbled, whistled, and cooed, like a rare desert plant bursting into life after the rain. — Mike Bond

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. — Adam Rex

I don't know what to say about the hygiene of the male species. — Victor LaValle

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat — Andy Warhol

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth. — Rob Delaney

Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat! — Kresley Cole

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. — Carl Schurz

Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light. — Norman B. Rice

I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.
Maybe an airbag too. — J.A. Konrath

You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600. — Peter McWilliams

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. — Rita Rudner

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. — Zach Braff

Who creates unless he has a vacuum to fill? — Diane Glancy

She was quite promiscuous, to the point where dating her was similar to the experience of sitting on a warm toilet seat: — Tucker Max

Marriage was nothing but a lot of dirty dishes and pee sprinkled on your toilet seat. With — Tarryn Fisher