Toilet Paper Quotes
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Toilet Paper Quotes & Sayings
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
— Daphne Zuniga
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
— Jonas Eriksson
I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.
— Evan Osnos
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
— Joel Madden
Life in battle is like a roll of toilet paper....the more you use it, the less you have left.
— Charles A. Krohn
I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't ... up to scratch
— Andrea K. Host
Great rolls of toilet paper arc like ejaculate through the black sycamores.
— Garth Risk Hallberg
The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper.
— Annabel Monaghan
These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.
— P. J. O'Rourke
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
— Dane Cook
I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the plug on society.
— Joel Salatin
Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper.
— Porochista Khakpour
I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They steal it.
— Margot Robbie
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
— Andy Rooney
You know it's the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.
— Tanya Masse
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
— Billy Wilder
Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to.
— Haruki Murakami
Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.
— Jen Lancaster
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
At the store, they have one-hundred-percent-recycled toilet paper," Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper." I
— Chuck Palahniuk
Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper.
— Janet Frame
The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I suddenly realized that converting to white wouldn't be easy, but still, that toilet paper was like silk.
— Eddie Huang
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
— George Lindsey
He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.
— Hilary Winston
I couldn't help but notice no one was grabbing toilet paper. That would be the first thing I grabbed if I thought it was the end of the world
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
If we all had what we wanted to eat ... We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.
— Jim Thompson
Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.
— Wolfgang Riebe
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.
— Dolly Parton
When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
— Jennifer Aniston
Seriously, she'd been tricked into bringing him toilet paper on the crapper too many times not to know he was a little shortsighted.
— Debra Anastasia
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
— Billy Wilder
Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo
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Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.
— Alicia Silverstone
Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege,
— John Ringo
I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am.
— Hilary Swank
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.
— Shaquille O'Neal
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
— Bob Monkhouse
I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.
— Tahereh Mafi
I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.
— Terry Price
The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.
— Yasujiro Ozu
Sometimes the toilet paper does not win. Sometimes a broke woman needs the red wine more.
— Shonda Rhimes
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
— Jerry Lawler
