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Today, the Ravens answered: What is our identity? 'We are the same old team. We can play the same style of football.
— Marshall Faulk
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
Bitch, bitch, bitch, big huge bitch.
— Colleen Hoover
All good marriages are remarriages.
— Carolyn G. Heilbrun
All of my life I have always had the urge to do things better than anybody else.
— Babe Didrikson Zaharias
He'd spend another thousand years by your side if he could.
— Jocelyn Davies
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Let the consequences of your obedience be left up to God.
— Oswald Chambers
I was always a bit old for my age, then suddenly I'm on set, working alongside the adults, skipping school completely for two years.
— Richard Madden
Start a program for gifted children, and every parent demands that his child be enrolled.
— Thomas A. Bailey
But Montague is bound as well as I,In penalty alike; and 'tis not hard, I think,
For men so old as we to keep the peace. — William Shakespeare
Everyone is doing forensics.
— Patricia Cornwell
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
— Kin Hubbard
All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.
— Robin Hobb