Tofu Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about Tofu

Tofu Quotes & Sayings

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My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks. — Aisha Tyler

For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER — Adam Rex

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. — Simone Elkeles

I eat lots of veggies and pasta and nuts, tofu and soups. Works well for my body, and I also feel more in tune. — Isabel Lucas

A man of quality is not threatened by a woman with tofu. — Elliot Katz

The only things that smell good are fat and sugar. Tofu being boiled doesn't smell good. Anything that smells good is fattening. — John Madden

I can't be sure, of course, but I'd compare it to living on tofu and soy milk; we call ourselves vegetarians, our little inside joke. - Edward Cullen — Stephenie Meyer

Pretending Tina Patterson was Jessica James was like pretending tofu was steak. — Penny Reid

I don't like tofu. I'd sooner eat a sponge. — Sylvia Browne

For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake. — Giada De Laurentiis

That's the problem with stinky tofu. It's so yummy, — Lenore Look

I really enjoy making dinner for my kids and my husband - chopping ginger and marinating the tofu. — Sadie Frost

Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip. — Robert Downey Jr.

My life is like tofu - it's what gets added that makes it interesting. — Angela Johnson

I love a good miso soup: it's fermented. It really helps with the immune system. I'll add tofu, carrots and seaweed. — Tia Mowry

I'm a vegetarian; I eat a lot of tofu and soy. — Kristen Wiig

Power is a neutral energy source, like tofu. It's what you do with it that gives it flavor. — Elizabeth Gilbert

The mind is like tofu. By itself, it has no taste. Everything depends on the flavor of the marinade it steeps in. — Zalman Schachter-Shalomi

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu. — Gwyneth Paltrow

If it weren't for Julia Child, I might never have moved past brown rice and tofu. Worse, I might still be afraid of being less than perfect. — Julia Child

It's all about salsa with grain chips, tofu, turkey slices, hummus, and coconut water. — Laurieann Gibson

The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in. — Sylvia Boorstein

The beautiful memories of tofu from when I was young — Onew

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether. — Al Madrigal

This is reality, tofu man, because reality is what we carry in our hearts, and my heart is full of beauty just for you. — Dean Koontz

Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia. — Robert Leland Taylor

Honestly - who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they're trying to buy your soul? — Amy Lane

I can make fried tofu, boiled tofu, stuffed tofu. Cutlets and other fancy stuff, that's for other directors. — Yasujiro Ozu

Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows! — Jared Leto

I just want to make a tray of good tofu. If people want something else, they should go to the restaurants and shops. — Yasujiro Ozu