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If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story. — Toba Beta
I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers.
— David Duchovny
I had read too many memoirs that were written after the writer or the director was past his or her prime.
— Joe Eszterhas
She read everything.
— Virginia Woolf
In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.
— Judah Friedlander
Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn't judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don't! Unless you are paid for it. — Toba Beta
Offense is not equal opportunity
— Bobby Knight
Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.'Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch. — Toba Beta
You have been in every way all that anyone could be. ... If anybody could have saved me it would have been you.
— Jennifer Niven
Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the truth??Master of Stupidity: O Yes. That is yesterday's truth. — Toba Beta
Growth comes in the aftermath of failure, not wild success.
— Mary E. DeMuth
Reading is like a roaring fire, it stokes the imagination and keeps it burning bright!
— Kelley Lovelace
A smile is nature's freeway: it has lanes, and you can go any speed you like, except you can't go back
— James M. Cain
New York is the first place I have ever felt safe.
— Emma Forrest
Kundalini is your Mother. She has been with you for ages and She has been waiting for this day when you could get your Realization.
— Nirmala Srivastava
We'll let the B and E slide," Quirk said. "But corpses keep showing up in your area, we might cite you for littering.
— Robert B. Parker
