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I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. — Alfred Hitchcock

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup. — Will Smith

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted. — Elsa Einstein

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. — Steven Wright

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other." — Rita Rudner

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. — Frank Carson

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband. — Rosanna Arquette

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. — Ashley Scott

I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband. — Jessica Lowndes

It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. — Nancy Thayer

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married. — Regina King

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day. — Niecy Nash

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. — Francesca Annis