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The power of daydreaming is similar to the power of well-made movies that can make you cry or make you laugh. — Scott Adams

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. — Ron White

You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them smile. — Cath Crowley

It is true that if you hear our music described, it sounds unappealing. I used to laugh and agree with people when they said it didn't make any sense. — Tyler Joseph

People may ask "why do you laugh at simple things?" Tell them that why don't you? Life is too short to make it so miserable. — Kenneth De Guzman

My whole thing as a performer is to affect people, whether I make you cry or I make you laugh. I would love to make you think. — Bresha Webb

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs. — Rob Delaney

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. — Jon Lovitz

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen. — Merrie Spaeth

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. — George Bernard Shaw

Any nonsense come out they mouth. Some got the gift to make you laugh out loud, and others preach strong and spread the word of God. — Lalita Tademy

If you want to make God laugh, then tell him your plans! — Robin S. Sharma

I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh. — Johnny Carson

I don't talk to myself or anything, but sometimes I say things and I laugh at myself. Sometimes you have to make fun of yourself. — Kellie Pickler

I've certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you're not supposed to make people laugh. — Andrew Rannells

If you want God to laugh, make plans. — Jay Mohr

If you want to see God laugh, make a plan. — Jodi Picoult

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh. — Flip Wilson

Good signiors, both, when shall we laugh? Say, when? You grow exceeding strange: Must it be so? Salar. We'll make our leisures to attend on yours. — William Shakespeare

Where we learned we could make each other laugh, and sometimes that's all you need to know about a person to know that being friends is a good idea. — Sara Bareilles

Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh. — Helena Bonham Carter

I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it. — Sam Elliott

When you go to church, if the pastor at some point doesn't make you laugh, he probably ain't gonna make you join. — R. Kelly

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. — Jimmy Carr

They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. — Bob Marley

It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am. — Ben Stiller

It's lovely to work with a group of actors who make you laugh and smile. — Kelly Reilly

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. — Rita Rudner

That's actually a rare thing to be on a set full of people that you admire and make you laugh all the time. — Ed Helms

The Devil danced all over the place in his beautiful eyes. You never knew what kind of surprise he had for you, just to make you laugh. — Dorothea Benton Frank

If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. — Nick Swardson

It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does not mean you can make me do anything. — C. JoyBell C.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh. — Isla Fisher

You had to know a person well to make them laugh like that. — Cassandra Clare

Want to make God laugh? Tell him you have a plan. — Mimi Strong

To make people laugh, you must learn where and how to pause in your delivery. — Jeffrey Mason

How do you make God laugh?" "I have no idea," I say. "Make a plan," he says, then pauses for a moment to let it sink in. "That's it: Make. A. Plan. — Giano Cromley

Being able to make people laugh is great, but it takes on a different meaning if they are laughing at you, not with you. — Tadahiko Nagao

I want to make you laugh like that." "Like what?" "Like you're free. — Codi Gary

If you're in love it ought to make you happy. You ought to laugh. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Like people say - if you want to make God laugh, tell him you've got plans. — Terry Hayes

My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." — Mike Stud

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. — Joan Rivers

There's so much living to be squeeze into the cracks of one little day. You can make someone laugh, smile, hope, sing, think. — Regina Brett

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And her laugh was enough to make you want to kick over what you were doing and follow her down the street. — Donna Tartt

'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to make you laugh. — Michael Craig-Martin

If you can make the reader laugh he is apt to get careless and go on reading. — Henry Green

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. — Norm MacDonald

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh. — John Oliver

I love comedy, so you want to make them happy, make them laugh. — Delta Burke

When you have a writing partner and you're writing a comedy, your goal is to make each other laugh. — Lauren Miller

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world. — Ronnie Barker

When you are totally depressed, you should try giggling. Just make yourself laugh. Force yourself to laugh. — Yoko Ono

Protect her, love her, kiss her, hug her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if you don't plan to catch her. — Naghilia Desravines

But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh — Bob Newhart

you have to be willing to fall down, get up, look stupid, cry, laugh, make a mess, clean it up and not stop until you get there. No matter what. — Jen Sincero

Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children - as long as you make them laugh as well. — Roald Dahl

Live life to the fullest!
Live, laugh, love!
Your life is what you make of it! — Talina L. Collier

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side. — John Waters

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. — Woody Allen

Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn't a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality. — Stephen King

There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make you laugh. — Hayden Schlossberg

Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you. — Dale Carnegie

If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans. — Anne Lamott

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes. — Stephen Colbert

I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them. — George Cukor

You have to make them laugh and then make them listen. — Aidan Quinn

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. — Richard Pryor

On my Superwoman channel, I am more of a performer, I am aiming to make you guys laugh. With vlogs, it's just me and my day, boring or fun. — Lilly Singh

Someone once said to me that if you want to make God laugh, just tell him your plans. Just tell him who you are. — Jack Ketchum

I hoped to make you laugh," he said softly. "I've not seen much in the way of happiness in your eyes since we've crossed paths. — Karen Marie Moning

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. — Dane Cook

You wanna know how to make God laugh?" he said. "Tell him your plans." (God-shaped Hole) — Tiffanie DeBartolo

When I tweet, I try and accomplish three things. One, is to make you laugh. Two, is to inform you. Three, is to enlighten you. That's all I do. — Shaquille O'Neal

Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have. — Bobby Darnell

As you're rushing through life, take time to stop a moment, look into people's eyes, say something kind, and try to make them laugh! — Barbara Johnson

Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you. — Penny Marshall

If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating. — Paul Merton

When you have a good movie, it's hard to categorize it. It's everything. It makes you laugh, makes you cry and makes you think. — Ice Cube

Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me. — Mariska Hargitay

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman

If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain serious. — Giacomo Casanova

You've got a million ways to make me laugh — Miley Cyrus

Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At least take a bucket so the kids won't laugh at you. — Jim Rohn

I never thought of myself as a comedian. That is a label - make me laugh. I want to make you think. — Bassem Youssef

My dad is a comedian, entertainer, you know. He always likes to make people laugh. With me, it just depends on what mood I'm in. You get what you get. — Laila Ali

When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you to be God. — Hafez

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh. — Amy Schumer

Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power. — Bernie Mac

The day you lose your ability to make me laugh, I'll know that life isn't worth living. — Paul Pilkington

Serious work gets done ... in congenial surroundings, which tend to make you laugh. — Ian McDiarmid

I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams. — Sameh Elsayed

Surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Laughter is to the soul what sunshine is to a flower. — Peggy Toney Horton

Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that. — William Shakespeare

Laugh while you can, sweet girl," I growled against her lips. "I'm going to make you scream all those dirty words you're too scared to say. — Chelle Bliss

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel. — Jon Lovitz

If you can jump up onstage and make people laugh, shouldn't you also be able to inhabit a character? — Eric Bana

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you. — Oscar Wilde