To Make You Laugh Quotes
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The power of daydreaming is similar to the power of well-made movies that can make you cry or make you laugh.
— Scott Adams
You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them smile.
— Cath Crowley
People may ask "why do you laugh at simple things?" Tell them that why don't you? Life is too short to make it so miserable.
— Kenneth De Guzman
My whole thing as a performer is to affect people, whether I make you cry or I make you laugh. I would love to make you think.
— Bresha Webb
On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.
— Rob Delaney
My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.
— Jon Lovitz
The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.
— Merrie Spaeth
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
— George Bernard Shaw
Any nonsense come out they mouth. Some got the gift to make you laugh out loud, and others preach strong and spread the word of God.
— Lalita Tademy
If you want to make God laugh, then tell him your plans!
— Robin S. Sharma
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
— Johnny Carson
I don't talk to myself or anything, but sometimes I say things and I laugh at myself. Sometimes you have to make fun of yourself.
— Kellie Pickler
I've certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you're not supposed to make people laugh.
— Andrew Rannells
If you want God to laugh, make plans.
— Jay Mohr
If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.
— Jodi Picoult
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
— Flip Wilson
Good signiors, both, when shall we laugh? Say, when? You grow exceeding strange: Must it be so? Salar. We'll make our leisures to attend on yours.
— William Shakespeare
Where we learned we could make each other laugh, and sometimes that's all you need to know about a person to know that being friends is a good idea.
— Sara Bareilles
Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh.
— Helena Bonham Carter
I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it.
— Sam Elliott
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
— Jimmy Carr
They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself.
— Bob Marley
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
— Colin Quinn
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
— Rita Rudner
The Devil danced all over the place in his beautiful eyes. You never knew what kind of surprise he had for you, just to make you laugh.
— Dorothea Benton Frank
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh.
— Nick Swardson
It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does not mean you can make me do anything.
— C. JoyBell C.
You had to know a person well to make them laugh like that.
— Cassandra Clare
Want to make God laugh? Tell him you have a plan.
— Mimi Strong
Being able to make people laugh is great, but it takes on a different meaning if they are laughing at you, not with you.
— Tadahiko Nagao
If you're in love it ought to make you happy. You ought to laugh.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
— Joan Rivers
There's so much living to be squeeze into the cracks of one little day. You can make someone laugh, smile, hope, sing, think.
— Regina Brett
And her laugh was enough to make you want to kick over what you were doing and follow her down the street.
— Donna Tartt
'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to make you laugh.
— Michael Craig-Martin
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
— Norm MacDonald
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
— John Oliver
When you have a writing partner and you're writing a comedy, your goal is to make each other laugh.
— Lauren Miller
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.
— Ronnie Barker
Protect her, love her, kiss her, hug her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if you don't plan to catch her.
— Naghilia Desravines
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
— Bob Newhart
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children - as long as you make them laugh as well.
— Roald Dahl
Live life to the fullest!Live, laugh, love!
Your life is what you make of it! — Talina L. Collier
If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.
— John Waters
There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make you laugh.
— Hayden Schlossberg
Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you.
— Dale Carnegie
If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.
— Anne Lamott
I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
— Stephen Colbert
You have to make them laugh and then make them listen.
— Aidan Quinn
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
— Richard Pryor
Someone once said to me that if you want to make God laugh, just tell him your plans. Just tell him who you are.
— Jack Ketchum
I hoped to make you laugh," he said softly. "I've not seen much in the way of happiness in your eyes since we've crossed paths.
— Karen Marie Moning
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
— Dane Cook
You wanna know how to make God laugh?" he said. "Tell him your plans." (God-shaped Hole)
— Tiffanie DeBartolo
When I tweet, I try and accomplish three things. One, is to make you laugh. Two, is to inform you. Three, is to enlighten you. That's all I do.
— Shaquille O'Neal
As you're rushing through life, take time to stop a moment, look into people's eyes, say something kind, and try to make them laugh!
— Barbara Johnson
Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you.
— Penny Marshall
If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating.
— Paul Merton
If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain serious.
— Giacomo Casanova
You've got a million ways to make me laugh
— Miley Cyrus
I never thought of myself as a comedian. That is a label - make me laugh. I want to make you think.
— Bassem Youssef
The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.
— Amy Schumer
The day you lose your ability to make me laugh, I'll know that life isn't worth living.
— Paul Pilkington
I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams.
— Sameh Elsayed
Surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Laughter is to the soul what sunshine is to a flower.
— Peggy Toney Horton
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.
— William Shakespeare
