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That time had a funny way of dimming the edges of reality until only something blurry remained,
— Nicholas Sparks
Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
A good time for laughing is when you can.
— Jessamyn West
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
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— Jonathan Safran Foer
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
— Johnny Carson
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time.
— N.R. Walker
With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
— Jerry Coleman
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
— Anne Elizabeth Moore
The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists.""That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.
— Gerard Way
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.
— Randall Cobb
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
— Darynda Jones
It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out.
— Markus Zusak
It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time.
— Michelle Gable
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!
— Hannah Murray
I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot.
— Megan Hart
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
— Cloris Leachman
There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off."What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.
— Jeff Foxworthy
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.
— Renee Zellweger
The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.
— Emma Stone
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it.
— Robyn Carr
The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
— Russell Howard
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films.
— Kapil Sharma
If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.
— Ed Rendell
Time is funny lately, nothing to do with clocks.
— Victor Lodato
The Devil made me do it the first time -the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver
That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.
— Murray Walker
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh.
— Isabel Gillies