Tim Conway Quotes
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I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.
— Tim Conway
I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
— Tim Conway
If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
— Tim Conway
Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
— Tim Conway
I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.
— Tim Conway
Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.
— Tim Conway
My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.
— Tim Conway
I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.
— Tim Conway
Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
— Tim Conway