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Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: I resent my barber when he charges the

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: I've never really taken anything very seriously. I

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: I like to work a lot with wood.

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: If only my folks had beaten me, I

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: I have a lot of awards in my

I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and

Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: My career is pretty much over. I'm out

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: I avoid all the language and nudity and

I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: My parents were very funny - they didn't

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: When you're small, you either are funny, or

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: If following Christ has never cost you anything,

If following Christ has never cost you anything, you're not following Him. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: It's hard to be sad when you're laughing,

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: I spend a lot of time thinking of

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. — Tim Conway

Tim Conway Quotes By Tim Conway: Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially

Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face. — Tim Conway