Thong Quotes
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Thong Quotes & Sayings
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I actually don't care about his movies that much. I just want to twang that thong like a big elastic band.
— Valerie Bertinelli
I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.
— Tyler Perry
money distorts truth like a hippo in a thong.
— Scott Adams
I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.
— Bill Engvall
the leather thong binding his
— Robert Fabbri
You're wearing a lace thong?" Dolly clapped her hands. "That's absolutely perfect for romance.
— Peggy Webb
In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't know the meaning of virtue!" "Of course I do-it means your thong must be white." (Sabine) — Kresley Cole
Then I guess this is Donovan versus Davis. See you here tomorrow at six. Don't forget your thong and your flogging thingy.
— Dakota Cassidy
A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Any date that ended with two people drinking wine near a fire also ended with a woman's thong being thrown across the room.
— Karina Halle
Christ! He thought we even have a male stripper. What's he going to do, throw his thong at the vampires?
— Derek Gunn
Jacey's eyes hardened. She did not appreciate reality coming along and snapping her thong.
— Sarah-Kate Lynch
I was going to kill him. Slowly. Strangle him with the overpriced thong. A fitting death for a rock star.
— Kylie Scott
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
— Albert Brooks
Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.
— Victoria Beckham
Was her thong chafing her ass or did she really dislike me that much.
— Autumn Doughton
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.
— Hank Azaria
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.
— Patricia Briggs
She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed.
— Caris Roane