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The long-dead curator from the Bronx Zoo now had me in his unwavering grip. Close by, the bushmaster too lay in wait. — Dan Eatherley

[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch. — Princess Margaret

I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign. — Carl Sagan

-The guy who feeds the lions at the zoo — Kelli Dunham

A man was taken to the Zoo and shown the giraffe. After gazing at it a little in silence: 'I don't believe it,' he said. — Dorothy L. Sayers

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper. — Robert Breault

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit — Rodney Dangerfield

When I draw it, I'm going to make my skin see-through and what you'll see is that all the animals in the zoo of me have broken out of their cages. — Jandy Nelson

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo. — Paul Simon

Children are not a zoo of entertainingly exotic creatures, but an array of mirrors in which the human predicament leaps out at us. — John Updike

If you can't afford a movie, go to the zoo. If you can't afford the zoo, go see a politician. — Anonymous

Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions. — Nabil N. Jamal

Threw a fence up and called it the Bronx Zoo. — Richard Price

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?" — Robin Williams

I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Civilization: the human zoo — Marty Rubin

The evidence all points to the fact that we occupy not a well-mannered clockwork universe, but a destructive, violent, and hostile zoo. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

They would probably search for him all over the zoo - the last place he'd been seen. He wondered if any evidence would implicate the hippo. — Brandon Mull

Suci, a Sumatran rhino, lives at the Cincinnati Zoo, — Elizabeth Kolbert

It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. — Tracy Morgan

So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident. — Lish McBride

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. — Ernest Hemingway,

Nobody in the city of Los Angeles knows how to catch an alligator, ... We have no experience in recreation and parks, the zoo or animal control. — Janice Hahn

The zoo cannot but disappoint. — John Berger

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. — Ogden Nash

A kid and I jigged in a queue to a xylophone at the zoo and we rued the view of me being so coo-coo. — Rebecca Rose Orton

Went to the Zoo, I said to Him- Something about that chimpanzee over there reminds me of you. — Carol Ann Duffy

A society with lynch culture needs a big zoo, not for the animals definitely, but for the very people themselves! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I went to the zoo once and saw this thing they call an anteater. That was quite enough for me. — Thomas Pynchon

The uncivilized behavior of some human beings in a zoo has to be seen to be believed. — Gerald Durrell

We're in 'Jurassic Park' territory. If we go to the zoo in the future, we'll have zoos for extinct animals. — Michio Kaku

The caged eagle become a metaphor for all forms of isolation, the ultimate in imprisonment. A zoo is prison. — Nadine Gordimer

The Elgin Marbles were supposed to be on the Parthenon. For many works of art, a museum is an artificial setting - a zoo, not a natural habitat. — Virginia Postrel

No one who has lived side by side with animals that have plenty of room can ever visit the zoo. — Peter Hoeg

I have friends who come to the Australia Zoo, and it's just, instead of playing video games, we get to hug and kiss a giraffe or walk a tiger. — Bindi Irwin

We literally live right in the middle of the zoo, and it means that every day is a new experience and so much fun. — Bindi Irwin

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh. — Lorne Michaels

The zoo grounds reeked of desolation, but the silence had an undercurrent, a silvery vibe, like the hush of a concert hall just before the first note. — Suki Michelle

Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me. — Rodney Dangerfield

I love animals, and I was always attracted to the idea of being a zoo veterinarian or a veterinarian with the circus. — Kay Redfield Jamison

Tomorrow is the benefit dinner for the Save the Chameleon Fund. The Decentville Zoo thinks their chameleons are either dead, missing, or plaid. — M T Anderson

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal. — Dov Davidoff

Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo. — Clare Boothe Luce

Butterflies??? Naah.. I feel the whole zoo inside me when I see you.. — Himmilicious

The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room. — Brian Spellman

Better to honor the pinch of fear than regret the punch of fang. — Wendy Beck

I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo. — Nicole Kidman

Zoo animals are ambassadors for their cousins in the wild. — Jack Hanna

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. — Billy Connolly

We all need good manners, like our friends from the zoo! — Lorraine Loria

In zoos, along with the animals, the humanity of man is also prisoned! No cage is humane! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction ... And the only customer. — Craig Ferguson

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings — Evan Esar

I like seals," he said to me, as if to excuse the apparent oddness of his taking the au pair to the zoo. Hmmm. — Meg Cabot

Fuck butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I'm with you. — Anonymous

The world was becoming a zoo, without cages. — James Patterson

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo. — Gerry Cheevers

Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. — Desmond Morris

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals. — David Letterman

Dark Jar Tin Zoo's face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard Munch's "The Scream," only less colorful. — Jarod Kintz

Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo. — Sloane

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo. — Betty White

Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo. — Woody Allen

We commonly say in the trade that the most dangerous animal in a zoo is Man. — Yann Martel

Enjoy your little field trip to the zoo - and, yes, some of the animals here do bite. — Jane Davitt

Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back. — Andy Biersack

When I was in college, the first thing we did in acting class was to observe an animal at the zoo and become that animal. So I picked a wallaby. — Claire Coffee

If you want to understand how a lion hunts, don't go to the zoo. Go to the jungle. — Jim Stengel

How is it a vegan won't visit the zoo or rodeo, but you'll level a man with martial arts? — DiAnn Mills

The world is a zoo — Edward Albee

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother. — Evan Esar

The windowless room where the po'ouli cells are kept alive - sort of - is called the Frozen Zoo. — Elizabeth Kolbert

The camel's hump is an ugly lump,
Which well you might see at the zoo.
But uglier yet is the hump we get,
For having to little to do. — Rudyard Kipling

But it was not the poor who ate the zoo animals in Paris. — Ceridwen Dovey

The zoo kills the 'wild' in wild animal. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

all the animals in the zoo of me have broken out of their cages. "Maybe — Jandy Nelson

There's only so long you can be at the zoo before it gets old. — Kat Zhang

The only place that work and motion are the same thing is the zoo where people pay to see the animals move around — Taiichi Ohno

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. — Todd Barry

Andrej thought about it - the notion that the
world was riddled with holes where certain people and animals were meant to be, but weren't. — Sonya Hartnett

Whatever the reason for wanting to escape, sane or insane, zoo detractors should realize that animals don't escape to somewhere but from something. — Yann Martel

For a deaf man, the world is a zoo of mime artists — A.A. Bell

A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo and wandered around the city. Either that or I just saw a pigeon on his way to a gay pride parade. — Jimmy Fallon

San Diego has the finest zoo in America, but the Los Angeles Zoo is not much more than a home for retired Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lions. — Vincent Price

My best friend was a magpie goose, and my magpie goose would follow me around, and we'd dance in the zoo together. Then I'd be covered in mud! — Bindi Irwin

The zoo lady, whose name is Maya, is here again. — Katherine Applegate

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at. — David Sedaris

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan