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The Telephone Quotes By Andy Kindler: Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to

Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone! — Andy Kindler

The Telephone Quotes By Michael Moore: I assume everything I'm saying in an email

I assume everything I'm saying in an email or saying on the telephone is being looked at. — Michael Moore

The Telephone Quotes By Chloe Thurlow: Every time the telephone rings, you feel a

Every time the telephone rings, you feel a frisson of excitement. The call is almost never exciting, but it is in our character to keep on believing. — Chloe Thurlow

The Telephone Quotes By Ronald Coase: Changes like the telephone and telegraphy, which tend

Changes like the telephone and telegraphy, which tend to reduce the cost of organizing spatially, will tend to increase the size of the firm. — Ronald Coase

The Telephone Quotes By Alexander Graham Bell: One day there will be a telephone in

One day there will be a telephone in every major city in the USA — Alexander Graham Bell

The Telephone Quotes By Christopher Bram: It has been a marvellous age of invention:

It has been a marvellous age of invention: radio, aeroplane, electric light, the telephone, and fellatio. — Christopher Bram

The Telephone Quotes By Stephen Fry: A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number

A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free. — Stephen Fry

The Telephone Quotes By Charles Bukowski: The telephone is needed forEmergency purposes onlyThese people

The telephone is needed for
Emergency purposes only
These people are not
Emergencies, they are
Calamities. — Charles Bukowski

The Telephone Quotes By Frank Zappa: Yeah, I tell them to change the channel

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money. — Frank Zappa

The Telephone Quotes By Rita Mae Brown: I hate the telephone. I think the lowest

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell. — Rita Mae Brown

The Telephone Quotes By Jesse Eisenberg: To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone.

To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone. — Jesse Eisenberg

The Telephone Quotes By W. Somerset Maugham: In heaven, when the blessed use the telephone

In heaven, when the blessed use the telephone they will say what they have to say and not a word besides. — W. Somerset Maugham

The Telephone Quotes By John A. Keel: The FBI and the CIA hate each other,

The FBI and the CIA hate each other, and they both hate the telephone company. The telephone company, in turn, seems to hate everybody. — John A. Keel

The Telephone Quotes By Hedda Hopper: Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our

Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who fall from favor are the empty mailbox and the silent telephone. — Hedda Hopper

The Telephone Quotes By Rita Mae Brown: Dying's not so bad. At least I won't

Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone. — Rita Mae Brown

The Telephone Quotes By Dorothy Parker: [On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:]

[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this? — Dorothy Parker

The Telephone Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: Science must not impose any philosophy, any more

Science must not impose any philosophy, any more than the telephone must tell us what to say. — G.K. Chesterton

The Telephone Quotes By Joan Rivers: Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. — Joan Rivers

The Telephone Quotes By Annabel Pitcher: My words travelled through my veins which hung

My words travelled through my veins which hung in the sky like telephone wires. — Annabel Pitcher

The Telephone Quotes By Kinky Friedman: When I'm governor ... I'll be the first

When I'm governor ... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. — Kinky Friedman

The Telephone Quotes By Alexander Graham Bell: The telephone will be used to inform people

The telephone will be used to inform people that a telegram has been sent. — Alexander Graham Bell

The Telephone Quotes By Mary Kay Ash: Return telephone calls promptly but be judicious about

Return telephone calls promptly but be judicious about the time spent on the phone. — Mary Kay Ash

The Telephone Quotes By Ian Fleming: In angry protest the red telephone splintered the

In angry protest the red telephone splintered the silence. — Ian Fleming

The Telephone Quotes By Bunker Roy: What's the best way of communicating in the

What's the best way of communicating in the world today? Television? No. Telegraph? No. Telephone? No. Tell a woman. — Bunker Roy

The Telephone Quotes By Earl Wilson: He's an honest man - you could shoot

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. — Earl Wilson

The Telephone Quotes By Ogden Nash: Middle age is when you're sitting at home

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. — Ogden Nash

The Telephone Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: I disconnect the telephone to keep the outside

I disconnect the telephone to keep the outside world in it's correct place. — Chuck Palahniuk

The Telephone Quotes By Bradford Dillman: It's essential for an actor to have a

It's essential for an actor to have a hobby for the time when the telephone doesn't ring. — Bradford Dillman

The Telephone Quotes By Clifford Stoll: The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. — Clifford Stoll

The Telephone Quotes By Carl Jung: Yoga in Mayfair or Fifth Avenue, or in

Yoga in Mayfair or Fifth Avenue, or in any other place which is on the telephone, is a spiritual fake. — Carl Jung

The Telephone Quotes By Daniel H. Wilson: For people who have been raised on text-based

For people who have been raised on text-based interactions, just speaking on the telephone can be high bandwidth to the point of anxiety. — Daniel H. Wilson

The Telephone Quotes By Silvio Berlusconi: I will take questions from the guys, but

I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers. — Silvio Berlusconi

The Telephone Quotes By Alexander Graham Bell: First words on the first telephone - "Mr.

First words on the first telephone - "Mr. Watson - come here - I want to see you." — Alexander Graham Bell

The Telephone Quotes By Avijeet Das: Love is when you have not been home

Love is when you have not been home for three months and call up home and your daughter picks up the phone and says "Papa, I love you! — Avijeet Das

The Telephone Quotes By Otto F. Kernberg: unhooked telephone": the

unhooked telephone": the — Otto F. Kernberg

The Telephone Quotes By Howard Rheingold: You can't pick up the telephone and say,

You can't pick up the telephone and say, 'Connect me with someone else who has a kid with leukemia.' — Howard Rheingold

The Telephone Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: The word morality, if we met it in

The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car. — George Bernard Shaw

The Telephone Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: I have this disease late at night sometimes,

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. — Kurt Vonnegut

The Telephone Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut Jr.: To be or not to be" was the

To be or not to be" was the telephone number of the municipal gas chambers of the Federal Bureau of Termination. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

The Telephone Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Hello?" Violet said finally.The telephone said nothing."Hello?" Violet

Hello?" Violet said finally.
The telephone said nothing.
"Hello?" Violet said again. "Hello? Hello?"
The telephone did not answer. — Lemony Snicket

The Telephone Quotes By Peter Dickinson: The General was using the telephone, forcing his

The General was using the telephone, forcing his fierce personality along the wires to bully disbelieving clerks at the far end. — Peter Dickinson

The Telephone Quotes By Donald Sinden: An actor who knows his business ought to

An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling. — Donald Sinden

The Telephone Quotes By Christopher Isherwood: The Quito telephone service is about as reliable

The Quito telephone service is about as reliable as roulette. — Christopher Isherwood

The Telephone Quotes By Mortimer Adler: The telephone book is full of facts, but

The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn't contain a single idea. — Mortimer Adler

The Telephone Quotes By William Gibson: Cyberspace is where you are when you're on

Cyberspace is where you are when you're on the telephone. — William Gibson

The Telephone Quotes By Margaret Wise Brown: In the great green room, there was a

In the great green room, there was a telephone
And a red balloon
And a picture of a cat jumping over the moon ... — Margaret Wise Brown

The Telephone Quotes By Jiddu Krishnamurti: Thought is matter as much as the floor,

Thought is matter as much as the floor, the wall, the telephone, are matter. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

The Telephone Quotes By Barton Gellman: When the 'New York Times' revealed the warrantless

When the 'New York Times' revealed the warrantless surveillance of voice calls, in December 2005, the telephone companies got nervous. — Barton Gellman

The Telephone Quotes By Stefan Kanfer: Telephone operators now routinely use '80s-babble, chirping, "Have

Telephone operators now routinely use '80s-babble, chirping, "Have a nice day," the moral equivalent of the smile button. — Stefan Kanfer

The Telephone Quotes By Catherynne M Valente: She is dead. Almost certainly dead. Nearly conclusively

She is dead. Almost certainly dead. Nearly conclusively dead. She is, at the very least, not answering her telephone. — Catherynne M Valente

The Telephone Quotes By W.G. Sebald: There is something peculiarly dispriting about the emptiness

There is something peculiarly dispriting about the emptiness that wells up when, in a strange city, one dials the same telephone numbers in vain. — W.G. Sebald

The Telephone Quotes By Ilka Chase: America's best buy is a telephone call to

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man. — Ilka Chase

The Telephone Quotes By Louise Rennison: You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?'
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone? — Louise Rennison

The Telephone Quotes By Kevin Mitnick: Phone phreaking is a type of hacking that

Phone phreaking is a type of hacking that allows you to explore the telephone network by exploiting the phone systems and phone company employees. — Kevin Mitnick

The Telephone Quotes By Haruki Murakami: The Boss is an honorable man. After the

The Boss is an honorable man. After the Lord, the most godly person I've ever met."
"You've met God?"
"Certainly. I telephone Him every night. — Haruki Murakami

The Telephone Quotes By Patricia Cornwell: The next three days were typical for the

The next three days were typical for the holiday season. No one was in or returning telephone calls. Parking — Patricia Cornwell

The Telephone Quotes By Alex Comfort: The telephone is the most important single technological

The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life. — Alex Comfort

The Telephone Quotes By Robert Galbraith: Will you turn on the radio? I fancy

Will you turn on the radio? I fancy a bit of music," she said. "Louder than that, sweetie. Oh, I love this." "Telephone" by Lady Gaga filled the car. — Robert Galbraith

The Telephone Quotes By Edna O'Brien: Writers are always anxious, always on the runfrom

Writers are always anxious, always on the run
from the telephone, from responsibilities, from the distractions of the world. — Edna O'Brien

The Telephone Quotes By Kevin Mitnick: Not being allowed to use the Internet is

Not being allowed to use the Internet is kind of like not being allowed to use a telephone. — Kevin Mitnick

The Telephone Quotes By Virginia Woolf: One of these days d'you think you'll be

One of these days d'you think you'll be able to see things at the end of the telephone?" Peggy said, getting up. — Virginia Woolf

The Telephone Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. — Ambrose Bierce

The Telephone Quotes By Meryl Streep: It's sort of my fun to sing along

It's sort of my fun to sing along with records and imitate people who are on the telephone that have different ways of speaking. — Meryl Streep

The Telephone Quotes By Margaret Heffernan: The best remote companies I've seen do almost

The best remote companies I've seen do almost everything online, via email and telephone. But they also get together face to face on a regular basis. — Margaret Heffernan

The Telephone Quotes By Robert Dallek: Henry Kissinger never wanted the 20,000 pages of

Henry Kissinger never wanted the 20,000 pages of his telephone transcripts made public - not while he was alive, at any rate. — Robert Dallek

The Telephone Quotes By David Sedaris: Gambling to me is what a telephone pole

Gambling to me is what a telephone pole might be to a groundhog. He sees that it's there but doesn't for the life of him understand why. — David Sedaris

The Telephone Quotes By Virginia Woolf: The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations

The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations and cuts short the most weighty observations, has a romance of its own. — Virginia Woolf

The Telephone Quotes By Mason Cooley: The telephone gives us the happiness of being

The telephone gives us the happiness of being together yet safely apart. — Mason Cooley

The Telephone Quotes By Warren Ellis: [ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it

[ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone. — Warren Ellis

The Telephone Quotes By Mitch Albom: The telephone voice is but a seduction, a

The telephone voice is but a seduction, a bread crumb to an appetite. — Mitch Albom

The Telephone Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: The telephone and visitors are the work destroyers.

The telephone and visitors are the work destroyers. — Ernest Hemingway,

The Telephone Quotes By Damon Galgut: He feared at certain moments that the only

He feared at certain moments that the only new knowledge he would take away from this country was learning how to swim and use the telephone. — Damon Galgut

The Telephone Quotes By John Maynard Keynes: I can't remember my telephone number, but I

I can't remember my telephone number, but I know it was in the high numbers. — John Maynard Keynes

The Telephone Quotes By Andre Kostelanetz: We listen too much to the telephone and

We listen too much to the telephone and too little to nature. The wind is one of my sounds. A lonely sound, perhaps, but soothing. — Andre Kostelanetz

The Telephone Quotes By Ursula Curtiss: There were people who occupied telephone booths as

There were people who occupied telephone booths as though they had rented them for the day. — Ursula Curtiss

The Telephone Quotes By Joyce Carol Oates: This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages

This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages you can't escape. Life was easier then. You just didn't pick up the phone. — Joyce Carol Oates

The Telephone Quotes By Lisa A. Mininni: Keep your mind clear to create simple solutions.

Keep your mind clear to create simple solutions. Remove any distractions, like the TV, email prompts, unnecessary interruptions or telephone calls. — Lisa A. Mininni

The Telephone Quotes By Margaret Atwood: I've got nothing against telepathy, said Jane; but

I've got nothing against telepathy, said Jane; but the telephone is so much more dependable. — Margaret Atwood

The Telephone Quotes By Sam Ewing: Success is when your name is in everything

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory. — Sam Ewing

The Telephone Quotes By Anne Rice: Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

The Telephone Quotes By Alex Morritt: There is already enough chattering nonsense on the

There is already enough chattering nonsense on the ground. Do we really need aviaries in pressurised tin cans at 30,000 feet as well ? — Alex Morritt

The Telephone Quotes By Jamie Foxx: Having a stage name is like having a

Having a stage name is like having a Superman complex. I go into the telephone booth as Eric Bishop and come out as Jamie Foxx. — Jamie Foxx

The Telephone Quotes By Ray Kurzweil: The telephone is virtual reality in that you

The telephone is virtual reality in that you can meet with someone as if you are together, at least for the auditory sense. — Ray Kurzweil

The Telephone Quotes By Lee Trevino: I stay away from the telephone if at

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible. — Lee Trevino

The Telephone Quotes By C.S. Lewis: I will not be at the mercy of

I will not be at the mercy of the telephone! — C.S. Lewis

The Telephone Quotes By Chaim Potok: But I do not know how else the

But I do not know how else the work can be done. To touch a person's heart, you must see a person's face. One cannot reach a soul through a telephone. — Chaim Potok

The Telephone Quotes By Sophia Dembling: Nine out of ten introverts agree: The telephone

Nine out of ten introverts agree: The telephone is the tool of the devil. — Sophia Dembling

The Telephone Quotes By Charles Hummel: A man's home is no longer his castle;

A man's home is no longer his castle; it is no longer a place away from urgent tasks because the telephone breaches the walls with imperious demands. — Charles Hummel

The Telephone Quotes By Richard Armour: I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known,

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. — Richard Armour

The Telephone Quotes By Alain De Botton: The telephone becomes an instrument of torture in

The telephone becomes an instrument of torture in the demonic hands of a beloved who doesn't call. — Alain De Botton

The Telephone Quotes By Tom Hanks: E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone,

E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I'm concerned. I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it. — Tom Hanks

The Telephone Quotes By David Halberstam: The telephone was a sign of being rushed.

The telephone was a sign of being rushed. — David Halberstam

The Telephone Quotes By Andre Leon Talley: When my best friends doubt their little black

When my best friends doubt their little black dresses, they call me on the telephone seeking reassurance. — Andre Leon Talley

The Telephone Quotes By Emily Greene Balch: Technology gives us the facilities that lessen the

Technology gives us the facilities that lessen the barriers of time and distance - the telegraph and cable, the telephone, radio, and the rest. — Emily Greene Balch

The Telephone Quotes By Ogden Nash: Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers. — Ogden Nash

The Telephone Quotes By Timur Vermes: The telephone, it struck me at that moment,

The telephone, it struck me at that moment, is the wrong means of communication for people without ears. — Timur Vermes

The Telephone Quotes By Edgar Degas: So that's the telephone? They ring, and you

So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run. — Edgar Degas

The Telephone Quotes By Florence Scovel Shinn: The thing man seeks is seeking him -

The thing man seeks is seeking him - the telephone was seeking Bell! — Florence Scovel Shinn

The Telephone Quotes By Donna Tartt: When she went back to the telephone Hely's

When she went back to the telephone Hely's breath, on the other end, was ragged and secretive. — Donna Tartt

The Telephone Quotes By Jay Leno: Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics. They are the first to figure out all the charges on their telephone bill. — Jay Leno