
Life is like
the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind. —
Paula Wall

More money is lost anticipating the changes in the overall stock market than any other way of investing. —
Peter Lynch

I've been investing in
the stock market for 27 years and, within that time, have helped investors beat the market nearly four to one. —
Louis Navellier

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in
the stock market. —
Trey Parker

The data strongly suggest that very good years in the U.S. stock market are followed by more good years. —
Barry Ritholtz

Be aware of the level of
the stock market. Are yields low and PE ratios high? —
Walter Schloss

I think the very best attitude for anyone investing in
the stock market is to make up his mind to lose money.
- The Duchess Gloriana XII —
Leonard Wibberley

As the U.S. stock market had grown less comprehensible, it had also become more sensationally erratic. —
Michael Lewis

There are so many wizards of the computer, stock market, test tube, and spectator sport, but so few of the art of life. —
Mantak Chia
The stock market is overpriced. Everything is overpriced. Junk is king. —
Jeremy Grantham

The chief function of stock-market forecasters is to make astrologers look respectable. —
Jane Bryant Quinn

Buy a stock the way you would buy a house. Understand and like it such that you'd be content to own it in the absence of any market. —
Warren Buffett

They said
the stock market crashed, or something, but since I'm deaf I didn't hear it (ha-ha). —
Stephen King

I just made a killing in
the stock market I shot my broker. —
Henny Youngman

We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie. —
Amah Lambert
The stock market has an insidious effect on C.E.O.s' moods, because of its impact not just on their companies but on their own bank accounts. —
James Surowiecki
The stock market and economy are two different things. —
Milton Friedman

If you don't follow
the stock market, you are missing some amazing drama. —
Mark Cuban
The stock market is people. —
Bernard Baruch
The stock market is a giant distraction to the business of investing. —
John C. Bogle

Never invest emergency savings in
the stock market. —
Suze Orman

When asked what
the stock market will do: It will fluctuate —
J. P. Morgan

Make your money on the buy, not the sell; this is true in any investment whether it's real estate, business, or
the stock market. —
Ziad K. Abdelnour

Being a successful investor & winning in
the stock market is a matter of skill & discipline and not luck alone —
Jack D. Schwager
The stock market has always had its own meter. Sometimes it's ahead of itself, sometimes it's behind itself. A broken watch is right twice a day. —
Steve Ballmer

Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of
the stock market right now, this week. —
Jim Cramer

Ignore
the stock market, ignore the economy, and buy a business you understand. —
Warren Buffett

You will never be a greater risk-taker in the markets if you approach life with a completely different attitude. —
Henrique M. Simoes

The studio system reminds me of
the stock market. —
Bill Forsyth

A battle goes on in
the stock market and the tape is your telescope. You can depend upon it seven out of ten cases. —
Edwin Lefevre

If everyone on Wall Street abided by the rule's spirit, the rule would have established a new fairness in the U.S. stock market. —
Michael Lewis

One way for investors to protect themselves from a rapid change in the price of a stock is to use a limit order rather than a market order. —
Arthur Levitt

The end of the decline of the Stock Market will probably not be long, only a few more days at most. —
Irving Fisher
The stock market is never obvious. It is designed to fool most of the people, most of the time. —
Jesse Lauriston Livermore
The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason. —
Benjamin Graham

The United States stock market, the most iconic market in global capitalism, is rigged, —
Michael Lewis

There is in the world today a great and mysterious force that shapes the fortunes of millions of people. It is called
the stock market. —
Robert Wright
The stock market has predicted nine of the last five recessions. —
Paul Samuelson

Keeping your ear to the ground in the Markets is a sound investment. —
Amah Lambert

Index funds eliminate the risks of individual stocks, market sectors, and manager selection. Only stock market risk remains. —
John C. Bogle

Government pensions, built into law and mostly protected from stock market vagaries, are the envy of the private sector. —
Nina Easton

The most important ingredient for success in
the stock market is a sharp sense of timing. —
Venita VanCaspel

It may be that the U.S. stock market starts to rise if people think it's gone far enough. —
David Wessel

Buying and selling securities in an attempt to outperform the market will effectively be a game of chance rather than skill. —
Kenneth Eade

The difference between playing
the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. —
Joey Adams

I don't invest in
the stock market, but I have pension funds - some in America and the UK. —
Eric Idle

He will risk half his fortune in
the stock market with less reflection that he devotes to the selection of a medium-priced automobile. —
Jesse Lauriston Livermore

The American public historically was really not part of
the stock market. —
Ron Chernow

Woman stock is rising in the market. I shall not live to see women vote, but I'll come and rap on the ballot box. —
Lydia M. Child
The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking. —
Will Rogers

Our stay-put behavior reflects our view that
the stock market serves as a relocation center at which money is moved from the active to the patient. —
Warren Buffett

There is no country in the world where it's as easy to find venture capital in
the stock market as the United States. —
Ron Chernow

As far as you are concerned,
the stock market does not exist. Ignore it. —
Warren Buffett

SM is an abbreviation of both stock market and sadomasochism
and there are those who think they are one and the same. —
Malcolm Forbes

What if I told you that, not only can you not beat the market, but most stocks actually lose money. —
Kenneth Eade

90% of the people in
the stock market, professionals and amateurs alike, simply haven't done enough homework. —
William O'Neil

The techniques I developed for studying turbulence, like weather, also apply to
the stock market. —
Benoit Mandelbrot

It is wise to remember that too much success in
the stock market is in itself an excellent warning. —
Gerald M. Loeb

Anybody who plays
the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight. —
Daniel Drew

In almost every walk of life, people buy more at lower prices; in
the stock market they seem to buy more at higher prices. —
James Grant

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained
the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it. —
John Mulaney

I will never be in
the stock market. It's just gambling. I'm a gambler, but I'll gamble on the practicality of things. —
Jeremy Renner

The main purpose of
the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible. —
Bernard M. Baruch

The U.S. stock market now trades inside black boxes, in heavily guarded buildings in New Jersey and Chicago. —
Michael Lewis

I'm involved in
the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful. —
Regis Philbin

The Russian economy was strong, though only the wealthy seemed to enjoy the benefits. Throughout 1913
the stock market surged to record levels, —
Paul Ham

In order to win as a contrarian, you need perfect timing and the perfect size. —
Henrique M. Simoes