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The Simpson Quotes By Dan Castellaneta: If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. — Dan Castellaneta

The Simpson Quotes By Susan Forward: She was battered incessantly, regularly, all the time.

She was battered incessantly, regularly, all the time. I'm not saying 24 hours a day, but the incidents of battering were extraordinarily high. — Susan Forward

The Simpson Quotes By Jessica Simpson: All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet! — Jessica Simpson

The Simpson Quotes By Dick Schaap: All of journalism is a shrinking art. So

All of journalism is a shrinking art. So much of it is hype. The O.J. Simpson story is a landmark in the decline of journalism. — Dick Schaap

The Simpson Quotes By Dave Attell: Every dude in here has had a fantasy

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat. — Dave Attell

The Simpson Quotes By Andrew Cohen: Hopefully, America will really get a sense of

Hopefully, America will really get a sense of how justice can be served in this country. And hopefully, they'll forget the Simpson trial. — Andrew Cohen

The Simpson Quotes By Joseph Wambaugh: The O.J. Simpson case, they had no understanding

The O.J. Simpson case, they had no understanding of that DNA evidence, and didn't want to. — Joseph Wambaugh

The Simpson Quotes By George Carlin: O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers. — George Carlin

The Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

The Simpson Quotes By Dan Abrams: Certainly the O.J. Simpson case was a turning

Certainly the O.J. Simpson case was a turning point in my career. — Dan Abrams

The Simpson Quotes By Ian Simpson: Now, I don't give a barmaid's tits about

Now, I don't give a barmaid's tits about the truth. — Ian Simpson

The Simpson Quotes By Connie Willis: I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and

I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty. — Connie Willis

The Simpson Quotes By Mark Simpson: Sex is the theory; porn is the practice.

Sex is the theory; porn is the practice. — Mark Simpson

The Simpson Quotes By Vincent Bugliosi: I take no pride in having been the

I take no pride in having been the first public personality to come out publicly against Simpson. It just happened that way. — Vincent Bugliosi

The Simpson Quotes By Mark Fuhrman: After the Simpson trial, after all the bad

After the Simpson trial, after all the bad things Cochran was claiming, I became the most investigated officer in the history of the LAPD. — Mark Fuhrman

The Simpson Quotes By Joseph Wambaugh: Today, lawyers are attacking more; they're attacking everything.

Today, lawyers are attacking more; they're attacking everything. A good example is the O.J. Simpson case. — Joseph Wambaugh

The Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

The Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

The Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

The Simpson Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public. — Stephenie Meyer

The Simpson Quotes By J. Royal Horton: of a vacant house on Simpson Street, waiting

of a vacant house on Simpson Street, waiting for a FedEx van. The curtains of the house were — J. Royal Horton

The Simpson Quotes By Alan K. Simpson: I look forward to the day when I

I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I'm an Alan Simpson Republican. — Alan K. Simpson

The Simpson Quotes By Bill James: Professionalism in law has brought us the O.J.

Professionalism in law has brought us the O.J. Simpson case in lieu of justice. — Bill James

The Simpson Quotes By Bobby Heenan: [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan

The Simpson Quotes By Greta Van Susteren: Let's not kid ourselves. You pick up 'The

Let's not kid ourselves. You pick up 'The Washington Post' and find O.J. Simpson on the front page; 'serious journalists' covered Anna Nicole Smith. — Greta Van Susteren

The Simpson Quotes By Nathanael West: It was on this trip that Faye acquired

It was on this trip that Faye acquired a new suitor by the name of Homer Simpson. — Nathanael West

The Simpson Quotes By Frankie Knuckles: There are two people that probably influenced me

There are two people that probably influenced me more than anybody out of all the artists out here: that's Nick Ashford and Valerie Simpson. — Frankie Knuckles

The Simpson Quotes By John Searles: My first day as an intern in the

My first day as an intern in the books department at 'Cosmopolitan' also happened to be the day the O.J. Simpson verdict was announced. — John Searles

The Simpson Quotes By Lindsey Graham: I'm for Simpson-Bowles. It doesn't raise taxes, it

I'm for Simpson-Bowles. It doesn't raise taxes, it closes loopholes and takes the money we would give to a few people and put it on the debt — Lindsey Graham

The Simpson Quotes By Robert X. Cringely: More proof that trusting the Feds to protect

More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts. — Robert X. Cringely

The Simpson Quotes By R.J. Palacio: If you really want something in this life,

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson — R.J. Palacio

The Simpson Quotes By Ian Simpson: A burst of Beethoven that would have made

A burst of Beethoven that would have made the composer glad he was deaf erupted from her i-Phone. — Ian Simpson

The Simpson Quotes By Shawn Mendes: Being 15, I feel like people want me

Being 15, I feel like people want me to go down the Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson sort of genre. — Shawn Mendes

The Simpson Quotes By Lee Ryan: When I was 6, I saw a commercial

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in, and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter. — Lee Ryan

The Simpson Quotes By Jay Asher: There are also the people too bizarre to

There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper. — Jay Asher

The Simpson Quotes By Erskine Bowles: Romney said that his tax reform proposal is

Romney said that his tax reform proposal is 'very similar to the Simpson-Bowles plan.' How I wish it were. — Erskine Bowles

The Simpson Quotes By Helen Thomas: Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose. — Helen Thomas