The Simpson Quotes: top 37 famous quotes about The Simpson

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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. — Dan Castellaneta

She was battered incessantly, regularly, all the time. I'm not saying 24 hours a day, but the incidents of battering were extraordinarily high. — Susan Forward

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet! — Jessica Simpson

All of journalism is a shrinking art. So much of it is hype. The O.J. Simpson story is a landmark in the decline of journalism. — Dick Schaap

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat. — Dave Attell

Hopefully, America will really get a sense of how justice can be served in this country. And hopefully, they'll forget the Simpson trial. — Andrew Cohen

The O.J. Simpson case, they had no understanding of that DNA evidence, and didn't want to. — Joseph Wambaugh

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers. — George Carlin

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Certainly the O.J. Simpson case was a turning point in my career. — Dan Abrams

Now, I don't give a barmaid's tits about the truth. — Ian Simpson

I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty. — Connie Willis

Sex is the theory; porn is the practice. — Mark Simpson

I take no pride in having been the first public personality to come out publicly against Simpson. It just happened that way. — Vincent Bugliosi

After the Simpson trial, after all the bad things Cochran was claiming, I became the most investigated officer in the history of the LAPD. — Mark Fuhrman

Today, lawyers are attacking more; they're attacking everything. A good example is the O.J. Simpson case. — Joseph Wambaugh

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public. — Stephenie Meyer

of a vacant house on Simpson Street, waiting for a FedEx van. The curtains of the house were — J. Royal Horton

I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I'm an Alan Simpson Republican. — Alan K. Simpson

Professionalism in law has brought us the O.J. Simpson case in lieu of justice. — Bill James

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan

Let's not kid ourselves. You pick up 'The Washington Post' and find O.J. Simpson on the front page; 'serious journalists' covered Anna Nicole Smith. — Greta Van Susteren

It was on this trip that Faye acquired a new suitor by the name of Homer Simpson. — Nathanael West

There are two people that probably influenced me more than anybody out of all the artists out here: that's Nick Ashford and Valerie Simpson. — Frankie Knuckles

My first day as an intern in the books department at 'Cosmopolitan' also happened to be the day the O.J. Simpson verdict was announced. — John Searles

I'm for Simpson-Bowles. It doesn't raise taxes, it closes loopholes and takes the money we would give to a few people and put it on the debt — Lindsey Graham

More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts. — Robert X. Cringely

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson — R.J. Palacio

A burst of Beethoven that would have made the composer glad he was deaf erupted from her i-Phone. — Ian Simpson

Being 15, I feel like people want me to go down the Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson sort of genre. — Shawn Mendes

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in, and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter. — Lee Ryan

There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper. — Jay Asher

Romney said that his tax reform proposal is 'very similar to the Simpson-Bowles plan.' How I wish it were. — Erskine Bowles

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose. — Helen Thomas