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I adore pigs, and I love eating them and cooking them, and I love using the whole animal. — April Bloomfield

When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy. — James Altucher

You're gonna have to keep on saying that - I am the proletariat, I am the people. I am not the pig. You've got to make a distinction. — Fred Hampton

Physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky, so they'll never know when one of their pals is flying. — James Patterson

When we think of coconuts or pigs, there are no coconuts or pigs in the brain. — Gregory Bateson

A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a stick. — Henry Adams

The Prodigal Son didn't repent of his sin because he got tired of living like and with the pigs. He repented because God gave him eyes to see. — Rosaria Champagne Butterfield

I seen a pig so big it'd block out the sun. — Ira Glass

Mourning Doves have the same misfortune that pigs have, the misfortune of being delicious. — Alan W. Powers

He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs. — Stieg Larsson

According to an OGPU report, so many livestock had been slaughtered in the Central Black Earth Region that peasants were feeding pigs with meat. — Lynne Viola

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics. — Ambrose Bierce

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat. — Confucius

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard. — George Sutherland

With respect to those meanings of 'human' that are relevant to the morality of abortion, any fetus is less human than an adult pig, — Richard Dawkins

The pigs are confiscated until these two idiots work out heir marital problems. Gowan, Once Upon a Tower by Eloisa James — Eloisa James

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now. — Bill Cosby

The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron. — Samuel

Strangely, when I was a kid, my first acting job, at 5 years old, was a performance of 'The Three Little Pigs.' They cast me as the Big Bad Wolf. — William Zabka

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight? — Fats Waller

The members of Hyperion's crew were now pigs, for a very simple reason: they all had a stake in Clark's Internet businesses. — Michael Lewis

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. — Judy Sheindlin

If you live your life with passion, every second will become an adventure. — Marie Guillaume

There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray. — Edward Lear

(The pig) hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure - and for such a tomb might be content to die. — Charles Lamb

Rest assured," said Hercule Poirot. "I am the best! — Agatha Christie

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one. — Michael Rosenbaum

One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles. — Igor Stravinsky

Strangely, it is the pig himself becomes
The god inside the car — Roy Fuller

Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers? — Al Swearengen

All the inane, meaningless noises people make that pass for intelligent conversation. They might as well be pigs grunting in the pen. (92) — Norma Fox Mazer

Either way,though, we must remember that this is a dangerous sport.
Right, Colin thought. We have guns and the pigs have snouts. Dangerous, indeed. — John Green

When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene. — John Paul Stevens

What men call social virtues, good fellowship, is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a litter, which lie close together to keep each other warm. — Henry David Thoreau

The poor teachers! Trained in the traditional sciences, they were totally lost when trying to teach us about pigs or paddy fields. — Ji-li Jiang

But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man. — Aeschylus

Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It's like a conspiracy. — Jim Henson

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker. — Christian Finnegan

There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the perfect delight of Messina. — Edward Lear

why did you turn my friends into pigs i don't know maybe the real question is why are your friends so turn-into-pigsable — Mallory Ortberg

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel. — Joan Rivers

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn. — Mojo Nixon

The Puerto Ricans who come to our cities today have no place to roast pigs outdoors... — Jane Jacobs

It's a beast of a country," said the Voice. "And pigs for people. — H.G.Wells

Ah, but my dear sir, the why must never be obvious. That is the whole point. — Agatha Christie

The vile are trampled beneath the feet of other pigs. — Bryant McGill

There isn't a more important issue in the world than global warming. Even the Cold War and the Bay of Pigs crisis were a notional threat. — Simon Beaufoy

The nurse snorted, and said. "All men are pigs."
"Not all men." Jango said. "Some of the men are zombies. — Cedric Nye

She gave me her bedroom eyes. I know because we were in the kitchen at the time. I hope we're having pigs in a blanket. Yum! — Jarod Kintz

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works. — Dov Davidoff

Pigs after pigs, walking in group going on the way for the barracks, to be the first meal of the wolfs.
(Salem's Lot) — Deyth Banger

You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day. — Don Meyer

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment. — Fred Shero

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy. — Ambrose Bierce

Here's some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself to seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament. — Jim Henson

In The Land of the Pig, The Butcher Is King — Meat Loaf

The two words expressed volumes. — Agatha Christie

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. — George Bernard Shaw

Quite simply, it is true that I can be a pig! It is not a lie to say that. Sometimes, I feel that I am in the right even when I am wrong — Thierry Henry

In America, Fredericka, they don't really have trains for people. The trains here are used mainly to transport pigs, television sets, and fruit. — Mark Helprin

I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear. — Gianfranco Zola

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham. — Flannery O'Connor

Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig. — Albert Einstein

Peaches grow wild, and pigs can live in clover;
A barrel of salted herrings lasts a year;
The spring begins before the winter's over. — Elinor Wylie

That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with. — Joel Salatin

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. — Cale Yarborough

You can't get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek. One — Gordon L. Rottman

Negative people are great motivators because they make you determined to prove them wrong. — Marie Guillaume

The Alpha was backing me up? Instead of Marc? Were the roads of hell slick with ice? Had pigs taken to the skies? — Rachel Vincent

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. — Jim Carrey

The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed. — Arthur Schopenhauer

A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul. — Lois Greiman

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig. — Albert Einstein

The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs. — Erich Leinsdorf

One thing I've noticed about the Germans: They seem very fond of pigs. — Markus Zusak

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous — Rick Riordan

The work of teaching and organizing the others fell naturally upon the pigs, who were generally recognized as being the cleverest of the animals. — George Orwell

Lazy in everything," said Ross, "but the search for excuses. Like two old pigs in their sty and as slow to move from their own patch of filth." Prudie — Winston Graham

Give all your pearls, and the swine will make a pearl necklace, then run off. Don't show all your glory. — Anthony Liccione

It is the courage, the insistence, the ruthless force of youth. — Agatha Christie

Despite my exhaustion I have a devil of a time getting to sleep because of the rats above my bed and a pig who lives beneath my room ... — Claude Monet

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting. — Judy Gold

You see?" Thane waved at the photo. "Everything about her is nonsensical. A dragon who lies with a wolf? I suppose pigs fly and the moon is blue, too. — Erin Kellison

Pig power in America was infuriating, but pig power in the communist framework was awesome and unaccountable. — Eldridge Cleaver

Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart. — John Updike

What the fuck is legal in this universe? Stars eat each other, wolves eat the pigs, and Grandma fucks over Little Red Riding Hood. — Rawi Hage

The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect. — E.B. White

Never wrestle with pigs for the pigs remain clueless and you end up muddy. — Orrin Woodward

Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig. — Aaron Sorkin

Don't waste your precious time on people who do not appreciate your value. Learn to use your perfume on the pigs when they also learn to bath. — Israelmore Ayivor

Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks. — David Letterman

I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse. — Walter Annenberg

If I could repeat my childhood, I would repeat it exactly as it was, with the poverty, the cold, little food, with the flies and pigs, all that. — Jose Saramago

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it. — Robert Ley

I'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G.
You literally live like a guinea pig — Roc Marciano

The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten. — Bob Dylan

Female Chauvinist Pigs don't bother to question the criteria on which women are judged, they are too busy judging other women themselves — Ariel Levy

They had a smokehouse next to the pigpen - kind of morbid for the pigs. The — Bobby Adair

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. — John Green