The Pig Quotes
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The Pig Quotes & Sayings
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What happens a lot in film, though not so much in the theatre, is that you get stroked and sort of massaged, like a little guinea pig.
— Cate Blanchett
Of all the Christbitten places in the two hemispheres, (Los Angeles) is the last curly kink in the pig's tail.
— Stephen Vincent Benet
You're gonna have to keep on saying that - I am the proletariat, I am the people. I am not the pig. You've got to make a distinction.
— Fred Hampton
I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments.
— Robert Webb
A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a stick.
— Henry Adams
I seen a pig so big it'd block out the sun.
— Ira Glass
To the heavens on the wings of a pig.
— John Steinbeck
The pig had been killed because spirits, like people, cannot resist the smell of cooking pig.
— Peter Matthiessen
The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood.
— Jennifer Lee
Touch me and I'll gut you like the pig you are.
— Koushun Takami
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
— George Sutherland
With respect to those meanings of 'human' that are relevant to the morality of abortion, any fetus is less human than an adult pig,
— Richard Dawkins
He's weak, afraid and dumber than your dog.
Besides, you gonna bet the farm on a pig?
The Alien Club — Trel Sidoruk
Besides, you gonna bet the farm on a pig?
The Alien Club — Trel Sidoruk
The heater doesn't work. The engine sounds sort of like a pig. And don't open the glove compartment because it disturbs the mice.
— Juliet Rosetti
My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.
— Bill Cosby
The pig was so earnest. So sincere. So very "there." The pig brought gravity and mythic import to this well-worn fairy tale.
— Robert Fulghum
Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a known fact that we men are the missing link between the pirate and the pig.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don't even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I'm being upstaged by a dead pig.
— Suzanne Collins
The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron.
— Samuel
He's a pig," whispers May, her frail body wavering in the firelight. "An ugly pink pig. And I think the pig needs to be butchered.
— Mav Skye
Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?
— Fats Waller
Women exist to put right all the wrongs men do and to keep them from making a complete pig's ear of the world.
— Jayne Fresina
I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
— Gordon Ramsay
Don't try to make them happy, you'll only get in trouble. Don't try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it irritates the pig.
— Anthony De Mello
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.
— George Bernard Shaw
Man is nothing but a coagulation of mud and shit ... equipped with instincts lower than those of the pig or crab-louse
— Flaubert
(The pig) hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure - and for such a tomb might be content to die.
— Charles Lamb
Ix-nay!" I hissed at him. "Ix-nay!" I didn't know why I resorted to Pig Latin right then. It just seemed like the thing to do.
— T.J. Klune
One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles.
— Igor Stravinsky
I'm Pate," the other said, "like the pig boy.
— George R R Martin
You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day.
— Don Meyer
Pig power in America was infuriating, but pig power in the communist framework was awesome and unaccountable.
— Eldridge Cleaver
I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me.
— Sienna Miller
Do you ever feel like we are the universe's date to a pig party?
Love,
The Human Race — Christy Leigh Stewart
Love,
The Human Race — Christy Leigh Stewart
Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks.
— David Letterman
Or perhaps even the world, noses were pushed up against the glass so they looked like a tribe of pig-children.
— David Walliams
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
— Ingrid Newkirk
To the stars, on the wings of a pig.
— John Steinbeck
She had once been the belle of her circle of small tradesmen and salesmen, but now her little pig eyes with their swollen lids could scarcely open.
— Boris Pasternak
Chapter 1:
I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay. — Nicki Elson
I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay. — Nicki Elson
Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in!
— William Golding
I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear.
— Gianfranco Zola
To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.
— Abbie Hoffman
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
— George Bernard Shaw
I went to junkyards, abandoned car lots. I asked supermarkets for the big jugs they put pig guts in, to make cabinets for my bass speakers.
— Grandmaster Flash
In The Land of the Pig, The Butcher Is King
— Meat Loaf
Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It's like a conspiracy.
— Jim Henson
If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.
— Christian Finnegan
I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed.
— Michael Caine
All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal
— Winston Churchill
One little girl broke up the whole kourtroom when she asked out loud, "Is that the fascist pig, Mommy?" pointing up at the judge.
— Assata Shakur
He went beddy-bye," Wheeler said, rubbing the scruff on his chin. "Little pig, little pig, let us in.
— Dannika Dark
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
— Joan Rivers
It almost made me long for the flying pig.
Percy — Rick Riordan
Percy — Rick Riordan
Every day he stood in front of the Bank of America. You're trapped in the belly of a big pink pig, he said. We ignored him. We had work to do.
— Brian Andreas
A dog looks up to you, a cat looks down on you, but a pig looks you straight in the eye.
— Robert Harris
Ad astra per alia porci (to the stars on the wings of a pig)
— John Steinbeck
Jesus was not white, hey, he was a black man. Like our pig man, Mzwaki. All the Bible people were dark people.
— Jonah Becker
Oh ... and Bacon Surprise.'
REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?
'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig. — Terry Pratchett
REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?
'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig. — Terry Pratchett
The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten.
— Bob Dylan
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Do you remember, during the war, when Porky worked in a defense plant? He and Bugs Bunny. That was a good one too.
— Thomas Pynchon
Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig.
— Albert Einstein
The 'classic' pig is inspired by northern Italy. It is made up of meat and fat, rosemary and garlic, salt and lots of black pepper.
— Bill Buford
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock.
— Craig Stone
You can be a flower in somebody's garden or a pig or the sunshine or a crow or a nightingale! Be something nice in someone else's garden.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed.
— Arthur Schopenhauer
Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.
— Flannery O'Connor
The only thing about a man that is a man ... is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse.
— Archibald MacLeish
Given a choice between discussing the symbolism of a pig head on a stick and discussing my feelings, I'll take the pig head every time.
— Michael Thomas Ford
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
— Ambrose Bierce
Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute.
— Robert Jordan
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
— Winston S. Churchill
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.
— Will Rogers
The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect.
— E.B. White
Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig.
— Aaron Sorkin
Despite my exhaustion I have a devil of a time getting to sleep because of the rats above my bed and a pig who lives beneath my room ...
— Claude Monet
When we slid the body into the grave, we both were shaken to the core. The loss we felt was not the loss of ham but the loss of pig.
— E.B. White
You're disgusting when you eat," Chuck said, sitting on the bench next to him. "It's like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk.
— James Dashner
Me black and beautiful' was the first thing she taught me. Then she pointed to the policeman with the gun outside and taught me: 'He pig.
— V.S. Naipaul
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry.
— Joel Salatin
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
You can't fatten the pig on market day.
— John Howard
In a democracy, people always vote for their alike! Pig for the pig, raven for the raven! Dull for the dull, wise for the wise!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan