The Office Quotes
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The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.
— Bill Maher
From the outside, the CIA seems pretty exotic, but from the inside, it's a big, bureaucratic place. Think 'post office with spies.'
— Barry Eisler
I got off the abutment and walked towards my office.
— Abraham Zapruder
The day I feel like I'm at an office job is the day I'll quit performing in front of a camera.
— Sasha Grey
I dread the day I leave [Doctor Who], because then I'll have to go back to writing bedrooms and offices and pubs. And maybe a field, if I'm lucky.
— Russell T. Davies
I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there.
— Maureen Reagan
The largest business in American handled by a woman is the Money Order Department of the Pittsburgh Post-office; Mary Steel has it in charge.
— Lydia Hoyt Farmer
Mostly I've been in the office, trying to inflict a paper cut on myself serious enough to require medical leave.
— Abigail Roux
The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It's hard to get me out of the office.
— Cass Sunstein
I personally keep slave documents listing the value of slaves framed on my wall in California, and in my office in Chicago.
— Sue Monk Kidd
Some seek the comfort of their therapist's office, other head to the corner pub and dive into a pint, but I chose running as my therapy.
— Dean Karnazes
Any number of roads can lead to the corner office, and some of them have nothing to do with leadership.
— R. Albert Mohler Jr.
Achieve order within yourself ... an inward tranquility which knows no disturbance at any moment ... in the daily life of the home and the office.
— Jiddu Krishnamurti
I've never had a career of that kind of box office power. I've always learned the hard way.
— Holly Hunter
When a politician is in opposition he is an expert on the means to some end; and when he is in office he is an expert on the obstacles to it.
— G.K. Chesterton
In a country where offices are created solely for the benefit of the people no one man has any more intrinsic right to official station than another.
— Andrew Jackson
There is no office now closed to a Jew, including the presidency.
— Jacob K. Javits
You can imagine the sign outside Tory central office. Shop closed - out to lunch.
— Michael Heseltine
The office of the president is the most powerful in the world. It is also, at times, the most powerless.
— Mark McKinnon
It is wrong to ask who will rule. The ability to vote a bad government out of office is enough. That is democracy.
— Karl Popper
It is easier to appear worthy of a position one does not hold, than of the office which one fills.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
I took an oath of office to the Constitution, I didn't take an oath of office to my party or my president.
— Chuck Hagel
I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.
— Ricky Gervais
Because in the end, you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.
— Jack Kerouac
Music is my life. The only other thing I've done is office work in different places. But no real professional career other than singing.
— Gloria Gaynor
The president cannot escape from his office.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
No office in the land is more important than that of being a citizen.
— Felix Frankfurter
One saintly priest attracts more souls to Christ ... than do those who lack the imprint of their sacred office
— Dietrich Von Hildebrand
Maxwell waved Kim and I into his office, and we remained at attention while he was on the phone.
— Jason Kristopher
I would sincerely regret, and which never shall happen whilst I am in office, a military guard around the President.
— Andrew Jackson
A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.
— Paul Dickson
The school-room sends men to the Legislature, to the bench, and the executive office. The bar-room sends them to the scaffold and hell.
— Thomas Jordan Jarvis
In Quebec, we're less inhibited artistically, culturally, politically. We're less focused on box office and comparing our films to the American films.
— Philippe Falardeau
So he taped a sign on the bathroom door that said OFFICE OF MR. THOMAS WADE. My mom put a sign next to it that said I'D RATHER BE FISHING.
— Katherine Applegate
A few years ago in Chicago, I rented an office, and I went there every day. For the most part I do work at home in an ugly room.
— Jeffrey Eugenides
To get the best coaching outcomes, always have your 1-on-1's on your employee's turf not yours. In your office the truth hides.
— Marcus Buckingham
No one since the Garden of Eden - which the serpent forsook in order to run for higher office - has imputed to politicians great purity of motive.
— William F. Buckley Jr.
While I was doing 'The Newsroom,' I always had the news on on different networks on different TVs around my house and around my office.
— Aaron Sorkin
At 15 years of age, I left school to practice the profession of Office Boy in a business firm in Salem, Oregon.
— Herbert Hoover
The difficulty is no longer to find candidates for the offices, but offices for the candidates.
— Thomas Jefferson
Your environment (your home, your office, the magazines you read etc.) dramatically affects your levels of achievement
— Robin Sharma
I get very nervous about not being around the office.
— Arash Ferdowsi
The work in S, M, L, XL was almost suicidal. It required so much effort that our office almost went bankrupt.
— Rem Koolhaas
His exhaustion is that of the gladiator after the combat; his labor was the whitewashing of a corner of the wall in his office.
— Kafka, Franz
It is statesmanlike for the administration and Congress to look to our nation's welfare beyond their terms in office.
— Nick Clooney
You don't run a business from your office, you run a business looking at the faces of your customers to be sure they're happy.
— Abdulazeez Henry Musa
The office of the lawyer ... is too delicate, personal and confident to be occupied by a corporation.
— Robert H. Jackson
I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.
— Johnny Carson
I'm not an employee who goes to the office every morning at the same time. Then, vacations are needed.
— Karl Lagerfeld
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
— Rita Rudner
I was very proud, on just my second day in office, to appoint a gender-balanced cabinet - one of only three in the developed world.
— Nicola Sturgeon
Now I have to have the biggest P.O. box in the entire post office to get all the manuscripts coming in.
— Susie Bright
Ireland starts for me with the end of 'The Dead,' which my father read to me from his desk in his basement office in New Albany, Ind.
— John Jeremiah Sullivan
When an office begins to look like a family tree, you'll find worms tucked away snug and cheerful in most of the apples.
— George Horace Lorimer
Although 'Mockingjay 2' grew $650 million at the worldwide box office, its domestic performance fell short of our expectations.
— Jon Feltheimer
Determine when you are most productive when working away from the office, and maximize those periods.
— Chuck Martin
wafting through the open door of a brightly lit office down the musty, darkened corridor of the backstage.
— Christopher Rice
Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can't see either.
— Kin Hubbard
Thy money, thy office, thy reputation are nothing; put away these phantom clothings, and stand like an athlete stripped for the battle.
— John Lancaster Spalding
I have yet to hear of anyone who, on his deathbed, wished he'd spent more time at the office.
— Joseph Stowell
It is my desire, in the office of a Christian minister, to do nothing which I cannot do with my whole heart. Having said this, I have said all.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Few things are as immutable as the addiction of political groups to the ideas by whichthey have once won office.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
The number of people, the labor force, has shrunk by nine million human beings since Obama took office.
— Rush Limbaugh
At Newfoundland, it is said, that dried cod performs the office of money
— Jean-Baptiste Say
How many on their deathbeds wished they'd spent more time at the office - or watching TV? The answer is, No one.
— Stephen Covey
You win the Oscar, you get to go into just about anybody's office for a month. I had a lot of meetings.
— Chris Wedge
When I came into office, I could have kicked the can down the road for a little while, or I could do the right thing.
— Luis Fortuno
For my part, I could easily do without the post-office. I think that there are very few important communications made through it.
— Henry David Thoreau
Making more sense out of my data, my needs, my tasks - to me, that's the future of Office.
— Satya Nadella
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.
— Jim Harrison
I liked to go to court. I became a lawyer because of the allure of the courtroom, not necessarily to be chained to an office desk.
— John E. Jones III
When I had a fellowship at the Smithsonian, I asked for a couch in the office because I liked to lie down and take a break.
— Gloria Steinem
The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither be fired nor impeached.
— William Safire
With 'The Office' and 'Extras' I've always snuck in a little bit of heart and pathos - and drama, which is fun.
— Ricky Gervais
During the late '50s, I had worked on the script of Ben-Hur in an office next to that of the producer Sam Zimbalist.
— Gore Vidal
It's healthy for government to be a kind of moral catalyst, using the bully pulpit of high office.
— William Weld
I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.
— Joelle Carter