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Everyone does things for love. — Sandra Bullock

People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. — Mitch Hedberg

Mordred and Agravaine thought Arthur hypocritical - as all decent men must be, if you assume that decency can't exist. — T.H. White

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

The outfield is solid, so is the catching and the infield. — Barry Zito

It's a lovely experience walking around a museum by yourself. — Brad Pitt

And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore. — Donna Tartt

The day you die is just like any other, only shorter. — Samuel Beckett

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau

By Thursday morning, we'd gotten over the worst of it. — William Scranton

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. — Robert DeCoteau

Live in such a way that people who know you but don't know Christ will want to know Christ because of you. — H. David Burton

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. — Gustave Eiffel

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. — Eugene Ormandy

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard

The future does not belong to men ... — Charles De Gaulle

In the history of mankind, the fine art of killing one another in a civilized and uniformed manner has been elusive. — Richard Marsden

I view myself as a fiction writer who just happens to write nonfiction. I think I look at the world through a fiction-writer's eyes. — Tom Bissell

The old echoes are long in dying. — Charles Henry Parkhurst

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

Recruiting is hard. It's just finding the needles in the haystack. You can't know enough in a one-hour interview. — Steve Jobs

There is nothing the wise man does reluctantly. He escapes necessity because he wills what necessity is going to force on him. — Seneca.

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. — Matt LeBlanc

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan