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The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Sandra Bullock: Everyone does things for love.

Everyone does things for love. — Sandra Bullock

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: People ask me for my autograph after a

People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. — Mitch Hedberg

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By T.H. White: Mordred and Agravaine thought Arthur hypocritical - as

Mordred and Agravaine thought Arthur hypocritical - as all decent men must be, if you assume that decency can't exist. — T.H. White

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Mac Miller: I don't really leave my house too much,

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Barry Zito: The outfield is solid, so is the catching

The outfield is solid, so is the catching and the infield. — Barry Zito

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Brad Pitt: It's a lovely experience walking around a museum

It's a lovely experience walking around a museum by yourself. — Brad Pitt

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Donna Tartt: And as we leave Donne and Walton on

And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore. — Donna Tartt

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Samuel Beckett: The day you die is just like any

The day you die is just like any other, only shorter. — Samuel Beckett

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By John Duover: We were not actually famous, I have to

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: I did not know that we had ever

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By William Scranton: By Thursday morning, we'd gotten over the worst

By Thursday morning, we'd gotten over the worst of it. — William Scranton

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Robert DeCoteau: Famous people steal my quotes all of the

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. — Robert DeCoteau

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By H. David Burton: Live in such a way that people who

Live in such a way that people who know you but don't know Christ will want to know Christ because of you. — H. David Burton

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Gustave Eiffel: I ought to be jealous of the tower.

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. — Gustave Eiffel

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. — Eugene Ormandy

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Chloe Grace Moretz: I follow the most random people on Twitter.

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Bauvard: To die famous is the goal of the

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Charles De Gaulle: The future does not belong to men ...

The future does not belong to men ... — Charles De Gaulle

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Richard Marsden: In the history of mankind, the fine art

In the history of mankind, the fine art of killing one another in a civilized and uniformed manner has been elusive. — Richard Marsden

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Tom Bissell: I view myself as a fiction writer who

I view myself as a fiction writer who just happens to write nonfiction. I think I look at the world through a fiction-writer's eyes. — Tom Bissell

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Charles Henry Parkhurst: The old echoes are long in dying.

The old echoes are long in dying. — Charles Henry Parkhurst

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Ashish Chauhan: When asked "If you could meet any famous

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Steve Jobs: Recruiting is hard. It's just finding the needles

Recruiting is hard. It's just finding the needles in the haystack. You can't know enough in a one-hour interview. — Steve Jobs

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Seneca.: There is nothing the wise man does reluctantly.

There is nothing the wise man does reluctantly. He escapes necessity because he wills what necessity is going to force on him. — Seneca.

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Don Byas: You call it madness, but I call it

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Matt LeBlanc: It's funny - nowadays people that are famous

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. — Matt LeBlanc

The Most Famous Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan