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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
The thing I hate most about skeletons is you can never tell when they're smiling.
— Stephen Blackmoore
Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh.
— Stefanie Schneider
It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
— Abel Ferrara
I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
— Leslie Fiedler
If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!
— The Covert Comic
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel.
— Sharon Osbourne
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.
— Malin Akerman
The funny thing is,' Calvin said, 'I thought I'd been breathing underwater this whole time, but I guess I've been drowning.
— Shaun David Hutchinson
The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish.
— Robyn Schneider
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
— Billy Corgan
The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.
— A.E. Poynor
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
— Bill Shankly
The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
— Dave Willis
The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.
— Kristen Callihan
Straight, huh? You know, funny thing is, often the straightest of trees have crooked roots.
— Ella Frank
Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real thing.
— A.O. Scott
It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie.
— Jewel E. Ann
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond.
— Khloe Kardashian
I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.
— William Shakespeare
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
— Steve Martin
The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person.
— Liev Schreiber
One thing the blues ain't, is funny.
— Stephen Stills
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
— William Arthur Ward
The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more.
— Deepak Menon
That's the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin," he said with a wink. "Once you're there, the only thing you can really do is leave again.
— Brandon Sanderson
Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back.
— Scylar Tyberius
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you.
— Mike Birbiglia
The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller.
— Curt Flood
The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
— Daniel Baldwin
Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison.
— Karen Marie Moning
The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!
— Heather Graham
The funny thing about the mind is that if you ask a question and then listen quietly, the answer usually appears.
— Yongey Mingyur
That's the funny thing about cinema, it is an intellectual medium, but it's also sort of anti-intellectual.
— Brit Marling
The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors.
— Dar Williams
It's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. All other people. Everybody.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
— Sam Shepard
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
— Maureen Johnson
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
— Macaulay Culkin
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.
— Brandon Sanderson
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
— Francesca Annis
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
— Ozzy Osbourne
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
— James Patterson
The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.
— Lincoln Child
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that ever happened to me!
— L.M. Montgomery
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
— Arthur Miller
Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show.
— Courtney Summers
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.
— Tom Scharpling
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
— Jo Brand
The funny thing about destiny is that you can't predict it, and you can't prevent it.- Leslie — Kathy Love
This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.
— Steven Tyler
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
— Clarence Darrow
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'
— Richard Branson
