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Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing. — Trevor Noah

I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. — Eden Ahbez

The thing I hate most about skeletons is you can never tell when they're smiling. — Stephen Blackmoore

Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh. — Stefanie Schneider

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. — Abel Ferrara

The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work. — Ben Fountain

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. — Leslie Fiedler

The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting. — Eoin Colfer

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me! — The Covert Comic

But the funny thing about love is that you don't choose it, it chooses you. — Melody Anne

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it. — Kevin Sorbo

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I have no idea what that is. — Luis Polonia

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

The funny thing is,' Calvin said, 'I thought I'd been breathing underwater this whole time, but I guess I've been drowning. — Shaun David Hutchinson

The funny thing for me is, I have never lived in a network world. — Matt Nix

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish. — Robyn Schneider

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. — Billy Corgan

The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer. — A.E. Poynor

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

A sense of humor is an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. — Ed Sheeran

The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV. — Dave Willis

The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. — Kristen Callihan

Straight, huh? You know, funny thing is, often the straightest of trees have crooked roots. — Ella Frank

Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don't have anything worth giving. — Lev Grossman

Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real thing. — A.O. Scott

It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie. — Jewel E. Ann

The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond. — Khloe Kardashian

I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. — William Shakespeare

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. — Steve Martin

The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person. — Liev Schreiber

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. — Julie Brown

One thing the blues ain't, is funny. — Stephen Stills

If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it ... Just be real and it will be funnier — Gene Wilder

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. — William Arthur Ward

The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more. — Deepak Menon

That's the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin," he said with a wink. "Once you're there, the only thing you can really do is leave again. — Brandon Sanderson

Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back. — Scylar Tyberius

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you. — Mike Birbiglia

The funny thing about life is, there's nothing better to do than live it. — D.E. Navarro

The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller. — Curt Flood

I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match. — Josh Holloway

The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny. — Daniel Baldwin

Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison. — Karen Marie Moning

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake. — Mel Smith

The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them! — Heather Graham

The funny thing about the mind is that if you ask a question and then listen quietly, the answer usually appears. — Yongey Mingyur

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. — Steve Coogan

Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. — Zayn Malik

That's the funny thing about cinema, it is an intellectual medium, but it's also sort of anti-intellectual. — Brit Marling

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut

The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors. — Dar Williams

It's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. All other people. Everybody. — Chuck Palahniuk

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart

The funny thing about memory is that it can't be fully trusted, and yet, in the end, it's the only truth we have. — Mindscape

The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are. — Jon Kabat-Zinn

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ourselves. — Robert M. Drake

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. — Terry Jones

The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness. — Sam Shepard

Fear is a funny thing. In the right light, even tiny and insignificant fears can suddenly grow, swelling up to monstrous proportions. — Jim Butcher

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. — Maureen Johnson

The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place. — Macaulay Culkin

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. — Gilbert Gottfried

You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever. — Brandon Sanderson

The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means. — Cassandra Clare

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. — Francesca Annis

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto. — Ozzy Osbourne

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. — James Patterson

The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. — Lincoln Child

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro

The funny thing about prayers is you can absolutely make up your own if you want to. — Art Hochberg

Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that ever happened to me! — L.M. Montgomery

The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that. — Arthur Miller

It's a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what's changed, is you. — Eric Roth

Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show. — Courtney Summers

Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. — Jon Foreman

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

The great thing about Eminem is, he's just hysterical. You forget, people like Eminem because he is riotously funny. And he's a great actor. — Judd Apatow

Sometimes the smartest thing to do is to feign ignorance. — Zack W. Van

The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not. — Tom Scharpling

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand

There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!' — Lena Dunham

The funny thing about destiny is that you can't predict it, and you can't prevent it.
- Leslie — Kathy Love

This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us. — Steven Tyler

Funny thing about life is that it never turns out the way you want it to. — S.L. Jennings

It's funny, I can see the science in how music is made with other artists, but it's hard for me to dissect my own thing. — Questlove

Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. — Clarence Darrow

People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street. — Uzo Aduba

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.' — Richard Branson

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. — Jaime King

When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first. — Mark Schiff

The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you. — Robert M. Pirsig