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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
— Orson Scott Card
It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.
— Stephen King
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual.
— Beverly Sills
So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's funny" face, Kami observed. Not to be confused with other "smug idiot" variants.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
— Kayti McGee
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.
— Betty White
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.
— Chris Elliott
In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book.
— Alice Greczyn
The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall.
— Katherine Dunn
I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.
— William Shakespeare
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face.
— Rutina Wesley
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
— Bill Bailey
Supplementing the far, remote Glory-of-God expression in his face, the glory-of-doughnuts shone suddenly very warmly.
— Eleanor Hallowell Abbott
A fart in the face is love.
— James Kidd
A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler
— Margaret Mitchell
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
— Henny Youngman
A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.
— Matthew Moy
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
![The Funny Face Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/the-funny-face-quotes-by-groucho-marx-353774.jpg "The Funny Face Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.")
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
And then I met a woman,now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.
— Mitch Hedberg
Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking.
— Kathleen Bittner Roth
Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.
— TheFlamingPopsicle
