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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK? — Orson Scott Card

It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you. — Stephen King

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual. — Beverly Sills

So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's funny" face, Kami observed. Not to be confused with other "smug idiot" variants. — Sarah Rees Brennan

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

Man. I know they say it's good to take the high road. But it's also good to punch assholes in the face, too. — Ava Lore

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. — Betty White

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. — Chris Elliott

In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

& I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face — Nicki Minaj

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane — Rachel Caine

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall. — Katherine Dunn

I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. — William Shakespeare

Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face. — Rutina Wesley

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

That old funny-shaped bit of wood is still staring me in the face every day saying 'come on, you haven't started yet!' It's infinite. — Jeff Beck

Supplementing the far, remote Glory-of-God expression in his face, the glory-of-doughnuts shone suddenly very warmly. — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. — Dylan Moran

A fart in the face is love. — James Kidd

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

He's unrepentant,' McClane pronounced, 'and insulting. And possibly suicidal. Can we kick him in the face? — J. Fally

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face. — Henny Youngman

Permission to shoot the fucker in the face when it comes over the rim? — J. Fally

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold. — Matthew Moy

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. — Jessica Sorensen

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day? — Nora Roberts

You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun. — Mitch Hedberg

She paced back and forth while I rinsed and decided to face the music - or the Echo. — Lila Felix

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

Her face looked like a fruit from which all the juice had been sucked. — Brian Herbert

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." — David Frost

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. — Julie Brown

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something! — Daniel Bryan

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"! — Mitch Hedberg