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Just don't pull out your phone at all on the first date. — Jessica Szohr

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one "date" ... — Rowena Cherry

If finding an apartment is like falling in love, buying one is like proposing on your first date and agreeing not to see each other until the wedding. — David Sedaris

There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud. — Mallory Ortberg

I like a man who can come out and say he's nervous on the first date. I think that would be really cute. — Sarah Shahi

Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date."
"Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane

I don't kiss on the first date. My friends always make fun of me for that! But I will hold hands. — Lauren Conrad

I stare across the table at Jeremy, and wonder if I will make it through our first date without trying to kill him. — Alessandra Torre

By the end of the date, your intentions should be clear. — Auliq Ice

Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident. — Russell Brand

The first time I asked a girl on date, well, I actually wrote out something like a flow chart of how the conversation might go — Kawakami Hiromi

The first of Sam and Rosie's children was born on the twenty-fifth of March, a date that Sam noted. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Be a gentleman, Lucas. No tying her up on the first date. — Melanie Harlow

Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler

She had a date. With Phillip Banks. The Phillip Banks, of her many and varied fantasies. And this time, she hadn't even gotten him drunk first. — Anonymous

America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women. — Dov Davidoff

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

You always kiss on the first date?"
"Not usually until after the duct-tape. — Leslea Tash

Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you. — Auliq Ice

Emily told us. "I would never go on a first date somewhere in my town because I know all the waiters. I know all the bartenders. I know everybody. — Aziz Ansari

Don't talk. Kill it.
That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey

My first-ever date on my first tour, the sound completely cut out. So I had to go on and just shout loudly to the audience. — Rebecca Ferguson

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! — Rodney Dangerfield

I still have the dress I wore on the first date with my husband, which was more than 66 years ago. I still have it, and it still fits. — Iris Apfel

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Olin Miller

The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. — Halle Berry

I clear my throat. You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And ... I want to be the guy who takes you on your first date. — Becca Ann

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. — James Norton

We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

My perfect first date? Maybe a concert or a football game. That would be my ideal first date, but would the girl like it? I don't know. — Chace Crawford

I always say horror films are great date movies. In the first twenty minutes, you're going to end up in each other's arms. — Ashley Bell

If you date a musician, you're never, ever really gonna be first either. You're gonna be right behind the music and maybe right close. — Gary Allan

Watching a movie for the first time is a flirt. Rewatching it, is a date. — Guillermo Del Toro

Justine ......have you ever had sex on the first date?'
'Yes' she said instantly,'No but stay with me annway — Lisa Kleypas

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver

The cry of the soul is for freedom. It longs for liberty, from the date of its first conscious moments. — J.G. Holland

As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. — Garrison Keillor

Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a fossil." "A which?" "Fossil. The first horses were fossils. They date back two million years. — Mark Twain

We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date. — Michael W. Smith

Fuck it,' I hear him mutter, and the next thing I know he's taking hold of my hand. — Samantha Towle

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. — Merrill Markoe

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. — Jeff Foxworthy

Date of our first anniversary, Jamie had been in the Bastille, and I ... I had been in — Diana Gabaldon