Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a ...

There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud. (Mallory Ortberg)

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Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.