The Duck Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about The Duck

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Never duck responsibility, its like running from the rain only to fall into the river. — Farrah Gray

You just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now. — Rachel Vincent

Be like a duck . . . keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. - Unknown — Jolene Brackey

Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend. Great! Just great. Which makes me that woman. The other woman. — Belle Aurora

Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck. — Chubby Checker

The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty. — Mark Levin

We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus.*
*Not why is it anything. Just why it is. — Terry Pratchett

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. — Walter Cronkite

You shall be my pet, and my poppet, and my dearest little duck all the days of your life. — Anthony Trollope

It's all about perspective, my friend. That and the ability to duck fast when life throws excrement at you."

-Maris — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck. — Lewis Grizzard

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. — Jennifer Lee

Always behave like a duck- keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like the devil underneath. — Jacob M. Braude

Duck was a neutral party, so he brought the ultimatum to the cows. — Doreen Cronin

Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. — Judith Martin

That's the role... you know the droll... you just learn how to draw a drone. — Deyth Banger

She smiled smugly. We came to an agreement, the duck and I. — Cassandra Clare

Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season. — Ambrose Bierce

She better not die this time," I guess I said. — Frederick Busch

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks. — Jase Robertson

Was that you or the duck? — Groucho Marx

The Duchess (of Kent) was a duck who had hatched a swan. — Cecil Woodham-Smith

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. — Roddy Piper

They said her duck recipe and the Chinese music were so dramatic everything else sounded anemic. — Frank McCourt

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Debbie insisted on following the rhythm of the waves. Typical duck-squeezer sex: slow, frustrating, in-tune with nature. — Neal Stephenson

A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck. — Tom Shales

To some people, I may seem calm. But if you could peer beneath the surface, you would see that I'm like a duck
paddling, paddling, paddling. — Scott Stossel

Feeling a little grumpy, Melvin decided he would no longer take a bath ever again. Therefore, with that in mind, he marched off into the woods. — Cindy Fisk

I barged through the palace, dripping a trail of blood behind me as I held the dead bird by the neck. — Alwyn Hamilton

Love the show 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.' Being from Louisiana and a big outdoorsman, I'm a big fan of 'Duck Dynasty' as well. — Wes Brown

She's really gone, then. The little girl with the back of her shirt sticking out like a duck tail, — Suzanne Collins

Bitch, please," Brady pursed his lips like a duck. "You know I'll be the belle of the cell block with my creamy smooth skin and my tight little ass. — Isobel Irons

you should never bet money on a boxer who crosses himself before a fight, because any fighter relying on the grace of god is a dead duck. — Peter Murphy

An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness. — Robert Breault

I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath. — Fred Shero

If you're going to do Chuck Berry, you got to, you know, go all out, and the duck walk is just kind of you know, cursory. That's like standing. — Mos Def

A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs. — Robert Benchley

I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private. — Amanda Burton

As Lea Thompson says in 'Howard the Duck', everything happens for a purpose. — Manny Rayner

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the ass. — Karl Pilkington

In retrospect I would say from Donald Duck I have learned more about life than from all the schools I ever attended. — Gottfried Helnwein

You can't understand it until you experience the simple joy of the first time your son points at a seagull and says 'Duck!' — Russell Crowe

You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your mouth. — Guy Kawasaki

Don't forget that in pushing policemen into duck ponds the follow through is everything. — P.G. Wodehouse

I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck. — Michelle Pfeiffer

You and the other Sux0rz can all go fuck a duck. — Ernest Cline

Tell me, where do I stand compared to Neil and the ankle biter over there? He's kind of hot, in a Howard the Duck kind of way — H.M. Ward

Forget the trunk. You can have the back seat ... but you have to duck. — Anthony Paull

In every trouble the little ones duck more easily. — Jean De La Fontaine

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. — Tim Vine

For years after my father left us for Belladonna, I had looked for him ... the last time someone had seen them, they were living on a duck's back. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

People think I have an interest in comics, but I'm only interested in comics from the '40s, like 'Donald Duck' comics. — Terry Zwigoff

What life compares with a duck's life? At home on land, in the air and on water. — Marty Rubin

Boys can see adventure in a dirty old duck puddle, and if the Scoutmaster is a boys' man he can see it, too. — Baden Powell De Aquino

Apparently, the pathfinder duck is a psychological archetype in certain cultures. — Michael Leunig

You can master your weather. You can make it what you want. You can have storms or sunshine. You can duck and hide or walk out in the open. — Patricia Cornwell

Perhaps the comparison is closer to the Chinese cook who leaves hardly any part of a duck unserved. — Graham Greene

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? — J.K. Rowling

He took a duck in the face at 250 knots. — William Gibson

I've been very self-indulgent and weird and I'm sorry. But I'd really like to die. — Frederick Busch

No animal likes to be pecked on the anus by a duck. — Nicholson Baker

The duck swallows the worm, the fox kills the duck, the men shoot the fox, and the devil hunts the men. — Ken Follett

Confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head. — Abraham Lincoln

The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot. — Carl Sandburg

The Egyptian duck is a dangerous animal: one snap of its beak and you are infected with Egyptology for life. — Auguste Mariette

He was probably stud duck at the Rotary Club cookouts. I could have taken him while whistling the Michigan fight song and balancing a seal on my nose. — Robert B. Parker

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. — Si Robertson

Be a duck, remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. — Michael Caine

My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. — Alan Sugar

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. — Adam Sandler

Flapping my arms I began to cluck, look at me, I'm the disco duck. — Rick Dees

To begin cooking duck at one in the morning is one of the finest acts of madness that can be undertaken by a human being who is not mad. — Manuel Vazquez Montalban

The duck swallows the worm — Ken Follett

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog !
Grrrr! — Charles Dickens

You may call an eletric eel a rubber duck but that does not make it a rubber duck and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie — Cassandra Clare

Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death. — Terry Pratchett

My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck. — Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath. — Bill Cosby

I figured I'd duck out ... before Goody Osbourne took the stand. — Megan Abbott

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be. — George C. Wallace

I have eaten several priests. They sit on the stomach like duck eggs. — John Gardner

I don't love duck nails, where the nails are really wide on top. I am not a fan of that! — Adrienne Bailon

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington

The sea darkens And a wild duck s call Is faintly white. — Matsuo Basho

A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets — Nash Buckingham

The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs. — Ernest Bramah

And I were together in the Improbable Creatures Club: us and duck-billed platypuses. Of course, I had hoped that Peter — John Green

Let's just say I understand betrayal. And having been where he is, I know the explosion to come. Trust me. 'Duck' won't quite cover it. (Sin) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck — Michael Grant

V: After having sucked all the good out of him you duck him away like a... like a banana skin. — Samuel Beckett

I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst. — Florentijn Hofman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. — Manoj Arora

Making duck calls is the hardest thing that we make, so there's skill involved, and they're all handmade. — Willie Robertson

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life — Groucho Marx

The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting. — Massad Ayoob

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right. — Mira Grant

To act choicelessly is to act in accord with the situation. If someone throws a rock, you duck. — Rami M. Shapiro

Don't tell them you're not a Marxist, darling, we saw Duck Soup together at the Rialto just last week. — Pansy Schneider-Horst

If your mother likes your drawing of a duck and hangs it on the refrigerator, that doesn't mean it's good."
"Snob," Sam said. — Michael Thomas Ford