The Duck Quotes
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The Duck Quotes & Sayings
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Never duck responsibility, its like running from the rain only to fall into the river.
— Farrah Gray
You just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now.
— Rachel Vincent
Be like a duck . . . keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. - Unknown
— Jolene Brackey
Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend. Great! Just great. Which makes me that woman. The other woman.
— Belle Aurora
Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.
— Chubby Checker
The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty.
— Mark Levin
We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus.**Not why is it anything. Just why it is. — Terry Pratchett
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck.
— Walter Cronkite
You shall be my pet, and my poppet, and my dearest little duck all the days of your life.
— Anthony Trollope
It's all about perspective, my friend. That and the ability to duck fast when life throws excrement at you."-Maris — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
— Lewis Grizzard
The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood.
— Jennifer Lee
Always behave like a duck- keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like the devil underneath.
— Jacob M. Braude
Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.
— Judith Martin
She smiled smugly. We came to an agreement, the duck and I.
— Cassandra Clare
She better not die this time," I guess I said.
— Frederick Busch
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
— Jase Robertson
Was that you or the duck?
— Groucho Marx
The Duchess (of Kent) was a duck who had hatched a swan.
— Cecil Woodham-Smith
They said her duck recipe and the Chinese music were so dramatic everything else sounded anemic.
— Frank McCourt
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
Debbie insisted on following the rhythm of the waves. Typical duck-squeezer sex: slow, frustrating, in-tune with nature.
— Neal Stephenson
A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.
— Tom Shales
To some people, I may seem calm. But if you could peer beneath the surface, you would see that I'm like a duckpaddling, paddling, paddling. — Scott Stossel
I barged through the palace, dripping a trail of blood behind me as I held the dead bird by the neck.
— Alwyn Hamilton
She's really gone, then. The little girl with the back of her shirt sticking out like a duck tail,
— Suzanne Collins
An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.
— Robert Breault
A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs.
— Robert Benchley
I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private.
— Amanda Burton
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the ass.
— Karl Pilkington
In retrospect I would say from Donald Duck I have learned more about life than from all the schools I ever attended.
— Gottfried Helnwein
You can't understand it until you experience the simple joy of the first time your son points at a seagull and says 'Duck!'
— Russell Crowe
You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your mouth.
— Guy Kawasaki
Don't forget that in pushing policemen into duck ponds the follow through is everything.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.
— Michelle Pfeiffer
You and the other Sux0rz can all go fuck a duck.
— Ernest Cline
In every trouble the little ones duck more easily.
— Jean De La Fontaine
For years after my father left us for Belladonna, I had looked for him ... the last time someone had seen them, they were living on a duck's back.
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
People think I have an interest in comics, but I'm only interested in comics from the '40s, like 'Donald Duck' comics.
— Terry Zwigoff
Boys can see adventure in a dirty old duck puddle, and if the Scoutmaster is a boys' man he can see it, too.
— Baden Powell De Aquino
You can master your weather. You can make it what you want. You can have storms or sunshine. You can duck and hide or walk out in the open.
— Patricia Cornwell
Perhaps the comparison is closer to the Chinese cook who leaves hardly any part of a duck unserved.
— Graham Greene
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
— J.K. Rowling
He took a duck in the face at 250 knots.
— William Gibson
I've been very self-indulgent and weird and I'm sorry. But I'd really like to die.
— Frederick Busch
No animal likes to be pecked on the anus by a duck.
— Nicholson Baker
The duck swallows the worm, the fox kills the duck, the men shoot the fox, and the devil hunts the men.
— Ken Follett
Confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head.
— Abraham Lincoln
The Egyptian duck is a dangerous animal: one snap of its beak and you are infected with Egyptology for life.
— Auguste Mariette
He was probably stud duck at the Rotary Club cookouts. I could have taken him while whistling the Michigan fight song and balancing a seal on my nose.
— Robert B. Parker
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.
— Alan Sugar
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
— Adam Sandler
To begin cooking duck at one in the morning is one of the finest acts of madness that can be undertaken by a human being who is not mad.
— Manuel Vazquez Montalban
The duck swallows the worm
— Ken Follett
You may call an eletric eel a rubber duck but that does not make it a rubber duck and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie
— Cassandra Clare
Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death.
— Terry Pratchett
My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.
— Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec
The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.
— Bill Cosby
I'm the lamest lame duck there could be.
— George C. Wallace
I don't love duck nails, where the nails are really wide on top. I am not a fan of that!
— Adrienne Bailon
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
— Karl Pilkington
The sea darkens And a wild duck s call Is faintly white.
— Matsuo Basho
A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets
— Nash Buckingham
The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs.
— Ernest Bramah
Let's just say I understand betrayal. And having been where he is, I know the explosion to come. Trust me. 'Duck' won't quite cover it. (Sin)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck
— Michael Grant
V: After having sucked all the good out of him you duck him away like a... like a banana skin.
— Samuel Beckett
I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst.
— Florentijn Hofman
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face.
— Manoj Arora
Making duck calls is the hardest thing that we make, so there's skill involved, and they're all handmade.
— Willie Robertson
No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.
— Mira Grant
To act choicelessly is to act in accord with the situation. If someone throws a rock, you duck.
— Rami M. Shapiro
