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Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! — Various

You can go to the doctor a million times if you're feeling down, and get nowhere, but if you go for a run it makes you feel really good. — Gail Porter

It's time to end the brain drain and move to brain gain. It's time for a great mind of Nigeria to return home. You're the mind we need, Doctor. — Deji Olukotun

'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered. — Seth MacFarlane

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! — Henny Youngman

I dread the day I leave [Doctor Who], because then I'll have to go back to writing bedrooms and offices and pubs. And maybe a field, if I'm lucky. — Russell T. Davies

Sir Doctor, we esteem very much the Hexenmeister of the Great Vellinton. — Susanna Clarke

If doctors are paid the same salary as bus drivers, community would not be crazy about making their children doctors — Nouman Ali Khan

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

The Doctor gave a modest shrug. Well, I must admit that I made heads turn wherever I go. It's a burden that I just have to live with. — Jacqueline Rayner

The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease. — Ashley Montagu

The work that leads to a doctor's degree is a constant temptation to sacrifice one's growth as a man to one's growth as a specialist. — William James

The doctor lifted the bottle. "Thank you," said Felix. "I never drink spirits."
"You will," said the doctor. — Djuna Barnes

America enjoys the best health care in the world, but the best is no good if folks can't afford it, access it and doctor's can't provide it. — Bill Frist

God and the Doctor we alike adore But only when in danger, not before John Owen — Hugh Laurie

for it is precisely the humanity, affability, and brotherly compassion of a doctor which prove the most efficacious remedies for his patients. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV! — Milton Jones

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera." — Tim Vine

Heatherlegh is the dearest doctor that ever was, and his invariable prescription to all his patients is, lie low, go slow, and keep cool. — Rudyard Kipling

As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination. — George Bernard Shaw

When I went back and watched a couple of the older 'Doctor Who' episodes, I could see why some people felt the show had been quite sexist. — Daphne Ashbrook

it wasn't that the forty-eight-year-old doctor didn't like people; he simply liked being alone better. — James Patterson

It was, he supossed, one of the adventages of having married a doctor- you could shove the kid at your husband whenever the kid seemed to be dying. — Stephen King

If you're working on 'Doctor Who,' you've got to be the Doctor. So yeah, I think they need a woman Doctor, and that's who I'd like to be. — Stephanie Leonidas

Evil comes at leisure like the disease. Good comes in a hurry like the doctor. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. — Henny Youngman

When I started Doctor Who Steven Moffat said, "That's it for the rest of your life." I'll be Doctor to a whole generation when they're 50. — Matt Smith

'Doctor Who' was the first mythology that I learned, before ever I ran into Greek or Roman or Egyptian mythologies. — Neil Gaiman

Always take a banana to a party. — Steven Moffat

If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free. — Stephen King

I absorb the science section of 'The New York Times.' You know, I have a degree: I'm an A.A.D. Almost a Doctor. — Evelyn Lauder

I always rip out the last page of a book. That way, it doesn't have to end. I hate endings. — The Doctor

God's job is not to make sick people healthy. That's the doctor's job. God's job is to make sick people brave. — Harold S. Kushner

We need to get insurance out of the way and let the consumer interact with their doctor the way they did basically before World War II, — Rand Paul

So is this how it works Doctor? You never interfere with the affairs of other peoples or planets, unless there are children crying? — Steven Moffat

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. — Benjamin Franklin

I haven't played Doctor Who since I was 9 on the playground. — Peter Capaldi

The internet is just a scary place. It's better to just go to the doctor. Don't let Google get inside your head. It will do bad things to you. — Carrie Brownstein

Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. — The War Doctor Steven Moffat

Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face. — Dolly Parton

The best-educated doctor in the world is standing on a low island in the middle of a sea of ignorance. — Stephen King

My fantasy is, if I wasn't on 'Dexter,' I would move my family to London and work for the BBC on 'Doctor Who.' — Manny Coto

Am I not as much a doctor as they? I too have my patients; in the first place, theirs, whom they call sick; and then my own, whom I call unfortunate. — Victor Hugo

I knew that nobody but a luckless man could ever need a doctor in the face of a cyclone. — William Faulkner

What you've got to understand, son," says the doctor, "is it's all the fault of the alien space bats. — Cory Doctorow

You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him. — Evan Esar

Our doctor would never really operate unless it was necessary. He was just that way. If he didn't need the money, he wouldn't lay a hand on you. — Herb Shriner

I was given a stethoscope in a child's 'doctor's bag' at about age six and I loved it! One could hear the heart beating through that plastic toy. — Jessye Norman

I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all. — Robert Webb

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau

Being a doctor, you are not supposed to give vent to any signs of revulsion on encountering the most noxious of odours or the most gruesome of sights. — Anurag Shourie

It is a moral achievement on the part of the doctor who ought not to let himself be repelled by sickness and corruption. — Carl Jung

"I'm going over the valley." (Dying from throat cancer, his doctor found him wandering around his room, asked him where was he going?) — Babe Ruth

A wise doctor does not mutter incantations over a sore that needs the knife. — Sophocles

Are you hearing unusual sounds or voices?" the doctor asked.
"Help us, oh God, it hurts," the boxes of cotton screamed.
"Not exactly," I said. — Denis Johnson

Doctor Dougall was wrong. It was tempermentally impossible for Amory to get the best marks in school. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. — Benjamin Franklin

I do sometimes watch 'Dr. Who' and while the stories barely make sense, if at all, the doctor is such great company I don't care. — John Shirley

the doctor, "that if you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of — Robert Louis Stevenson

I am a long-time hide-behind-the-sofa-in-the-early-Doctor Who-in-the-1960s fan. — Kenneth Branagh

The doctor that acts out of love doesn't burn out. He or she may get tired physically, but not emotionally. — Bernie Siegel

An ignorant doctor is the aide-de-camp of death. — Avicenna

The doctor is effective only when he himself is affected. Only the wounded physician heals — C. G. Jung

You can't have my heart, the doctor told me I'd be dead without it. — Drake

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. — George Carlin

The doctor who diagnosed me with ALS, or motor neuron disease, told me that it would kill me in two or three years. — Stephen Hawking

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough' — Henny Youngman

I'm hard to get rid of." He smiled.
All Tegan's suspicions about the boy came flooding back. "So it seems," she replied icily. — Peter Grimwade

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. — Norman Cousins

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light! — Red Buttons

The first questions are always to be asked, and the wisest doctor is gravelled by the inquisitiveness of a child. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd like to see everything for myself, doctor. The whole world. — Emery Lord

Every man is his own doctor of divinity, in the last resort. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Sweetheart the doctor gave you the okay, and your friends will be there. It's okay to live your life. You can't be afraid at every turn. — Evelyn Smith

The second problem is that your kid might be right about the "weird, hippie doctor." The fact is that many — Mike Bradley

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? — Terry Pratchett

When it comes to screening, a doctor who says 'Let's err on the side of caution,' may actually err on the side of reckless ignorance and grave harm. — Otis Webb Brawley

As a Christian, as an individual, as a doctor, I am absolutely opposed to the death penalty. — Joycelyn Elders

On occasion, the unexpected is precisely what the doctor ordered. — Chloe Neill

The scar on my eye is a result of the doctor's sewing up my face. It was 450 stitches and plastic surgery. — Charlie Puth

Ah, solving that question Brings the priest and the doctor In their — David Nicholls

She's a person; the doctor pronounces her dead, not the news. — Aaron Sorkin

I don't subscribe to the 'Doctor Who' magazine and we've only got the normal amount of 'Doctor Who' fridge magnets. — Arabella Weir

That was just kind of a surprise when the doctor said, 'We did a biopsy on your appendix, and you have cancer.' — Stuart Scott

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject. — Woody Allen

I wonder how often not the intention but the desire springs up in a doctor's mind: 'Can I let this human being out of the trap of Life? — Phyllis Bottome

Don't be lasagna — The Doctor

Matt Smith?" I said. "Really? You are not the Doctor, Bran. At your age, it is important to keep a lookout for excessive hubris. — Patricia Briggs

A prayer/meditation a day, keeps the Doctor away. — Abhijit Naskar

I take it this means that you had good news from the doctor?"
"She says I shall live to be a hundred."
"And what's the good news? — Claire Cross

No doctor has ever healed anyone of anything in the history of the world, The human immune system heals and that's the only thing that heals — Bob Wright

The best doctor gives the least medicines. — Benjamin Franklin

A doctor is a man who writes prescriptions, till the patient either dies or is cured by nature. — John Taylor

I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation. — Robert M. Fresco

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. — Rita Rudner

Lipitor is one of the most researched medicines. I'm glad I take Lipitor, as a doctor, and a dad. — Robert Jarvik

The doctor frowned upon drinking and often expressed wonderment at men who willingly made imbeciles of themselves. — Rick Yancey

That's what the 'Doctor' is about, essentially - having that energy that you just can't understand. — Billie Piper

Old age and death are in the natural course of things. There is nothing a doctor can do about them. — Muso Soseki

Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country. — George W. Bush