We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
— Jack Black
Donnie Green himself had been a trader at Salomon Brothers in the dark ages, when traders had more hair on their chests than on their heads.
— Michael Lewis
I am going to tear apart your pathetic little magical remnant of the Dark Ages into pieces smaller than its constituent atoms.
— Eliezer Yudkowsky
There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages.
— Ruth Hurmence Green
To expect and dread a thing for a lifetime; does not prepare you for the thing itself.
— Mary Stewart
Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude.
— Bill Mauldin
And in history I found that Christianity, so far from belonging to the Dark Ages, was the one path across the Dark Ages that was not dark.
— G.K. Chesterton
You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Agesthey haven't ended yet. — Kurt Vonnegut
Chemotherapy is just medieval. It's such a blunt instrument. We're going to look back on it like we do the dark ages.
— Eric Topol
The punishment of shaving a woman's head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths.
— Antony Beevor
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages. — Frank Zappa
An idea so dangerous it can't be discussed. I thought we buried all that nonsense back in the Dark Ages. — Alastair Reynolds
There is something dark and wintry about the atmosphere of the later Middle Ages. — Lytton Strachey
In so many ways we are still in the dark ages, but there is light appearing over the horizon of choice and consciousness. — Bryant McGill
If knew you were going to drug me, kidnap me, and take me back to the dark ages with out my pants, I never would have slept with you. — John Scalzi
We are powerfully imprisoned in these Dark Ages simply by the terms in which we have been conditioned to think. — R. Buckminster Fuller
Throughout the world Dark Ages have scrawled finis to successions of cultures receding far into the past. — Jane Jacobs
But how can we know that dragons did not exist? We have never actually BEEN to the Dark Ages. — Cressida Cowell
Darkness was all they knew, and eventually they thought it was the light. — A.J. Deus
Technology made everything better for a while and now it seems life is circling back around to the dark ages. — Patricia Cornwell
It is not at all polite to point out a crusty old pessimist's dark inner secret. — Brandon Sanderson
The Dark Ages are alive and secretly thriving like a herpes infection among us. — Juliette Fay
We are entering the Dark Ages, my friend, but this time there will be lots of neon, and screen savers, and street lighting. — Edward St. Aubyn
I see myself and many artists like me as the torchbearers through these dark ages. — John Zorn
The Dark Ages never ended. — Matt Haig
Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
But that was back in the twentieth century, in the dark ages, — Kim Stanley Robinson
How can we say that the Church wishes to bring us back into the Dark Ages? The Church was the only thing that ever brought us out of them. — G.K. Chesterton
I don't know when network executives will get out of the Dark Ages. — Connie Chung
Our use of phrase 'The Dark ages' to cover the period from 699 to 1,000 marks our undue concentration on Western Europe ... — Bertrand Russell
There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages. — Richard Lederer
You can celebrate the female form in comfort. We left corsets behind in the dark ages, so why bring them back now? — L'Wren Scott
